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newcigarz 02-22-2011 12:14 PM

Internet Merit Badges for the geek in you
 
How many have you earned?

http://www.internetmeritbadges.com/collections/all

pektel 02-22-2011 12:18 PM

Re: Internet Merit Badges for the geek in you
 
didn't know what "goatse" was, so I googled it. Thank GOD there was no picture, only a description of what would happen if one were to click on a link. Disgusting.

CigarNut 02-22-2011 12:19 PM

Re: Internet Merit Badges for the geek in you
 
The real question is how many will you admit to earning? :)

HK3- 02-22-2011 12:35 PM

Re: Internet Merit Badges for the geek in you
 
2 BANHAMMERS here. :)

newcigarz 02-22-2011 12:36 PM

Re: Internet Merit Badges for the geek in you
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by CigarNut (Post 1181299)
The real question is how many will you admit to earning? :)

I am a geek, I could sport all 5 if I'm being completely honest. :noon

awsmith4 02-22-2011 12:40 PM

Re: Internet Merit Badges for the geek in you
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by newcigarz (Post 1181330)
I am a geek, I could sport all 5 if I'm being completely honest. :noon

I could only sport four...I've never been banned, wish it was the goatse I was missing

innova 02-22-2011 12:41 PM

Re: Internet Merit Badges for the geek in you
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by pektel (Post 1181296)
didn't know what "goatse" was, so I googled it. Thank GOD there was no picture, only a description of what would happen if one were to click on a link. Disgusting.

LOL, I feel you've missed a rite of passage here.

newcigarz 02-22-2011 12:47 PM

Re: Internet Merit Badges for the geek in you
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by awsmith4 (Post 1181333)
I could only sport four...I've never been banned, wish it was the goatse I was missing

I was banned from Puff, only place ever.

kgoings 02-22-2011 12:49 PM

Re: Internet Merit Badges for the geek in you
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by pektel (Post 1181296)
didn't know what "goatse" was, so I googled it. Thank GOD there was no picture, only a description of what would happen if one were to click on a link. Disgusting.

No idea either, now I am not going to google it. I have all the others :tu

pnoon 02-22-2011 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newcigarz (Post 1181343)
I was banned from Puff, only place ever.

Me, too.
By Goatse-puto.
Posted via Mobile Device

Stephen 02-22-2011 12:56 PM

Re: Internet Merit Badges for the geek in you
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by awsmith4 (Post 1181333)
I could only sport four...I've never been banned, wish it was the goatse I was missing

:tpd:

J0eybb 02-22-2011 12:57 PM

Re: Internet Merit Badges for the geek in you
 
I have earned all 5 as some point.

elderboy02 02-22-2011 12:59 PM

Re: Internet Merit Badges for the geek in you
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by awsmith4 (Post 1181333)
I could only sport four...I've never been banned, wish it was the goatse I was missing

+1

Eleven 02-22-2011 01:01 PM

Re: Internet Merit Badges for the geek in you
 
There should be more!

Goatse was bad back in the day, then 2girls1cup upped the ante. But nothing came close to the gross factor of rotten.com way back when.

kgoings 02-22-2011 01:06 PM

Re: Internet Merit Badges for the geek in you
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by newcigarz (Post 1181343)
I was banned from Puff, only place ever.

I was banned from Puff, and I got a 1 week ban in a football forum after a very heated debat :fl

newcigarz 02-22-2011 01:26 PM

Re: Internet Merit Badges for the geek in you
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Eleven (Post 1181360)
There should be more!

Goatse was bad back in the day, then 2girls1cup upped the ante. But nothing came close to the gross factor of rotten.com way back when.

There are going to be more.

LasciviousXXX 02-22-2011 01:28 PM

Re: Internet Merit Badges for the geek in you
 
I've earned all 5 unfortunately. And same as Peter, my ban was by Craputo.

Oh and Goatse, 2g1c, lemonparty, etc have got NOTHING on the Pain Olympics. Seriously... don't even google it. You've been warned.


Edit.. and just for old time's sake ;)

http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o...XX/caputo2.jpg

kydsid 02-22-2011 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LasciviousXXX (Post 1181389)
I've earned all 5 unfortunately. And same as Peter, my ban was by Craputo.

Oh and Goatse, 2g1c, lemonparty, etc have got NOTHING on the Pain Olympics. Seriously... don't even google it. You've been warned.


Edit.. and just for old time's sake ;)

http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o...XX/caputo2.jpg

how does it compare to blue waffle? lol *googling warning same as above*
Posted via Mobile Device

LasciviousXXX 02-22-2011 01:39 PM

Re: Internet Merit Badges for the geek in you
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by kydsid (Post 1181394)
how does it compare to blue waffle? lol *googling warning same as above*
Posted via Mobile Device

Not as disgusting but 10 times more disturbing and much harder to watch.

FYI - we spend too much time on the interwebz bro :tu

kydsid 02-22-2011 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LasciviousXXX (Post 1181395)
Not as disgusting but 10 times more disturbing and much harder to watch.

FYI - we spend too much time on the interwebz bro :tu

well i hope pain olympics to be fake at least that is what i tell myself at night, the other from what i can tell is real.

oh and heck ya we spend too much time and all the sysadmins i know doesnt help. its the it professionals spreading and creating this stuff i swear just so they can be entertained at work.
Posted via Mobile Device

NCRadioMan 02-22-2011 01:49 PM

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I've earned all....at least twice! :D

Stephen 02-22-2011 01:59 PM

Re: Internet Merit Badges for the geek in you
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by LasciviousXXX (Post 1181389)
I've earned all 5 unfortunately. And same as Peter, my ban was by Craputo.

Oh and Goatse, 2g1c, lemonparty, etc have got NOTHING on the Pain Olympics. Seriously... don't even google it. You've been warned.


Edit.. and just for old time's sake ;)

Don't forget 1 guy 1 cup. I can't even begin to imagine...:pu

Lucky_Hippo 02-22-2011 02:24 PM

Re: Internet Merit Badges for the geek in you
 
Havn't checked out the badges yet, but just wondered when the P-word made parole? :r

croatan 02-22-2011 02:40 PM

Re: Internet Merit Badges for the geek in you
 
I know I have four out of five. Not sure about the ban. I haven't checked back at puff to see if I'm banned there. I've done my fair share of banning, though. Does that count? :r

newcigarz 02-22-2011 02:48 PM

Re: Internet Merit Badges for the geek in you
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by croatan (Post 1181462)
I know I have four out of five. Not sure about the ban. I haven't checked back at puff to see if I'm banned there. I've done my fair share of banning, though. Does that count? :r

Swing a mean BanHammer.:tu

icehog3 02-22-2011 03:08 PM

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I have had the Craputo ban hammer swung at me, although he will tell you I must have just forgot my password.

And I have swung the ban-hammer for Rick Rollers....and will enthusiastically swing it again for the next asshat who ever posts one here. ;)

Bill86 02-22-2011 04:30 PM

Re: Internet Merit Badges for the geek in you
 
I've earned them all, including about 20-30 banhammers in my youth across various video game message boards. The same board ban me about 15 times, before they got tired of it. But I haven't been banned from anywhere in about 5 years.

pnoon 02-22-2011 04:33 PM

Re: Internet Merit Badges for the geek in you
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bill86 (Post 1181602)
I've earned them all, including about 20-30 banhammers in my youth across various video game message boards. The same board ban me about 15 times, before they got tired of it. But I haven't been banned from anywhere in about 5 years.

I can fix that for ya, Bill. ;)

T.G 02-22-2011 04:36 PM

Re: Internet Merit Badges for the geek in you
 
Man, I've earned all 5, a long time ago. I must have no life. :sad

Why no "Tub Girl" badge? She came along right about the same time as Goatse.
(I do have a smiley for her though)

sikk50 02-22-2011 04:42 PM

Re: Internet Merit Badges for the geek in you
 
I've got them all...more than once.

I haven't felt a ban hammer in a while, wonder if it still hurts? Lol

kydsid 02-22-2011 04:48 PM

Re: Internet Merit Badges for the geek in you
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by T.G (Post 1181613)
Man, I've earned all 5, a long time ago. I must have no life. :sad

Why no "Tub Girl" badge? She came along right about the same time as Goatse.
(I do have a smiley for her though)

-1 Internets for you. Goatse predates Tubgirl by at least a decade. Goatse is part of the original Duke Nuken.


On a better note that means +1 life for you and -1 life for me. :r

T.G 02-22-2011 04:58 PM

Re: Internet Merit Badges for the geek in you
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by kydsid (Post 1181621)
-1 Internets for you. Goatse predates Tubgirl by at least a decade. Goatse is part of the original Duke Nuken.


On a better note that means +1 life for you and -1 life for me. :r

Was it? I recall it being more like 4 years.

Bill86 02-22-2011 05:26 PM

Re: Internet Merit Badges for the geek in you
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by pnoon (Post 1181608)
I can fix that for ya, Bill. ;)

:r :r

Oh but alas, your kryptonite

http://lh3.googleusercontent.com/pub...mOySDcHtTReI1o

:tu

treatneggy 02-22-2011 08:46 PM

Re: Internet Merit Badges for the geek in you
 
Only 3 here, and I got my first modem around '91-'92. Had to google goatse, and never been banned.

357 02-22-2011 09:32 PM

Re: Internet Merit Badges for the geek in you
 
Where's the dial-up bulletin board services (BBS) user badge? I wan't my super pre-internet geek badge. My first computer was a 286 running DOS, and I used to use my friend's dad's BBS account to download games/etc. Then came Prodigy, long before AOL came on the scene (never used that turd), then got my first cable modem in '95 or '96. I had been downloading MP3s for over a year by that point.

357 = Super Geek.

BTW, I'm only 31. :tu

Stephen 02-23-2011 04:52 AM

Re: Internet Merit Badges for the geek in you
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by T.G (Post 1181613)
Why no "Tub Girl" badge?

Just for you, Adam...
http://thebottlecapman.com/images/Un...ange_Soda1.jpg

Patrick B 02-23-2011 06:03 AM

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I'm never googling anything I read here again

Eleven 02-23-2011 06:38 AM

Re: Internet Merit Badges for the geek in you
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Patrick B (Post 1182130)
I'm never googling anything I read here again

Best. Advice. Ever.

Mugen910 02-23-2011 07:44 AM

Re: Internet Merit Badges for the geek in you
 
4 outta 5.


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