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shilala 11-18-2008 01:34 PM

Disaster.
 
I was out in the kitchen banging out the cookies I threatened Perry (Big Vito) with and suffered a massive disaster.
We had a counter-top with shelves beneath it that was a prep area.
Key word here is "had".
I had six bowls, the mixer, all the stuff measured out and ready to mix when the whole world collapsed.
It kind of came down in slow motion and when it hit the floor everything kinda jumped up in the air and flipped over and smashed.

There were two fishbowls on the countertop. One with a Betta and one with 3 Goldfish from the fair. I immediately managed to rescue all but one goldfish. I couldn't find him.
About a half hour later, after cleaning most of the mess and dragging the broken parts outside, I pulled out the microwave stand (that had been buried in the devastation) and there was the goldfish all covered in flour.
I gave him a poke and he flopped. I couldn't believe it.
I gathered him up, threw him in the glass where the other goldfish were, and scrubbed the flour off of his eyeballs.
Right now he's swimming around like nothing ever happened. :)
I'm gonna name him Lucky.

So now, instead of making cookies, I'm going to be heading to Lowe's.
I have to get two pieces of countertop, stiles, pine for shelving, and a new little dewalt shopvac because mine is all but dead (it picked a hell of a time to die).
We've been wanting to replace the sink countertop so I'm gonna do that while I undo the devastation. I might even put a dishwasher in. Haven't decided yet.

I'm going to do all this right after I suck the 1/2 dozen eggs and two gallons of fish-water soaked flour out of the kitchen carpet with my mostly dead shop vac. :D
I may just have to go get the big shop vac out of the shop to move this project along.

Tell me this...
Is it still Monday??? Did I not get the memo???

mrreindeer 11-18-2008 01:40 PM

Re: Disaster.
 
OH MAN, THAT SUCKS!

Bend your knees & WATCH THAT BACK!

Cigarcop 11-18-2008 01:41 PM

Re: Disaster.
 
Bring "Lucky" with you maybe you'll find everything on sale!!!!

BlackDog 11-18-2008 01:42 PM

Re: Disaster.
 
Hey Scott, when you're doing a bomb, you're not supposed to blow yourself up in the process. ;)

Geez, sorry brother, I hate when stuff like that happens. I've had my share, and they're never fun.

ahc4353 11-18-2008 01:43 PM

Re: Disaster.
 
Only you Scott, only you.

awsmith4 11-18-2008 01:45 PM

Re: Disaster.
 
Scott I feel for ya brother, better luck this afternoon.

piperman 11-18-2008 01:45 PM

Re: Disaster.
 
:r:r ...So, does Perry (Big Vito) get his cookies or what? sorry had to say that.

zmancbr 11-18-2008 01:47 PM

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Scott... that sounds like one hell of a party over there... you just need to add the Rum... :D

At least no one got hurt and all the fish lived... and now you have a funny story to tell which is priceless... :tu

BlackDog 11-18-2008 01:50 PM

Re: Disaster.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by piperman (Post 74871)
:r:r ...So, does Perry (Big Vito) get his cookies or what? sorry had to say that.

Sounds like he's gonna get fish cookies. :D

ucla695 11-18-2008 01:50 PM

Re: Disaster.
 
Sorry to hear that. I hope you get everything cleaned up quickly and your week takes a turn for the better.

Were you trying to make 'goldfish' crackers instead of cookies?

taltos 11-18-2008 01:54 PM

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Scott, you have my sympathy for the disaster but to be honest, my wife and I are laughing our a$$es off.:r:r:r

MithShrike 11-18-2008 01:57 PM

Re: Disaster.
 
Was any bacon lost in this incident. I don't know if I could forgive you if there was any. Oh, and get a dishwasher.

Guitarman-S.T- 11-18-2008 02:00 PM

Re: Disaster.
 
holy hell man!

I wish you luck. thats rough

dccraft 11-18-2008 02:12 PM

Re: Disaster.
 
WOW! You sure that there wasn't any sabotage in there to get the project rolling ahead??? :D

shilala 11-18-2008 02:20 PM

Re: Disaster.
 
Thanks everyone. :)

Looks like Perry's cookies are on backorder for awhile. Fortunately the Heath Bar pieces and chocolate chips were not injured. All the bacon is safe, too, Matt. I thank God for that.
Paul, I'd laugh, but the mess is incredible. I'm not mad, but DAYUM.
I'm going to be cleaning for another couple hours and it's going to take me a week to do all the construction involved in making this right again.
I gotta admit I'm pretty stoked about the possibility of a dishwasher. :D
I hate washing these damned dishes. It's the bane of my existance.

shilala 11-18-2008 02:21 PM

Re: Disaster.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ahc4353 (Post 74865)
Only you Scott, only you.

Al, I blame this all on you. :fl

Genetic Defect 11-18-2008 02:24 PM

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damn Scott, not sure if I should laugh cry or search for it on youtube :r

be careful of your back :0

BlackDog 11-18-2008 02:27 PM

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It was the six bowls. The old counter was only rated for five. :D

Joan 11-18-2008 02:27 PM

Re: Disaster.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by shilala (Post 74853)
I was out in the kitchen banging out the cookies I threatened Perry (Big Vito) with and suffered a massive disaster.

<cookie crime disaster snippi...>

I would pay real cash money for a Shilala Kitchen Cam feed the next time you decide to "toss your cookies".

Poor Scott! :salute:

BroncoHorvath 11-18-2008 02:28 PM

Re: Disaster.
 
Great play by play description, although I'm glad Lucky is alive and well:ss

Genetic Defect 11-18-2008 02:28 PM

Re: Disaster.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Joan (Post 74970)
<cookie crime disaster snippi...>

I would pay real cash money for a Shilala Kitchen Cam feed the next time you decide to "toss your cookies".

Poor Scott! :salute:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0PIdWdw15U

shilala 11-18-2008 03:03 PM

Re: Disaster.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by BroncoHorvath (Post 74972)
Great play by play description, although I'm glad Lucky is alive and well:ss

LUCKY UPDATE:
Lucky cacked. My guess is that the 1/2 hour without oxygen was too much for him. It's funny cause just a little while ago I showed Lucky to my buddy who stopped by and we marveled at how there was nothing wrong with him.
Kerri came home to check him out and he was doing a nose-stand.
Right now he's laying on his side and he's stiff.
Maybe he's just resting. I'll check him again later. tu

Genetic Defect 11-18-2008 03:05 PM

Re: Disaster.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by shilala (Post 75034)
LUCKY UPDATE:
Lucky cacked. My guess is that the 1/2 hour without oxygen was too much for him. It's funny cause just a little while ago I showed Lucky to my buddy who stopped by and we marveled at how there was nothing wrong with him.
Kerri came home to check him out and he was doing a nose-stand.
Right now he's laying on his side and he's stiff.
Maybe he's just resting. I'll check him again later. tu

if this lasts for more then four hours contact his physician.

Cigarcop 11-18-2008 03:07 PM

Re: Disaster.
 
Put some beads near him maybe he'll re-hydrate :ss

hotreds 11-18-2008 03:53 PM

Re: Disaster.
 
EZ does it, bro'!

shilala 11-18-2008 03:58 PM

Re: Disaster.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Vito (Post 75039)
if this lasts for more then four hours contact his physician.

I think he's gonna be fine, I gave him a vike. :tu

I got the carpet clean. I squashed the dishwasher idea cause I can't get one in no matter what I do. It just physically can't happen, so I saved some work.
Yay!!! :)

Genetic Defect 11-18-2008 03:58 PM

Re: Disaster.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by shilala (Post 75128)
I think he's gonna be fine, I gave him a vike. :tu

:r I fell too ;)

Starscream 11-19-2008 10:46 AM

Re: Disaster.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by shilala (Post 74954)
Al, I blame this all on you. :fl

Blame Perry. It's all his fault.

mrreindeer 11-19-2008 12:33 PM

Re: Disaster.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ucla695 (Post 74888)
Were you trying to make 'goldfish' crackers instead of cookies?

:r:r:r

Quote:

Originally Posted by shilala (Post 75034)
LUCKY UPDATE:
Lucky cacked. Right now he's laying on his side and he's stiff.
Maybe he's just resting. I'll check him again later. tu

Very sad news!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cigarcop (Post 75043)
Put some beads near him maybe he'll re-hydrate :ss

Great idea!

Quote:

Originally Posted by shilala (Post 75128)
I think he's gonna be fine, I gave him a vike. :tu

:D:D


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