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area51 08-15-2011 06:49 AM
My Day ruined in 5minutes
 
As my wife is leaving for work she kindly informs me she will have to buy a new hairdryer because hers burnt out...The damage ~50. Not bad I lay my head back down. Two minutes later she returns into the APT to inform me she will be taking my car because hers is dead. I go up to the car and it's clicking but wont turn over...dead battery call AAA, too easy right? I call AAA and I am informed I'm not on the account so now I get to jump through hoops to just get the car jumped. Someone cheer me up haha.

longknocker 08-15-2011 07:04 AM
Re: My Day ruined in 5minutes
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by area51 (Post 1374897)
As my wife is leaving for work she kindly informs me she will have to buy a new hairdryer because hers burnt out...The damage ~50. Not bad I lay my head back down. Two minutes later she returns into the APT to inform me she will be taking my car because hers is dead. I go up to the car and it's clicking but wont turn over...dead battery call AAA, too easy right? I call AAA and I am informed I'm not on the account so now I get to jump through hoops to just get the car jumped. Someone cheer me up haha.
Smoke A Good Cigar, Brother!:D Hope Your Day Improves!:tu

maninblack 08-15-2011 07:04 AM
Re: My Day ruined in 5minutes
 
Damn bro that stinks. Keep your head up. Mondays suck.

Blak Smyth 08-15-2011 07:05 AM
Re: My Day ruined in 5minutes
 
Does this help?
http://cheezdailysquee.files.wordpre...bce7d4f16f.jpg


At least you don't have this tattoo!
http://www.checkoutmyink.com/assets/...jpg?1264885801

maninblack 08-15-2011 07:08 AM
Re: My Day ruined in 5minutes
 
This chick always makes me smile.

http://edibleapple.com/wp-content/up...i-swimsuit.jpg

Subvet642 08-15-2011 07:11 AM
Re: My Day ruined in 5minutes
 
Ya know...some days the Universe tells us to just stay home and drink beer; I think today is that day for you.

Subvet642 08-15-2011 07:16 AM
Re: My Day ruined in 5minutes
 
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...3kZA7J4S5bnOl9
Quote:
Originally Posted by maninblack (Post 1374911)

Skywalker 08-15-2011 07:19 AM
Re: My Day ruined in 5minutes
 
You could try jump starting the car with the cord from the broken hairdryer???:D

Sorry for your troubles!:(

Ogre 08-15-2011 07:31 AM
Re: My Day ruined in 5minutes
 
That sucks bro!! Hope it all gets better!!

area51 08-15-2011 08:04 AM
Re: My Day ruined in 5minutes
 
I'm telling you, when it rains it pours...Of course I can think of much worse stuff that could happen, but not when I first roll out of bed.

area51 08-15-2011 08:04 AM
Re: My Day ruined in 5minutes
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Blak Smyth (Post 1374906)
This rules

massphatness 08-15-2011 08:26 AM
Re: My Day ruined in 5minutes
 
I have good news. Amazon has decent blow dryers on sale for as little as $14.99 -- dude, I just saved you, $35!

area51 08-15-2011 08:48 AM
Re: My Day ruined in 5minutes
 
Haha great news on that...now just the car issue.

icehog3 08-15-2011 08:53 AM
Re: My Day ruined in 5minutes
 
At least it's not a tumor? :sh

WittyUserName 08-15-2011 08:55 AM
Re: My Day ruined in 5minutes
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1375031)
At least it's not a tumor? :sh
:sl:sl haha

maninblack 08-15-2011 09:00 AM
Re: My Day ruined in 5minutes
 
Or at least she didn't throw the blow dryer in the tub while you were in it. Look on the bright side.

WittyUserName 08-15-2011 09:01 AM
Re: My Day ruined in 5minutes
 
Here you go, this always makes me laugh.

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/me...rap_roller.jpg

Brutus2600 08-15-2011 09:02 AM
Re: My Day ruined in 5minutes
 
From what I gathered, it seems as if you didn't need to use your car today and will be staying home...


Perfect day to relax with a cigar! :tu:tu

Hope your day gets better though

area51 08-15-2011 09:03 AM
Re: My Day ruined in 5minutes
 
You guys really know how to cheer a guy up haha. AAA should be here oh about an hour ago.

T.G 08-15-2011 09:40 AM
Re: My Day ruined in 5minutes
 
Prayers sent.

area51 08-15-2011 10:11 AM
Re: My Day ruined in 5minutes
 
Car is started, about to go to the gym...here's to hoping it starts when I get done ahha.

irratebass 08-15-2011 10:41 AM
Re: My Day ruined in 5minutes
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by WittyUserName (Post 1375046)
Here you go, this always makes me laugh.

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/me...rap_roller.jpg
This is too funny, not the guy on the skates, but the guy on the right, wth is he doing? LOL

Right on Kenneth, glad things worked out in your way, now maybe your wife can greeet you at the door naked with wet hair and a new hair dryer and sternly asks you to blow it for her :D

CigarNut 08-15-2011 10:49 AM
Re: My Day ruined in 5minutes
 
Let's see: broken hair dryer, dead car battery, and AAA refuted your membership... Wow. Your day is ruined.

Last month a Navy medic on patrol with the Marines was killed in Afghanistan when their patrol came under fire. He died while trying to provide aid to others. His parents are in mourning but they are proud of their son.

Navy medic killed in Afghanistan

It's all a matter of perspective...

area51 08-15-2011 11:15 AM
Re: My Day ruined in 5minutes
 
I'm just gonna hold my tongue on that one...Your right.

icehog3 08-15-2011 01:50 PM
Re: My Day ruined in 5minutes
 
Do you know forgop?

pnoon 08-15-2011 01:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1375513)
Do you know forgop?
:lr
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Drez 08-15-2011 01:58 PM
Re: My Day ruined in 5minutes
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brutus2600 (Post 1375049)
From what I gathered, it seems as if you didn't need to use your car today and will be staying home...


Perfect day to relax with a cigar! :tu:tu

Hope your day gets better though
im with brian you should just plant yourself outside and smoke all day cause "you have no car"

:D:D

The Poet 08-15-2011 02:04 PM
Re: My Day ruined in 5minutes
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by maninblack (Post 1374911)

Now THERE'S a Bar I'd like to jump! :tu

Hippiebrian 08-15-2011 07:32 PM
Re: My Day ruined in 5minutes
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by WittyUserName (Post 1375046)
Here you go, this always makes me laugh.

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/me...rap_roller.jpg
:r I was just listening to the Stones Get Off of My Cloud, and the dude skating away was in perfect rythym with the tune!

How bad can it be? You've got cigars, and the Sox are in first place...what else matters?

Aporschaguy 08-15-2011 09:36 PM
Re: My Day ruined in 5minutes
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by maninblack (Post 1374911)
Here here.... I love chicks. My. Old mechanics teacher use to flirt constantly with the parts girl. We always bugged him as he was married. He said "boys it doesn't matter where you get your appetite as long as you eat at home"

Themes words to live by...

cort 08-15-2011 10:11 PM
Re: My Day ruined in 5minutes
 
I thought I had to fart but I sh!t my pants. My life sucks!!!!!!!

markem 08-15-2011 10:13 PM
Re: My Day ruined in 5minutes
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cort (Post 1376192)
I thought I had to fart but I sh!t my pants. My life sucks!!!!!!!
http://www.tide.com/images/en-US/pro...al_173x287.png

cort 08-15-2011 10:16 PM
Re: My Day ruined in 5minutes
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by markem (Post 1376200)
Thanks, Mark. You're the best.:tu

icehog3 08-15-2011 11:11 PM
Re: My Day ruined in 5minutes
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Aporschaguy (Post 1376107)
Here here.... I love chicks.
First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

I mean don't just walk in. You move across the room. And you don't talk to her. You use your face. You use your body. You use everything. That's what I do. I mean I just send out this vibe and I have personally found that women do respond. I mean, something happens.

The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'. Now when you got that, then you have the attitude.

Stephen 08-16-2011 05:23 AM
Re: My Day ruined in 5minutes
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1376321)
First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

I mean don't just walk in. You move across the room. And you don't talk to her. You use your face. You use your body. You use everything. That's what I do. I mean I just send out this vibe and I have personally found that women do respond. I mean, something happens.

The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'. Now when you got that, then you have the attitude.
The five point plan? For free? But men have died trying to obtain this valuable information!!!

taltos 08-16-2011 05:56 AM
Re: My Day ruined in 5minutes
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1376321)
First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

I mean don't just walk in. You move across the room. And you don't talk to her. You use your face. You use your body. You use everything. That's what I do. I mean I just send out this vibe and I have personally found that women do respond. I mean, something happens.

The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'. Now when you got that, then you have the attitude.
Tom, is this before or after you handcuff her?:D

irratebass 08-16-2011 11:08 AM
Re: My Day ruined in 5minutes
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1376321)
First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

I mean don't just walk in. You move across the room. And you don't talk to her. You use your face. You use your body. You use everything. That's what I do. I mean I just send out this vibe and I have personally found that women do respond. I mean, something happens.

The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'. Now when you got that, then you have the attitude.
:tu:tu:tu


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