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Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom... :hm

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That's not a condom.

He's such a badass that he's getting a BJ from it.

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Chuck Norris once got into a starring match with a mirror and won.

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I've known a few guys nicknamed Snake, but never for this reason . . . sort of. ;)

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Chuck Norris is so tough... When he falls in water, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris...

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Can Ed do this??? I think NOT...

http://picture.funnycorner.net/funny...s-was-here.jpg

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When Chuck Norris takes a piss he clogs the toilet.

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If Chuck Norris ever fought himself, Chuck Norris would win....period.

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When Chuck Norris does push-ups he doesn't push himself up; he actually pushes the Earth down.

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Chuck Norris tell the GPS which way to go... -(P

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Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.


There was once a street named after Chuck Norris, but they had to close it, no one dared cross Chuck Norris.

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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the %$&# down.

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Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey, he chews bees.

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"Phobia" is Latin for Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

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Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried

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If anyone else knows what this is they get extra awesome points.

http://www.brettspiele-report.de/ima...9_vorschau.jpg

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:lr:lr

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A game card produced by a company that was too scared to print 'Chuck Norris'?

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I'm certainly NOT man enough to ask him!

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Chuck Norris is so awesome he created fire by rubbbing two ice cubes together.

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I want to read this book
http://images.word-power.co.uk/image...1592404650.jpg

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NUN-CHUCKS....

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...KH9FPyyU9Z22eZ

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:r:r

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Vvvvv

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You better hope Chuck don't see this.:r

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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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:r:r:r

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The boogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris doesn't have cancer. Cancer has Chuck Norris.

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I have yet to see a cartoon split a bolder or Photoshop a motivational poster.

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http://www.motifake.com/image/demoti...1276213510.jpg
http://funny-pictures-blog.com/wp-co...uck-norris.jpg

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:lr

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[IMG]http://files.sharenator.com/clint_****in_eastwood_chuck_who_poster_1234078071_ RE_100_Chuck_Norris_Facts_s640x859_41628-s640x859-251452.jpg[/IMG]

He is a bad @$$... :r

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Fact: Jack Bauer can break Chuck Norris URL links with his mind.

With. His. MIND.

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http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...8QG9SHN_OEY3lr


He is a bad @$$... :r[/quote]

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New postage stamp?

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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack, because his heart knows better than to attack Chuck Norris.

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First, only & last guy to ever do it...


http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...ZifInRIpbiodTy

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It only took a little while for Chuck Norris's hits to kill him.