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markem 01-05-2014 11:39 AM

Moving trash to the curb
 
While I may get the rolled eyes, I take only one trip to move all three garbage cans to the curb. I feel that it makes me more manly and saves wear and tear on my flip flops.

How about you?

Ogre 01-05-2014 11:40 AM

Re: Moving trash to the curb
 
Sounds right to me, I don't see a problem.

14holestogie 01-05-2014 11:43 AM

Re: Moving trash to the curb
 
I'm a hoarder, so my zero trips beats your one. :)

Remo 01-05-2014 11:43 AM

Re: Moving trash to the curb
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by markem (Post 1918949)
While I may get the rolled eyes, I take only one trip to move all three garbage cans to the curb. I feel that it makes me more manly and saves wear and tear on my flip flops.

How about you?

:lr

pektel 01-05-2014 11:50 AM

Re: Moving trash to the curb
 
I only have one garbage can. But I'm similar in thought as to how I carry my groceries into the house. 47 plastic bags? Challenge accepted.

Blueface 01-05-2014 11:56 AM

Re: Moving trash to the curb
 
I have you guys beat.
Two garbage cans, a bottle recycle bin and fallen palm prawns, all on one trip, in spite of the recycle bin being on the other side of the house of the garbage cans, while whistling Dixie.
Top that Mark.

markem 01-05-2014 12:01 PM

Re: Moving trash to the curb
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Blueface (Post 1918958)
I have you guys beat.
Two garbage cans, a bottle recycle bin and fallen palm prawns, all on one trip, in spite of the recycle bin being on the other side of the house of the garbage cans, while whistling Dixie.
Top that Mark.

I can't top palm prawns, Carlos. I really can't. :lr

AdamJoshua 01-05-2014 12:02 PM

Re: Moving trash to the curb
 
:np

T.G 01-05-2014 12:23 PM

Re: Moving trash to the curb
 
I live in a high-rise. I take all my trash to the curb at 9.81m/s^2 in a single shot.

markem 01-05-2014 12:27 PM

Re: Moving trash to the curb
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by T.G (Post 1918971)
I live in a high-rise. I take all my trash to the curb at 9.81m/s^2 in a single shot.

You're in America! Calculate American! 32 ft/s/s, it's the law!

pektel 01-05-2014 01:02 PM

Re: Moving trash to the curb
 
I don't always take out my recycling. But when I do, I look like a raging alcoholic.

ChicagoWhiteSox 01-05-2014 01:19 PM

Re: Moving trash to the curb
 
incoming!!!!!!!!!!

CigarNut 01-05-2014 01:21 PM

Re: Moving trash to the curb
 
2 cans, 1/2 a trip :)

hotreds 01-05-2014 01:46 PM

Re: Moving trash to the curb
 
I live in the country. We BURN our trash!

maninblack 01-05-2014 01:47 PM

Re: Moving trash to the curb
 
I kicked my trash to the curb long ago. And yet she keeps coming around.

bruceolee 01-05-2014 02:00 PM

Re: Moving trash to the curb
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by pektel (Post 1918956)
I only have one garbage can. But I'm similar in thought as to how I carry my groceries into the house. 47 plastic bags? Challenge accepted.

:tpd:
It's like a little personal strong man competition but then you have that special challenge every once in a while "oh you bought the 20 pound bag of cat litter on top of 2 weeks worth of groceries?"
Challenge Accepted

bruceolee 01-05-2014 02:02 PM

Re: Moving trash to the curb
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by markem (Post 1918976)
You're in America! Calculate American! 32 ft/s/s, it's the law!

AMEN! :D


English system eats metric for breakfast!

MurphysLaw 01-05-2014 02:10 PM

Re: Moving trash to the curb
 
When did we start posting about taking trash out before we do it?

Scottw 01-05-2014 03:15 PM

Re: Moving trash to the curb
 
[quote=pektel;1918992]I don't always take out my recycling. But when I do, I look like a raging alcoholic.[/QUOTE

In the same boat here

G G 01-05-2014 03:34 PM

Re: Moving trash to the curb
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Blueface (Post 1918958)
I have you guys beat.
Two garbage cans, a bottle recycle bin and fallen palm prawns, all on one trip, in spite of the recycle bin being on the other side of the house of the garbage cans, while whistling Dixie.
Top that Mark.

I am 48 years old and I always learn something new everyday. I didn't know that palm trees had shrimp on them. :r

Blueface 01-05-2014 03:36 PM

Re: Moving trash to the curb
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by G G (Post 1919052)
I am 48 years old and I always learn something new everyday. I didn't know that palm trees had shrimp on them. :r

There are sea prawns and then there are also land prawns that live in palm trees.:D

BTW, so darn glad someone caught it.:r

shilala 01-05-2014 04:04 PM

Re: Moving trash to the curb
 
My wife's ex-husband comes over and takes our trash out.
He had a really sh1tty lawyer.

pnoon 01-05-2014 04:22 PM

Re: Moving trash to the curb
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by shilala (Post 1919063)
My wife's ex-husband comes over and takes our trash out.
He had a really sh1tty lawyer.

:lr
Priceless!

Blueface 01-05-2014 04:31 PM

Re: Moving trash to the curb
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by shilala (Post 1919063)
My wife's ex-husband comes over and takes our trash out.
He had a really sh1tty lawyer.

:r:r:r:r

WINNER!!!

equetefue 01-05-2014 05:03 PM

Re: Moving trash to the curb
 
/ close this thread. Scott wins. :r:r:r

icehog3 01-05-2014 09:38 PM

Re: Moving trash to the curb
 
I put all my groceries in the trash can, then wheel it up the stairs. Then I kick the cat in the face, just 'cause I'm so bad ass.

markem 01-05-2014 09:40 PM

Re: Moving trash to the curb
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1919227)
I put all my groceries in the trash can, then wheel it up the stairs. Then I kick the cat in the face, just 'cause I'm so bad ass.

I had heard that when you are around that the pussie takes a beating.

icehog3 01-05-2014 09:59 PM

Re: Moving trash to the curb
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by markem (Post 1919228)
I had heard that when you are around that the pussie takes a beating.

I see what you did there. :)

pektel 01-06-2014 06:29 AM

Re: Moving trash to the curb
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by shilala (Post 1919063)
My wife's ex-husband comes over and takes our trash out.
He had a really sh1tty lawyer.

:r


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