Cigar Asylum Cigar Forum

Cigar Asylum Cigar Forum (http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/index.php)
-   General Discussion (http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/forumdisplay.php?f=48)
-   -   What song lyrics do you commonly quote? (http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=48120)

SmokeyJoe 08-05-2011 08:42 PM

What song lyrics do you commonly quote?
 
I have a few, but one that still makes my wife laugh is when I get exasperated at people doing foolish things and I say:

"Clowns to the left of me... Jokers to my right...
Here I am - Stuck in the middle with you."


- Stealers Wheel


:ss

The Poet 08-06-2011 10:43 AM

Re: What song lyrics do you commonly quote?
 
Accessing my inner @$$hole for a moment, please note I not only know all the lyrics to Tequila, but I often comment to others with the chorus from Hey Jude . . . Nah nah nah nanny nah nah, nanny nah nah.

But to give a serious response to my brother Joe:

Sometimes I feel, sometimes I feel
Like I been tied to the whippin' post,
Tied to the whippin' post,
Tied to the whippin' post . . .

Good Lord, I feel like I'm dyin'.

Ogre 08-06-2011 10:47 AM

Re: What song lyrics do you commonly quote?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyJoe (Post 1363370)
I have a few, but one that still makes my wife laugh is when I get exasperated at people doing foolish things and I say:

"Clowns to the left of me... Jokers to my right...
Here I am - Stuck in the middle with you."


- Stealers Wheel


:ss

Love that song.

Buckcherry- crazy BIOTCH

Queen- Another One Bites The Dust

Silound 08-06-2011 11:16 AM

Re: What song lyrics do you commonly quote?
 
I don't so much as quote songs, but I have a bad habit of picking a bad for a day and singing every song by them I know all day.

It annoys me even, but I can't stop or else the little green men start trying to talk to me again. :)

jonumberone 08-06-2011 11:32 AM

Re: What song lyrics do you commonly quote?
 
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints" - Billy Joel

SvilleKid 08-06-2011 11:33 AM

Re: What song lyrics do you commonly quote?
 
To my children's chagrin, when they "wanted" something that was un-needed:

You don't always get what you want
But if you try sometimes
You just might find
You get what you need


It was quoted enough that all I had to say was "You know what Mick Jagger says", and they would groan, and give up on whatever outrageous "need" they were pushing!

G G 08-06-2011 12:20 PM

Re: What song lyrics do you commonly quote?
 
I'm off to see the wizard

The Poet 08-06-2011 12:24 PM

Re: What song lyrics do you commonly quote?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ggainey (Post 1364053)
I'm off to see the wizard

You'd almost have to be. :D

jsnake 08-06-2011 01:08 PM

Re: What song lyrics do you commonly quote?
 
http://youtu.be/EXDUU4MOZF4

harryhausen 08-06-2011 01:11 PM

Re: What song lyrics do you commonly quote?
 
" I am the Warlock!
I am the Warlock!
I'm going to **** your mind up!"- Jack Black/ Probot hidden track

Ogre 08-06-2011 01:57 PM

Re: What song lyrics do you commonly quote?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ggainey (Post 1364053)
I'm off to see the wizard

In your ruby reds???

DMK 08-06-2011 02:15 PM

Re: What song lyrics do you commonly quote?
 
Lately it occurs to me what a long, strange trip its been.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pafY6sZt0FE

cort 08-06-2011 03:19 PM

Re: What song lyrics do you commonly quote?
 
I wanna **** you like an animal.

-Nine Inch Nails




:D

bruceolee 08-06-2011 03:20 PM

Re: What song lyrics do you commonly quote?
 
"She stares off alone into the night
With the eyes of one who hates for just being born"

It's in my head most days thanks to my ex-girlfriend as it perfectly describes her. Scarry...

Mr.Maduro 08-06-2011 03:20 PM

Re: What song lyrics do you commonly quote?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by SvilleKid (Post 1364031)
To my children's chagrin, when they "wanted" something that was un-needed:

You don't always get what you want
But if you try sometimes
You just might find
You get what you need


I actually used that one today on my 3 year old daughter!

markem 08-06-2011 03:22 PM

Re: What song lyrics do you commonly quote?
 
Not commonly, but I have been known to say this to people who complain a lot

You've got to know when to hold 'em
Know when to fold 'em

Aporschaguy 08-06-2011 03:24 PM

Re: What song lyrics do you commonly quote?
 
I'm here for a good time not a long time... Trooper

ChicagoWhiteSox 08-06-2011 03:25 PM

Re: What song lyrics do you commonly quote?
 
"Life's a b!tch, and then you die." :r

pnoon 08-06-2011 03:35 PM

Re: What song lyrics do you commonly quote?
 
I've got ninety thousand pounds in my pajamas. I've got forty thousand French francs in my fridge. I've got lots and lots of lire and the deutschemark's getting dearer and my dollar bills can buy the Brooklyn bridge.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sor9GzivGbk

markem 08-06-2011 03:44 PM

Re: What song lyrics do you commonly quote?
 
When someone is acting particularly silly, I typically respond with

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay

SmokeyJoe 08-06-2011 04:23 PM

Re: What song lyrics do you commonly quote?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by pnoon (Post 1364236)
I've got ninety thousand pounds in my pajamas. I've got forty thousand French francs in my fridge. I've got lots and lots of lire and the deutschemark's getting dearer and my dollar bills can buy the Brooklyn bridge.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sor9GzivGbk

Thanks for the laugh, Peter! :r

icehog3 08-06-2011 05:30 PM

Re: What song lyrics do you commonly quote?
 
Met a girl, thought she was grand,
Fell in love, found out first hand,
Went well for a week or two,
Then it all came unglued.

She f**king hates me,
Trust,
She f**king hates me,
La la la love,
I tried too hard,
And she tore my feelings like I had none,
And ripped them away.

ArgusP2 08-07-2011 02:52 AM

Re: What song lyrics do you commonly quote?
 
More and more each day...

"The lunatic is in my head.
The lunatic is in my head
You raise the blade, you make the change
You re-arrange me 'til I'm sane.
You lock the door
And throw away the key
There's someone in my head but it's not me."

- Pink Floyd

N2 GOLD 08-08-2011 11:13 AM

Re: What song lyrics do you commonly quote?
 
Word to your mother... Vanilla Ice... :r :r

IBQTEE1 08-08-2011 01:40 PM

Re: What song lyrics do you commonly quote?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Cort (Post 1364201)
I wanna **** you like an animal.

-Nine Inch Nails




:D

Your stole my line!! :banger

icehog3 08-08-2011 05:24 PM

Re: What song lyrics do you commonly quote?
 
:rolleyes:

Scottw 08-08-2011 07:46 PM

Re: What song lyrics do you commonly quote?
 
"Shut up when I'm talking to you!" - Linkin Park, One step closer.

Married with two kids.


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 06:07 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.