My wife walked out on me today!!
 

After what I thought was 12 years of happy marriage, my wife walked out on me today...














for two GLORIOUS weeks. She said something about Europe, or her girl friends, or shopping. To tell you the truth, I wasn't really listening, but I did hear "two (glorious) weeks".

Now where did I put that box of cigars :noon

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You have an hour to find it before you will be penalized for wasting time!

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Nice, watcha gonna smoke first?

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Is she coming back to you? :)

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Freedom!!!!!

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Congrats, my friend.

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Lucky

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:noon

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Party Time!!!:banger:noon:D:tu

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http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-cjwEi3DmBu...t_freedom.jpeg
enjoy it till the last smoke!

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Congrats and enjoy the little time you have. 2 weeks is going to fly by. ;):)

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Forget finding the box of smokes....go buy a new box!!! :noon

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:tpd:

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I could get into a lot of trouble with two weeks of freedom: stogies, booze and strippers! :sl

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I'd build a walk-in. That would show her who's boss! :D

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The credit card bill sure will be when she is done shopping :D

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You guys crack me up :)

C & P:

Ain't no sammiches when she's gone.
Their not made when she's away.
Ain't no sammmmmmiches when she's gone,
And sammiches are gone too long,
Anytime she goes away.

Wonder this time where she's gone
Wonder if she's makin sammiches
Ain't no sammiches when she's gone.
This house just ain't no home,
Anytime there ain't no sammiches

I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know


Hey, I oughta leave them sammiches alone
But there ain't no sammiches when she's gone
Ain't no sammiches when she's gone
Only McD's here ever'day

Ain't no sammiches when she's gone
This house just ain't no home,
Anytime there ain't no sammiches

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Enjoy bro!!! It doesn't happen every day.

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So, what did you purchase that influenced this? :r

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Will she call when she decides to come back to give a heads up?

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Enjoy the time away!! Smoke em if you got em!

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yea, I'm not touching that.....:D


enjoy....and have her hit up duty-free on the way home!!

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:r
Got me w/ this one.
:tu

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Good for you, enjoy your freedom.

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New twitter trend....
#Herf_at_Brad's_for_two_weeks

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Not to thread jack, but to join you, Brad, in your horrible situation. Leaving soon to spend the next 4 days with my dad and family friends on Black River. Fishing, eating, drinking, and smoking - not in any particular order. No girls, children, or pets allowed.

Here's to you my friend. See ya Sunday! :chr

Enjoy your newly found freedom! It won't last long.

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Wow, does my know me or what !!!

I went to grab a beer out of the fridge and found a note that said, "Don't drink too much while I'm out of town. Love xoxo"

Then when I went to grab a cigar out of my humidor, I found a note that said, "Don't smoke too much while I'm out of town. Love xoxo"

When I went to grab a roll of toilet paper I found a note that said, "CLEAN YOUR G-D DAMN BATHROOM BEFORE I GET HOME"

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Oh God, I thought this was going to be another walk in cigar humidor post ;)