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replicant_argent 11-18-2011 08:11 AM

Prayers for Wanger
 
Take a moment to send some strength to Mike. For 117 minutes tonight he will forcefully rip his nuts out of his sack for the purpose of pleasing his wife Erin on the anniversary of their marriage.
Good luck and bring a flask of rum to help with the pain of watching the opening of Breaking Dawn tonight, Mike.

http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs49/f/20...talizedfox.jpg



Wait, too soon?

I am not really sure that congratulations are in order... ;)

14holestogie 11-18-2011 08:15 AM

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:r

irratebass 11-18-2011 08:19 AM

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:hy:sw

Mattso3000 11-18-2011 08:21 AM

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Wow. Ouch. Thoughts and prayers are with you through this difficult and sometimes painful experience. Hope the rest of the anniversary goes better!

Wanger 11-18-2011 08:42 AM

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Weekend away from the kids, with grandpa staying at our house, so of course, the rest of the weekend WILL go better. And our actual anniversary is on Sunday, though, so yes, too soon. :p LOL

pektel 11-18-2011 08:51 AM

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Wait, am I the only one that's excited for the movie to come out?

hammondc 11-18-2011 08:51 AM

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ha ha ha ha! THAT is gonna suck.

CigarNut 11-18-2011 08:54 AM

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I have to go with my wife as well. I am sure that she will make it worth my while :D

Ashcan Bill 11-18-2011 08:56 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by replicant_argent (Post 1478278)
Good luck and bring a flask of rum to help with the pain of watching the opening of Breaking Dawn tonight, Mike.

Don't think a flask of rum would do it. Maybe a jug of tequila and a handful of ludes? :lr

Stephen 11-18-2011 08:59 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pektel (Post 1478325)
Wait, am I the only one that's excited for the movie to come out?

*checks* Nope, my testicles are still in tact and fully functional. Had they not, I'm sure I'd be right there with ya.:tu;)

replicant_argent 11-18-2011 09:00 AM

Re: Prayers for Wanger
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by pektel (Post 1478325)
Wait, am I the only one that's excited for the movie to come out?

Just try to blend with the other emo kids at the Mann in GR.

Stephen 11-18-2011 09:00 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Ashcan Bill (Post 1478332)
Don't think a flask of rum would do it. Maybe a jug of tequila and a handful of ludes? :lr

Better take his shoelaces and belt from him, too.

replicant_argent 11-18-2011 09:02 AM

Re: Prayers for Wanger
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ashcan Bill (Post 1478332)
Don't think a flask of rum would do it. Maybe a jug of tequila and a handful of ludes? :lr

151 oughta take the edge off. And remove that nasty saccharine taste. :r

And by flask, I mean camelback, Mike is tall, he can pull it off.


Hump? What hump?

replicant_argent 11-18-2011 09:14 AM

Re: Prayers for Wanger
 
Unfortunately I hope Mike makes it through the movie marathon weekend of romance. I just happen to have the cheat sheet for the marquee.
-27 dresses
-princess diaries
-sisterhood of the traveling pants
-Titanic
-Bridges of Madison County
-Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood

Strength, Brother.

LigaPrivadaT84 11-18-2011 09:17 AM

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Thoughts and prayers sent.
Yikes. :gl

Ashcan Bill 11-18-2011 09:17 AM

Re: Prayers for Wanger
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by replicant_argent (Post 1478341)
151 oughta take the edge off. And remove that nasty saccharine taste. :r

And by flask, I mean camelback, Mike is tall, he can pull it off.


Hump? What hump?

Ah, 151. :dr

Used to be on a bowling team where 151 and coke was our team drink.

Still sorry about the movie, Mike. You taking a man purse or anything to blend in?

And congrats on the anni! :tu

68TriShield 11-18-2011 09:25 AM

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I thought you were talking about a vasectomy.

icehog3 11-18-2011 09:33 AM

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I am rooting for the werewolf.

Happy Anny, Mike. :)

replicant_argent 11-18-2011 09:34 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by 68TriShield (Post 1478371)
I thought you were talking about a vasectomy.

This goes way beyond a frozen bag of peas, Dave. :r:banger

Stephen 11-18-2011 10:23 AM

Re: Prayers for Wanger
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by replicant_argent (Post 1478360)
Unfortunately I hope Mike makes it through the movie marathon weekend of romance. I just happen to have the cheat sheet for the marquee.
-27 dresses
-princess diaries
-sisterhood of the traveling pants
-Titanic
-Bridges of Madison County
-Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood

Strength, Brother.

Hell, that's just the first leg. Rumor has it that the following are all queued up and ready to go:

Steel Magnolias
The English Patient
Thelma & Louise
Bridget Jones' Diary
How to Make an American Quilt
Waiting to Exhale
City of Angels
Beaches
Officer and a Gentleman
Fried Green Tomatoes
The Hours


Better make room on the sofa; petkel's coming over, and he's armed with Puffs.:D

hammondc 11-18-2011 01:17 PM

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here it is wrapped up in 3 minutes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ATdbz2lXR0

Ogre 11-18-2011 01:30 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pektel (Post 1478325)
Wait, am I the only one that's excited for the movie to come out?

No, my 13 year old neighbor is also excited about it!!!:r

pektel 11-18-2011 01:37 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Ogre (Post 1478638)
No, my 13 year old neighbor is also excited about it!!!:r

:r

It was sarcasm. My gf likes the movies, and I admittedly watched them with her. But she bribed me with fun bedroom time.

Ogre 11-18-2011 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by pektel (Post 1478644)
:r

It was sarcasm. My gf likes the movies, and I admittedly watched them with her. But she bribed me with fun bedroom time.

Its ok to admit it, you would watch it with or without the "Bedroom Fun"!!!

Adriftpanda 11-18-2011 01:47 PM

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Call me whatever you want, but I'm looking forward to seeing it with the fiance on Saturday. Nothing wrong with it.

Hope you enjoyed it Mike, happy anny.

icehog3 11-18-2011 02:26 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pektel (Post 1478644)
But she bribed me with fun bedroom time.

Rearranging the furniture?

sevans105 11-18-2011 02:26 PM

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Bella! Close your FRIKKIN MOUTH!

pektel 11-18-2011 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by sevans105 (Post 1478681)
Bella! Close your FRIKKIN MOUTH!

Did you watch the season premier of Beavis and Butthead?
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Emjaysmash 11-18-2011 04:26 PM

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Good luck. That 117 mins you can never get back.

sevans105 11-18-2011 04:32 PM

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http://randomoverload.com/wp-content...unseen.jpg.jpg

pektel 11-18-2011 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by replicant_argent (Post 1478338)
Just try to blend with the other emo kids at the Mann in GR.

:lr

This made my day. :D
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MajorCaptSilly 11-18-2011 08:52 PM

Re: Prayers for Wanger
 
My wife went to the midnight show last night with friends from work. I maintain my stance that I will never watch a shiny vampire movie.

MCS

backwoods357 11-18-2011 08:56 PM

Re: Prayers for Wanger
 
Wow, poor guy. My better half has no interest, thank god. She would be much happier burning a maddie on the deck and picking up a pizza at mellow mushroom. I saw the first two and the series just looks to get exponentially worse with each movie.

md4958 11-18-2011 09:01 PM

Re: Prayers for Wanger
 
So you can boost up that testosterone again:

http://youtu.be/_8JR5kmlnGA

14holestogie 11-19-2011 05:11 AM

Re: Prayers for Wanger
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by md4958 (Post 1479057)
So you can boost up that testosterone again:

http://youtu.be/_8JR5kmlnGA

vagampires....:r

Stephen 11-19-2011 07:53 AM

Re: Prayers for Wanger
 
My buddies and I had a chat about this franchise (well it was only one movie at the time that we had been coerced by our significant others into watching) and following two conclusions were drawn over some beers:

1. What makes this movie so damned unbelievable isn't the fact that it's full of vampires and werewolves, but that multiple males are posturing over a high school girl that doesn't put out, isn't the least bit attractive, and has the personality of a wet mop

2. Edward is a pedophile

Wanger 11-21-2011 01:48 PM

Re: Prayers for Wanger
 
I survived. It was HORRID acting and completely idiotic to me that the women in the audience were oohing and aahing over these people. :rolleyes::rolleyes: Seriously? Get a f'ing life! At least Erin didn't do that. For whatever reason, she likes the story. :rolleyes: All I can think of is to let Blade loose on them all! :p

replicant_argent 11-30-2011 07:26 AM

Re: Prayers for Wanger
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Wanger (Post 1480931)
I survived. It was HORRID acting and completely idiotic to me that the women in the audience were oohing and aahing over these people. :rolleyes::rolleyes: Seriously? Get a f'ing life! At least Erin didn't do that. For whatever reason, she likes the story. :rolleyes: All I can think of is to let Blade loose on them all! :p

Nice try, Fluffy. Trying to man-up after looking this PuppyDog in lust with Sparkly Vampire boy isn't gonna fly.


Apoco 12-01-2011 09:26 AM

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I heard one of my female friends swooning over Edward. I reminded her that vampires do not have a beating heart - that means no blood circulation. He wouldn't be able to get anything elevated to have any real fun. She was...not pleased with me :r
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pektel 12-01-2011 12:13 PM

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This is how Twilight should end:

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y12...hbox/blade.jpg

Wanger 12-01-2011 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by pektel (Post 1489410)

bingo!!!!!

Wanger 12-01-2011 12:32 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by replicant_argent (Post 1488217)
Nice try, Fluffy. Trying to man-up after looking this PuppyDog in lust with Sparkly Vampire boy isn't gonna fly.

I'm surprised it took you so long to throw my ugly mug up here in this thread. :bh

There isn't ANYONE in the movie that's even lustworthy. :pu Well, I might consider the chick that was in Up in the Air, but that's it.

BELLA CLOSE YOUR MOUTH!:rolleyes:


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