What Flavor Profile Do You Prefer in a Pop Tart?
 

Please explain your logic as well as your love for Pop Tarts, maybe detailing your first Pop Tart experience, and how Pop Tarts have changed not only your life, but the course of humankind.

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Do you like them toasted or untoasted? With or without frosting?
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Frosting. It made me lose my virginity.

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I checked my copy of The Authoritative Pop Tart Guide by Turd Ferguson, and it said that I'm supposed to like the one called "azzberry". I don't see that flavor on your list tough.

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Toasted of course! :sh

Where is the "All of the above" box? :bh

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Kitty Litter. :dr

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I'm trying to find a toaster that will toast them in -30f. What should I get?

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Frosted Kitty Litter all the way!

Given the inconsistencies in the heating elements when exposed to typical South Florida humidity, coupled with our higher temperatures, I prefer the half time one side, half time the other side method for toasting.

Thanks to Andy, I too learned of this method via the recommendations he came across during his "what do I do and how do I do it but more importantly, when do I do it" explorations in life.

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I've never had one of those. Wish they sold them around here.

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WTF?!?!?!? Mom said there was only one kind - strawberry - and that those stupid commercials were lying.

Hog, this guy seemed to do pretty well with unfrosted...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAKvfultDJM

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Since they don't make a maduro flavored one...gotta go with the blueberry, although the Raspberry and Brown Sugar Cinnamon are tight up there. Has to be frosted, toasted, and a dab of butter on top. :dr :dr Damnit Tom...now I gotta run and grab some. :D

I bet astronauts also love Pop Tarts. :r :r

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Gee, and I thought it was a place in New Jersey, you know; Azzberry Park?

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Just don't go under the bridge! ;)

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Don't show a picture of an empty toaster, lest ye be bombed with Pop Tarts. Wish I had money for Pop Tarts, good luck with the sale!

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Yes, but how long do you let them sit before you eat one? Do they get better with age?

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Frosted, Toasted Strawberry or Frosted, Toasted Brown Sugar. As for the rest of what you asked ... I suffer from CRS, so I have no answers... :sh

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Katy Perry, with or without frosting is my favorite pop tart.

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Can I change my vote? Plus they have to be toasted with on half stick of real butter per 2 pop tarts. Yummy

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I cannot believe that "Chum" isn't a listed option, you b!tch.

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Brown Sugar and Cinnamon. All time favorite since I was a kid. I enjoy the fruit flavors here and there..

I never toast them.. I am not even sure I had any pop tart toasted.

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:r :r

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The blueberry muffin Pop Tarts were a little slice of heaven. I cant find them around my neck of the woods anymore.....man those were good.:dr:dr

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I had a couple pop tarts last night at around 1:30. They're probably the healthiest things I eat.

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This post wins the internet.

/thread.

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:lr

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I love this thread, and the back story makes it even better :lr

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:cl

:r

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Strawberry Frosted, toasted, at a around 72-73% humidity. I like to pretend it's the same as having a serving of fruit, as well as a serving of 'icing'.

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I voted Blueberry however I do love the Chocolate Fudge too. I can eat them cold but prefer toasted with butter and peanut butter. mmmmmm

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Nice review...

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Hey, you forgot my favorite, Tuna Fudge!!
BTW, they've got 4 different lots of Pop Tarts on CigarBid closing soon...

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I lied.
Actually, my favorite Pop Tart is Brittney Spears.

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But do you store them with or without wrapper?

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bishes

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According to Turd Ferguson's The Authoritative Pop Tart Guide , on page 92, it states that "You must remove the wrapper, because it makes them more better." I worship Turd. He's a pop-tart god, you knows, so we must obey.

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Andy, the quote you provided me states "...........because it makes them taste more betterer."

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BTW,
While Turd Furgenson may be an authoritative figure on this subject and I do bow to his writings also, Mike Fahey makes some interesting observations.
No wonder my dogs love them.

http://kotaku.com/5951990/pop+tarts-...acktaku-review

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By far Fahey's best quote is

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I subscribe to the Poptart Rule of 3's
3 days in the pantry to stabilize the Poptarts after their trip home from the store
3 minutes in the toaster to make them nice and hot.
3 seconds on my plate for the filling to cool and age before I shovel them into my face.

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BS/Cin with strong coffee. I can think of worse ways to start the morning.

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You don't freeze them first to minimize infestations?
For me:
3 days in the freezer, followed by 3 days in the fridge, followed by 3 days in the pantry. All highly recommended by Furgenson.

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Thats pretty risky. Its a well know fact in the Pop tart community that if freezing isn't done right it could result in the crust splitting open while eating. Especially when you get into the last 3rd of the Pop tart. I prefer to play it safe and store them in a cool dry place under the temp that infestations may occur. :2

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Strawberry - unfrosted. We only buy Pop Tarts when we are going camping. Ever since my kids were little it's always been a "treat" for camping. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, snacks, they could have them anytime they wanted when we were camping.

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I have frankly never experienced that as I maintain the fridge at precisely 37.2547 degrees, which I have read is ideal for the interim process from freezer to pantry.

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He'll be here all week, try the Veal and don't forget to tip your waitress, left or right, not backwards please.

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I don't think I saw this all time party favorite listed in the poll.

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s...to/null-28.jpg

Or this other favorite.

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s...to/null-29.jpg

And who can forget this classic second only to Kitty Litter.

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s...to/null-30.jpg

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Hey Carlos you forgot to mention your other favorite Haggas Pop Tarts!

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Do Pop Tarts age well? What about ones with bloom...are they good?




:rolleyes: :r

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strawberry unfrosted.

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:lr

/life.