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Well, it’s almost time for another year to begin, so that will mean a lot of new smokers who are anxious to learn all about our art. Unfortunately, it will also signal a time when the scammers come out of the woodwork. Between the old CS board and here, we’ve probably seen them all. I thought that this might be a good place to enshrine some of the better or even more stupid fishing scams to help the newer members recognize when they should be more cautious.

Sometimes, the fishing is done without knowing that they are violating a lot of social norms. While it may be okay to beg a stick at a lounge (not any that I go to), it is poor form to do so online. There are even tried and true ways that SEEM to not be fishing that usually are and some well-meaning people use the phrasing without understanding the indifference or even hostility that they provoke.

Things like:

I’m new and can only afford a few singles. I so wish that someone would share some good sticks with me so that I don’t waste my money.

I really like cigars and I know that I just joined, but lost my job so will have to give up cigars, I guess.

There is only one crappy place near me to buy cigars and I would travel farther to get good sticks if only I knew which ones were good.

Wow, I hope to be able to afford a cigar like that some day.

And some of us remember the scammer who, perhaps way back at CS, posted about a fire at their place and so they not only lost all the cigars but also the Xmas presents and regular clothes for the kids. Took some here in law enforcement to reveal this scam but by then the person had made off with a lot of donations (clothes, money, cigars) and were never seen again.

We all want to help push new people down the slope and cigar people are nothing if not generous to a fault, but let’s post some of our experiences with scammers in order to help others to be aware and also to help new members avoid coming across as scammers.

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If i could be so bold to add....

Paraphrasing here:

“My wife posted that not me, guys!” I think we remember that plea for smokes here!

“I was moving and the box with my smokes must have fallen off on the highway...”

Good times, good times indeed!

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I think so, too.

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I always wonder about noobs posting a picture of their new empty humi. Then commenting "what should I stock it with?". Personally my peeve is with guys helping themselves to my travel humi without asking. The bums always swipe the most expensive smokes.

And I agree, good times indeed.

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Ah... I remember the fire scam. Don’t recall all the details, but I remember.

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Well, perhaps times have changed, but we used to call that mooching. One of the infamous mooches went by the name, “Jim the Newbie.” Whenever someone mentioned a cigar, he’d post, “Gee, I never had one of those.” It was funny for a while.

Now, here’s a true story. I met Jim a couple of times at JR stores in NC. One time, we were walking around and I saw a candela cigar and without thinking said that I had never had one of those. Jim immediately bought one and gave it to me. That’s right - I mooched Jim the Newbie!

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Ah, JtN. Herfed with him many times in Nola. Like you said, he’s actually very generous. I remember the time he gave Carlito Fuente a Golden Gator. Priceless!

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Golden Gator? Is that sorta like a rusty trombone?

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I can’t believe some of these lol

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Yeah I’m with T.G., what’s a Golden Gator?
:po

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Sooooo funny you guys should mention this, because my house burned down with my stacked humidor of pre embargos, limited releases, and anniversary sticks. PLUS the cigar shop I usually buy at closed down due to fire as well. Any donations would be much appreciated considering the time of year. Sorry, my wife made me do it.


https://postimg.cc/Wqm9yY91

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It was a dog rocket brand that folks passed around as a joke. Although somewhere, there was a newbie who thought they were really good.

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If anyone will front me a box of Power Rangers I will gladly pay you on Tuesday. :)

https://www.lorralaughstheclown.com/...g?u=3715209957

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Mods ban this newbie please. He’s obviously a scammer and up to no good :gary

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Lmao that is an excellent story! I’ll be awaiting the “Opus X: Golden Dog Rocket Edicion” release!

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I remember that one. I was pretty new to the forum so kept my mouth shut at the time. But if I shook my head any harder I might have needed to see a chiropractor. :rolleyes:

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I heard of one that one guy moved from Florida to Alaska and left his humidor full of Cubans at his old house and wanted to know if anyone wanted to lend him a few lol

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I ran out of cigars... Please send me some. Especially Padrons and Cubans, please!

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Can't see the forest through the trees.

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But fishing is good.

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Yeah, I remember that one. Posting about empty humidors always makes me a bit suspicious as well.

It's always amazed me how fast some new members recognize the generosity inherent on this forum and how good they are playing on it. Fortunately those folk aren't too common and tend to disappear quickly.

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Blake! How ya doing?

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**Btw guys I forgot to mention I’m dying of canser and my podiatrist and numerologist says the only thing that will cure it is lots of high end cigar smoke, but my insurance refuses to cover it....plz help!!

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Fighting the good fight mark. Yourself?

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Biggest mooch back in the day was purobrat. I think I am the only person he ever sent a cigar to. Memorialized him in the urban dictionary. :)

https://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...?term=purobrat


BTW - I've smoked it since. Times are hard here. Retired with no pension. Do those Cuban cigars really taste better? I've always wanted to try one.

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Oh mannn. That’s a name I haven’t thought about for a minute :r

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Cigars? I'll send you some groceries, my poor fellow! -(P

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Haha

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That explains your absence lately, shoot me your address and I’ll get you out a care package, hefty bags, cat litter, olive oil and i have some Fuente seconds that i got at ABC Wine and Spirits that i was smoking when i was unemployed, best horrible cigar $1.89 can buy! Thoughts and prayers my friend and stay strong.

Another tip for you Dave, if you are really hungry and short on cash you can save up a bit and splurge on some spaghetti from a local place and ask for extra bread, then the next day go back and tell them you were going to heat it up brocade you didn’t get s chance to eat it the night before and tell them they forgot the bread, bam there’s your next meal..free bread!

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My Humidor is empty and I'm broke, can someone help me fill it please. :(

http://www.humidorstore.com/Walk-In/...2510-large.jpg

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Oh, the humanity.

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A little off topic but what’s the biggest humidor someone has on here? 2k,3k cigars?

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This forum has the ability for normal users to create new threads based on a new topic.

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Mark...Peter is smiling down on you...:noon

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:lr :lr :lr ;s

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:tu

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per shelf!

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Read this thread made me look 1550 currently 1700 when the last 3 come to fill the shelf.

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Let’s not even begging to discuss the singles drawers. :noon

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New guy, meet the King! :r

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You will find this enlightening.

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showth...ghlight=cigars

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Man there are some pretty impressive numbers in that thread Weelok! I wonder where some of those are now considering the last posted date was in 2013. I find myself picking up sticks anytime I see a good opportunity, but don't really have the room to buy boxes just yet. Once I get a cooler set up then the Sh*ts really going to hit the fan :r

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Yet the Mr. Spock mindmeld has worked, and the topic of phishing has been squelched. :r