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14holestogie 12-05-2011 09:05 AM

Super Bowl & Madonna...
 
...discuss

hotreds 12-05-2011 09:17 AM

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mase 12-05-2011 09:31 AM

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Uggghhhhh

14holestogie 12-05-2011 09:38 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by hotreds (Post 1492779)

Remember back in the 80's when you said to yourself, "I'd tap that".
Now, not so much. I think body parts would be falling off. :D

forgop 12-05-2011 09:44 AM

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Much better choice than they've made for quite some time. She was probably too controversial to get the gig when she was more relevant.

RevSmoke 12-05-2011 09:59 AM

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Didn't like her music back in the day. So, halftime will be a good time to make up another place of food and grab another beverage.

Peace of the Lord be with you.

deadrise 12-05-2011 10:02 AM

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Wardrobe Malfunction :dr:dr:dr

Stephen 12-05-2011 10:16 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1492770)
...discuss

Does anyone like Madonna anymore? I mean, I get it if you dug her back in the 80's/early 90's being the pop icon she was and all, but she hasn't been relevant in damn near 20 years (and like most pop, her music hasn't aged well). Maybe George Michael or Duran Duran can make a special apperance to complete this, "I don't give a damn" extravaganza. On that note, she now reminds me of another 80's icon:
http://files.sharenator.com/madonna_...x320-65126.jpg

replicant_argent 12-05-2011 10:17 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by forgop (Post 1492804)
Much better choice than they've made for quite some time. She was probably too controversial to get the gig when she was more relevant.

Mudonna= Meh.


The average football fan has about the same interest in that broad as a scented candle sale at Kohls, is my supposition.

Madonna at halftime= hunting for meat/tossing a ball around/beer restocking/dropping the kids off at the pool/ad infinitum break.
Oh, and by "much better choice" do you mean that you vomit slightly less while watching it? Great review.
;)

replicant_argent 12-05-2011 10:18 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1492842)
Does anyone like Madonna anymore? I mean, I get it if you dug her back in the 80's/early 90's being the pop icon she was and all, but she hasn't been relevant in damn near 20 years (and like most pop, her music hasn't aged well). Maybe George Michael or Duran Duran can make a special apperance to complete this, "I don't give a damn" extravaganza. On that note, she now reminds me of another 80's icon:
http://files.sharenator.com/madonna_...x320-65126.jpg

Holy Granny Hands!
(or Sharp Grasping Talons)

icehog3 12-05-2011 10:33 AM

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She will justify my love.

mase 12-05-2011 10:36 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by replicant_argent (Post 1492850)
Holy Granny Hands!
(or Sharp Grasping Talons)

Does Madonna have large talons?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HXMRBMclgY

irratebass 12-05-2011 11:11 AM

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I've said it before and I'll say it again AC/DC would be the best Superbowl halftime show ever.

Emjaysmash 12-05-2011 11:44 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by RevSmoke (Post 1492820)
Didn't like her music back in the day. So, halftime will be a good time to make up another place of food and grab another beverage.

Peace of the Lord be with you.

:tpd:

forgop 12-05-2011 11:52 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by replicant_argent (Post 1492845)
Mudonna= Meh.


The average football fan has about the same interest in that broad as a scented candle sale at Kohls, is my supposition.

Madonna at halftime= hunting for meat/tossing a ball around/beer restocking/dropping the kids off at the pool/ad infinitum break.
Oh, and by "much better choice" do you mean that you vomit slightly less while watching it? Great review.
;)

The halftime show for the super bowl isn't about drawing the average football fan. Those people are already watching the game. It's about drawing more people that wouldn't watch it otherwise.

I don't listen to Madonna by any means although she was good back in her day. She was probably too controversial to put on when she was still popular. If it were my choice, I'd get rid of these damn halftime performances for thanksgiving day and the super bowl altogether. I don't give a rats behind about the stupid choreographed performances by 3000 kids on the field and people running up to the stage to watch 3 songs. Last year was one of the odd years that I did watch and seeing slash come out was cool. Every year it's a retread rock band, hip hop, or country performance. But yeah, it'll suck less than previous shows.

kelmac07 12-05-2011 11:54 AM

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Does the Super Bowl entertainment committee have a clause that they must hire old, over the hill talent? Is Omar Minaya on this committee? :r :r

forgop 12-05-2011 12:00 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by irratebass (Post 1492915)
I've said it before and I'll say it again AC/DC would be the best Superbowl halftime show ever.

They would be good. Unfortunately, they'd be sure to throw in someone else with them to appease the newer generation.

replicant_argent 12-05-2011 12:02 PM

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Ah. I get you.
So "Suck Less" may actually become my own personal Catch Phrase of 2012. (copyright MCS, all rights reserved, mumbo jumbo, mumbo jumbo.)
I actually don't think the half-time show "draws" anyone really. Those people are quite probably "in the room anyway." The new commercials probably draw more actual viewers to the advertisers than trying to lure them in with a musical act that is out of the main NFL demographic.

But I am an idiot. What do I know. Maybe the marketing and advertising witchdoctors and charlatans have softened my perceptions and logic-center enough to make me the perfect patsy to their never ending gruel of Soylent Green.

Oooooh is that the new Fiat commercial?


Squirrel!

IBQTEE1 12-05-2011 12:32 PM

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Not really sure that she the right choice for the Superbowl.

Stephen 12-05-2011 12:33 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by forgop (Post 1492972)
They would be good. Unfortunately, they'd be sure to throw in someone else with them to appease the newer generation.

Are you under some impression that the, "newer generation" will be appeased by Skeletor? She hasn't been popular since I was in high school. Maybe next year's Super Bowl they'll roll out Sisqó.

maninblack 12-05-2011 01:00 PM

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I'm still holding out for the Tiffany/Debbie Gibson halftime show. Maybe Vanilla Ice.

replicant_argent 12-05-2011 01:02 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by maninblack (Post 1493033)
I'm still holding out for the Tiffany/Debbie Gibson halftime show. Maybe Vanilla Ice.

That won't happen before the Yanni/Pnoon show.

pnoon 12-05-2011 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by replicant_argent (Post 1493036)
That won't happen before the Yanni/Pnoon show.

Hey now. Be nice.
:hf
Posted via Mobile Device

irratebass 12-05-2011 01:05 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by forgop (Post 1492972)
They would be good. Unfortunately, they'd be sure to throw in someone else with them to appease the newer generation.

Ya think? Man, everyone knows AC/DC I doubt they would need Jay-Z or someone to help them, besides I doubt they would even agree to it.

Subvet642 12-05-2011 01:49 PM

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If they want to keep people interested in the half-time show...Strippers!

replicant_argent 12-05-2011 01:51 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by replicant_argent (Post 1493036)
That won't happen before the Pnoon/Yanni show.

Quote:

Originally Posted by pnoon (Post 1493041)
Hey now. Be nice.
:hf
Posted via Mobile Device

Fine, you get top billing, satisfied? :=:

Stephen 12-05-2011 02:00 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by maninblack (Post 1493033)
I'm still holding out for the Tiffany/Debbie Gibson halftime show. Maybe Vanilla Ice.

Can New Edition get some love?

IBQTEE1 12-05-2011 02:20 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1493149)
Can New Edition get some love?

I would so watch the Half Time Show then!! :banger

Blak Smyth 12-05-2011 02:39 PM

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http://images.icanhascheezburger.com...6934598337.jpg

DMK 12-05-2011 02:50 PM

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:confused::pu

icehog3 12-05-2011 03:38 PM

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Don't go for second best, Baby.

Stephen 12-05-2011 03:46 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1492871)
She will justify my love.

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1493228)
Don't go for second best, Baby.

I guess I'll die another day...

icehog3 12-05-2011 03:50 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1493238)
I guess I'll die another day...

Like a virgin?

mariogolbee 12-05-2011 03:59 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1492842)
Does anyone like Madonna anymore? I mean, I get it if you dug her back in the 80's/early 90's being the pop icon she was and all, but she hasn't been relevant in damn near 20 years (and like most pop, her music hasn't aged well).

I still love Madonna and she still happens to be my favorite all time performer. I'm sure most that are actually posting in this thread would disagree, but there are a lot of people who still love her music and it is quite relevant. After all, I still hear her on many a radio station, whether the songs be older or new. The videos themselves may be somewhat outdated, depending on the song, but the message in each song rings true. Most of her songs were about love and expression. I don't believe humans have lost emotion just yet. We're not talking about (mostly not) some silly dance or fad in her songs.
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Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1492799)
Remember back in the 80's when you said to yourself, "I'd tap that".
Now, not so much. I think body parts would be falling off. :D

I still would. Sexy is not just skin deep. It is also about drive and personality, among other attributes. Every woman ages. At least Madonna started out hot. Imagine what the girl in the cubicle next to you will look like at this age?
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Originally Posted by irratebass (Post 1492915)
I've said it before and I'll say it again AC/DC would be the best Superbowl halftime show ever.

AGREED!!!!:banger AC/DC would put on a perfect show!

I wish I could go to this year's Super Bowl JUST to see Madonna. I've never seen her live and it is one of my wishes to do so. However, I'm sure all of the tickets are already sold out.:td

icehog3 12-05-2011 04:01 PM

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I agree with you Mario. I am su8re every woman would love to look 25 in her 50s, but there is more to beauty and sexiness than what is only skin deep.

Stephen 12-05-2011 04:39 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1493258)
I still love Madonna and she still happens to be my favorite all time performer. I'm sure most that are actually posting in this thread would disagree, but there are a lot of people who still love her music and it is quite relevant.

Meh, I still hear Survivor on the radio station every now and again, doesn't make them relevant (unless there's another Rocky movie coming out that I'm not aware of). To each their own.:tu

Stephen 12-05-2011 04:42 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1493242)
Like a virgin?

You must be my lucky star!

Taki 12-05-2011 05:19 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1492799)
Remember back in the 80's when you said to yourself, "I'd tap that".
Now, not so much. I think body parts would be falling off. :D

:r:r:r hahahaha
Worst Decision!!!!

icehog3 12-05-2011 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1493312)
You must be my lucky star!

‘Cause I shine on you wherever you are?

icehog3 12-05-2011 05:41 PM

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Trust me boys, you might not be much for the ladies to look at either in your 50s. Hell, some of you that I've seen, in your 30s. ;) :lr

taltos 12-05-2011 06:25 PM

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I would have preferred seeing Bob Seger or Wierd Al but at least I will be able to take a dump and not miss anything.:D

Stephen 12-05-2011 06:34 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1493383)
‘Cause I shine on you wherever you are?

Papa don't preach, I'm in trouble deep...

maninblack 12-05-2011 06:43 PM

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You two need to get a room.

Stephen 12-05-2011 06:48 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1492799)
Remember back in the 80's when you said to yourself, "I'd tap that".

Even back then I was ruined by seeing pictures of her doing her best impression of Dr. Zira.
http://cdn.pimpmyspace.org/media/pms...nna048zf-1.jpg
Trust me, it gets a lot worse.

Stephen 12-05-2011 06:50 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by maninblack (Post 1493467)
You two need to get a room.

The show is over, say good-bye.

replicant_argent 12-05-2011 06:50 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1493260)
I agree with you Mario. I am su8re every woman would love to look 25 in her 50s, but there is more to beauty and sexiness than what is only skin deep.

25 is seriously pushing it, bud. I will dismiss the "su8re" as some kind of punkass textese.

hotreds 12-05-2011 06:52 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1493260)
I agree with you Mario. I am su8re every woman would love to look 25 in her 50s, but there is more to beauty and sexiness than what is only skin deep.

Beauty is only skin deep but ugly goes right down to the bone.

bobarian 12-05-2011 07:00 PM

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Cant think of a more influential female performer in the past 30 years. Maybe only surpassed by Aretha all time. :2

The Super Bowl has not been for "regular people" since the mid-80's. $25k for a weekend just doesnt fit into my budget. :sh

icehog3 12-05-2011 07:01 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1493461)
Papa don't preach, I'm in trouble deep...

If you live to tell.


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