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BlackDog 01-10-2011 09:29 AM

Older Than Dirt!
 
I scored a 19. I'm older than dirt!

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Older Than Dirt Quiz:
Count all the ones that you remember personally, not the ones you were told about. Ratings at the bottom.


1. Blackjack chewing gum
2. Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water
3. Candy cigarettes
4. Soda pop machines that dispensed glass bottles
5. Coffee shops or diners with tableside juke boxes
6 . Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers
7. Party lines on the telephone
8. Newsreels before the movie
9. P.F. Flyers
10. Butch wax
11. TV test patterns that came on at night after the last show and were there until TV shows started again in the morning.
12. Peashooters
13. Howdy Doody
14. 45 RPM records
15. S & H Greenstamps
16. Hi-fi's
17. Metal ice trays with lever
18. Mimeograph paper
19. Blue flashbulb
20. Packards
21. Roller skate keys
22. Cork popguns
23. Drive-ins
24. Studebakers
25. Wash tub wringers

If you remembered 0-5 = You're still young
If you remembered 6-10 = You are getting older
If you remembered 11-15 = Don't tell your age,
If you remembered 16-25 = You' re older than dirt!

Steve 01-10-2011 09:30 AM

Re: Older Than Dirt!
 
Me too! 20

Ogre 01-10-2011 09:34 AM

Re: Older Than Dirt!
 
I am at 15. Not as aged as you "OLD FARTS"

Steve 01-10-2011 09:36 AM

Re: Older Than Dirt!
 
Young'un!

Springsman 01-10-2011 09:38 AM

Re: Older Than Dirt!
 
I gotta 12....

Steve 01-10-2011 09:39 AM

Re: Older Than Dirt!
 
Warren, WE are OLD!

tsolomon 01-10-2011 09:42 AM

Re: Older Than Dirt!
 
This can't be right...24. :confused:

Blindjimme 01-10-2011 09:42 AM

Re: Older Than Dirt!
 
Wow, 24.

mpd340 01-10-2011 09:45 AM

Re: Older Than Dirt!
 
Young one here.

Ashcan Bill 01-10-2011 09:48 AM

Re: Older Than Dirt!
 
I got a 22. Hell, I owned a Studebaker! :r

longknocker 01-10-2011 09:49 AM

Re: Older Than Dirt!
 
22 Here!:r

shilala 01-10-2011 09:50 AM

Re: Older Than Dirt!
 
20. Dayum.
Can someone tell me what a P.F. Flyer is?

Ogre 01-10-2011 10:01 AM

Re: Older Than Dirt!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by shilala (Post 1126726)
20. Dayum.
Can someone tell me what a P.F. Flyer is?

Sneakers

BlackDog 01-10-2011 10:03 AM

Re: Older Than Dirt!
 
PF Flyers were sneakers. They made you "run faster and jump higher."

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi.../ab/Pf_mid.JPG

Steve 01-10-2011 10:04 AM

Re: Older Than Dirt!
 
Finally some of the REAL old farts show up. I'm feeling younger now, how about you Warren?

McSmokey 01-10-2011 10:23 AM

Re: Older Than Dirt!
 
Getting Older 8

hotreds 01-10-2011 10:25 AM

Re: Older Than Dirt!
 
Growing up in Italy I scored a six, but I AM older than dirt, actually.

STEVE S 01-10-2011 10:29 AM

Re: Older Than Dirt!
 
I only scored a 23, not as old as I thought!!

icehog3 01-10-2011 10:30 AM

Re: Older Than Dirt!
 
16, I'm old!!! :D

tsolomon 01-10-2011 10:36 AM

Re: Older Than Dirt!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackDog (Post 1126750)
PF Flyers were sneakers. They made you "run faster and jump higher."

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi.../ab/Pf_mid.JPG

Did you ever have a P.F. Flyers' Jonny Quest decoder ring?

Ogre 01-10-2011 10:38 AM

Re: Older Than Dirt!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by STEVE S (Post 1126784)
I only scored a 23, not as old as I thought!!

Your only as old as your remember!!!

icehog3 01-10-2011 10:42 AM

Re: Older Than Dirt!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ogre3239 (Post 1126805)
Your only as old as your remember!!!

What were we talking about?

BlackDog 01-10-2011 10:43 AM

Re: Older Than Dirt!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by tsolomon (Post 1126800)
Did you ever have a P.F. Flyers' Jonny Quest decoder ring?

No, I was never actually cool enough to own PF Flyers. The first pair of "cool" sneakers I ever owned was a pair of blue Puma 'Clydes' that I bought with my own money. When you sweat in them the die ran onto your socks and feet, and turned them blue.

markem 01-10-2011 10:48 AM

Re: Older Than Dirt!
 
Why, I remember when they invented dirt. "Who needs dirt?", we all asked. We've done without dirt all this time and see no need to jump on the bandwagon for some new fangled contraption. No one will use it and it will be gone before the end of the year. You wait and see.

dang kids.

We old people were here first! What do you have to say about that, huh?

Member in good standing, Curmudgeon's Club of America

They're having the meatloaf special at Denny's today, better get there a little early and wear a clean shirt.

Ogre 01-10-2011 10:55 AM

Re: Older Than Dirt!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by markem (Post 1126829)
Why, I remember when they invented dirt. "Who needs dirt?", we all asked. We've done without dirt all this time and see no need to jump on the bandwagon for some new fangled contraption. No one will use it and it will be gone before the end of the year. You wait and see.

dang kids.

We old people were here first! What do you have to say about that, huh?

Member in good standing, Curmudgeon's Club of America

They're having the meatloaf special at Denny's today, better get there a little early and wear a clean shirt.

So old you had to knock rocks together to make dirt????

jesseboston81 01-10-2011 10:58 AM

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Getting older, 7. Whew!

Don Fernando 01-10-2011 10:59 AM

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I'm young, or could there be a cultural difference? ;)

jesseboston81 01-10-2011 11:00 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Don Fernando (Post 1126846)
I'm young, or could there be a cultural difference? ;)

Stick with the most flattering option and enjoy it! :D

shilala 01-10-2011 11:00 AM

Re: Older Than Dirt!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackDog (Post 1126750)
PF Flyers were sneakers. They made you "run faster and jump higher."

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi.../ab/Pf_mid.JPG

I had to wear those awful things, but they were obviously generic. Converse.

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackDog (Post 1126821)
No, I was never actually cool enough to own PF Flyers. The first pair of "cool" sneakers I ever owned was a pair of blue Puma 'Clydes' that I bought with my own money. When you sweat in them the die ran onto your socks and feet, and turned them blue.

Dood, I had low top electric blue puma's with florescent yellow crap on the sides. They were the most badass shoes I ever owned. They're solely responsible for my sneaker problem, er, ah, fetish, er, umm, collection. Yeah, that's it. :D

Bruins Fan 01-10-2011 11:02 AM

Re: Older Than Dirt!
 
24 for me but I already knew I was older then dirt :D

tsolomon 01-10-2011 11:25 AM

Re: Older Than Dirt!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackDog (Post 1126821)
No, I was never actually cool enough to own PF Flyers. The first pair of "cool" sneakers I ever owned was a pair of blue Puma 'Clydes' that I bought with my own money. When you sweat in them the die ran onto your socks and feet, and turned them blue.

I'm not sure that cool and P.F. Flyers belong in the same sentence. Cool for us started with having a pair of Chucks in junior high school. :tu

elderboy02 01-10-2011 11:48 AM

Re: Older Than Dirt!
 
I am 26 years old. Here is what I remember:

3. Candy cigarettes
4. Soda pop machines that dispensed glass bottles

If you remembered 0-5 = You're still young

Starscream 01-10-2011 11:54 AM

Re: Older Than Dirt!
 
10 for me.

taltos 01-10-2011 12:16 PM

Re: Older Than Dirt!
 
25/25. I already knew that I am an old fart.:)

G G 01-10-2011 12:19 PM

Re: Older Than Dirt!
 
13 for me.

kydsid 01-10-2011 12:25 PM

Re: Older Than Dirt!
 
got a 5, glad at least one person is younger than me :p although i did know what pf flyer's were, so what if its only cause of the movie sandlot. :p
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neoflex 01-10-2011 12:30 PM

Re: Older Than Dirt!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by steve (Post 1126754)
Finally some of the REAL old farts show up. I'm feeling younger now, how about you Warren?

They are selling these again.
I don't feel so bad now. I only scored a 9.

Tyler 01-10-2011 12:35 PM

Re: Older Than Dirt!
 
I scored a 1 lol. I am only 21 though.

markem 01-10-2011 01:17 PM

Re: Older Than Dirt!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ogre3239 (Post 1126840)
So old you had to knock rocks together to make dirt????

Rocks? Rocks!?! You had rocks!

We had to scoop hot magma out of the core of the earth with our bare hands and then squeeze it between our butt cheeks to make our rocks. Don't tell me about rocks, kid, I know rocks!

Damn know-it-all kids. Who let them in here anyway.

Damocles 01-10-2011 01:25 PM

Re: Older Than Dirt!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by markem (Post 1126983)
Rocks? Rocks!?! You had rocks!

We had to scoop hot magma out of the core of the earth with our bare hands and then squeeze it between our butt cheeks to make our rocks. Don't tell me about rocks, kid, I know rocks!

Damn know-it-all kids. Who let them in here anyway.

Local magma? Paradise! We used to have to get out of bed at 4:00am, trudge through dino-scat to the other side of the world and scoop plasma from the sun itself! Then we came home and had to fuse those dadburn atoms in the kitchen while Dad beat us about the head and neck.

(thanks and apologies to the Four Men from Yorkshire)

Oh, I scored a 15.

markem 01-10-2011 01:31 PM

Re: Older Than Dirt!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Damocles (Post 1126998)
Local magma? Paradise! We used to have to get out of bed at 4:00am, trudge through dino-scat to the other side of the world and scoop plasma from the sun itself! Then we came home and had to fuse those dadburn atoms in the kitchen while Dad beat us about the head and neck.

(thanks and apologies to the Four Men from Yorkshire)

Oh, I scored a 15.

You had a kitchen! :D


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