Silly cigar names
 

It seems to me that manufacturers are trying to outdo each other in the silly cigar name games as of late. In fact, for a while, I thought that the Homemade Sausage thread was a review.

This is a place to list the names of the cigars that you find silly and perhaps comment on them (no reviews, please). I'm thinking comments more along the lines of "what the heck were they thinking? Well, here's my guess". It will perhaps also function as a repository of silly names for future reference, just in case the unspeakable should happen and a vitola not be successful.

It's all tongue in cheek and not meant to be taken seriously, so let's not get in to arguments, m'kay.

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All the Opus names Carlito has fun coming up with("***** Cat", "***** Juice"/"Vulva", "BBMF", etc.). As ridiculous as they are, I respect the fact that Carlito doesn't allow the public perception of someone coming out with cigar names like that to change the fact that he can have a little fun on the side while still making good smokes.

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While there are some "goofy" names for sticks out there...some are actually very good. Prime example of one of the most recent is the Viaje White Label Project Stuffed Turkey Dark Meat. A very crazy name, but a damn fine stick.:dr :dr :dr

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It isn't about how good the cigar is, it is about how silly the name is. Your example is a fine example of "what the heck were they thinking". But if you get stuffed turkey dark meat flavors, then I guess that the name isn't silly but apt.

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Fighting Co*k

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Pork chops, tenderloins ect.. Viaje has some pretty ridiculous names in their lineup as well.

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Ron Mexico has to be one of the worst out there :2

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Drew Estates has had more than his share of random names lately

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I'm waiting on the release of the Dirty Bastard.

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+1. Yes, I always think "what a silly a$$ name that is" everytime I run across it:r It would be interesting to see their sales firgures on that bundled cigar just for the fun of it though...

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I vote for the RyJ Churchill silliness. Short Churchill, Petite Churchill, Churchill, Wide Churchill. What's left? Half-a-Churchill Grandes LE 2014?

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My Uzi Weighs A Ton
One Shot One Kill
Tramp Stamp
Jock Itch
Yeast Infection.



OK. I made up the last two but it wouldn't surprise me if someone made a cigar woth those names

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Cremosa Cubana...It ain't creamy, and it ain't Cuban. :r

Nub....the name is dumb, and so is the cigar.

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The yeast infection is a creamy smoke, full of interesting flavors and a slight cheesy taste profile. Brie maybe?:r

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...
:pu:c:bhd

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:emo2004Tom. You starting an argument already?;)

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There is no argument with that cigar though, Mark;):D

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http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/a...g3/shemp-1.gif

Who, me? ;)

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El Bigote

This one always cracks me up hahah...

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Genesis: The Project.

Is it based on the Bible? A classified military operation? All I know is that if the cigar's name contains a colon, it should be reconsidered.

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I have to go with 7-20-4 The Gagger. As if a 6x60 cigar needs any help being more phallic. :r

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Add to this list:
- Honey and Hand Grenades
--Rapier
--Shiv
--Shank (all named after prison weapons apparently)

- Romeo y Julieta Havoc

- Quesada Q D'etat (sp?)
-- Howitzer
-- Molotov
-- Daga

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Bare knuckle

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Hesitant Pirate.

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Erin Go Bragh

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Humo Jaguar....I know there's a cigar history behind it. But, I just think that Hetero Jaguar should get equal billing

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I think tramp stamp is the worst one I have ever heard of...

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Isn't there the Cromagus Knuckle Dragger

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Colon .....

Also the Oktoberfest uber is a terrible name as 'uber' is still a bit of a tained word since WWII

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Diesel
Bareknuckle
The new Pokemon series from Pete Johnson
Ricola
Wheat Germ
Ore Ida
Flagpole Sitta
Treat Williams
Don Kirshner's Cigar Concert
Grape Nuts


MCS

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Worst of all time Cromagnon Slobberknocker!

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Honey & Hand Grenade :emo2004
Skull Breaker

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Nope, that's a beer.

Founders Dirty Bastard

Here's the info:

So good it’s almost wrong. Dark ruby in color and brewed with seven varieties of imported malts. Complex in finish, with hints of smoke and peat, paired with a malty richness and a right hook of hop power to give it the bad attitude that a beer named Dirty Bastard has to live up to. Ain’t for the wee lads.
ABV: 8.5%
IBUs: 50
Availability: Year-round

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"Papas Fritas" means french fries. :confused:

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Pimp Stick

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My Uzi Weighs A Ton is the silliest I can think of offhand.

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Raji's Untimely Demise!

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Surrogates Bone Crusher

Room 101 Namakubi anything

Lars Tetens 24a69.com
Lars Tetens Gorilla Finger

RoMa Cromagnon Atlatl

The list could go on and on...

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It means 'daddy's fries'. I have a Frita Papa under the cabinet, also known as a fry daddy.:r

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If I started a cigar line, I'd call it Tetanus and my first release would be the Lockjaw.:D

I vote this #1!

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Kinky Friedman Texas Jewboy. Hands down silliest name out there.

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No it doesn't, it means French fries. Papas = Potatoe.

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x2!

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Crystal Baller anyone?

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You are just absolutely no fun at all, Ferdinand.

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or maybe your joke wasn't funny ?

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Or maybe both of us are right?

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or both of us are wrong

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CuAvana Punisher
Curly Head
Of course, Gurkha is full of them as well.

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Arval, I think I found your buddy's cigar.

Cigar Name: Good Karma Cigar Donkey Dropping
Wrapper: Nicaragua
Binder: Nicaragua
Filler: Nicaragua
Size: Corona Gorda 54 x 5.5”
Strength: Medium - Full
Body: Medium - Full
Price: $5.50 Each