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GreekGodX 08-27-2010 03:22 AM
Driver Distracted By Sex Toy!
 
http://www.freep.com/article/20100826/NEWS07/100826029/

And we thought cell phones and driving were bad :r

At first I thought this was a joke but it wasn't!! Would love to hear some thoughts from our officers on here what their reaction would be if they pulled over someone and this happened..

BigCat 08-27-2010 04:20 AM
Re: Driver Distracted By Sex Toy!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by GreekGodX (Post 967912)
Would love to hear some thoughts from our officers on here what their reaction would be if they pulled over someone and this happened..
Probably depends on what she looks like ;)

Don Fernando 08-27-2010 04:52 AM
Re: Driver Distracted By Sex Toy!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by BigCat (Post 967915)
Probably depends on what she looks like ;)
you can find out here

elderboy02 08-27-2010 04:54 AM
Re: Driver Distracted By Sex Toy!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Don Fernando (Post 967934)
you can find out here
That link doesn't work. She is butt ugly. Here is a better link: http://www.wcpo.com/dpp/news/local_n...g-traffic-stop

marge796 08-27-2010 05:16 AM
Re: Driver Distracted By Sex Toy!
 
:banger Outstanding! :banger

:r


Chris.....

massphatness 08-27-2010 05:38 AM
Re: Driver Distracted By Sex Toy!
 
Was she at Shack?

ABNMP619 08-27-2010 06:04 AM
Re: Driver Distracted By Sex Toy!
 
WOW! Go figure, tint on the windows!!

GreekGodX 08-27-2010 06:32 AM
Re: Driver Distracted By Sex Toy!
 
Mug shots don't do people justice! :r

GreekGodX 08-27-2010 06:32 AM
Re: Driver Distracted By Sex Toy!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by BigCat (Post 967915)
Probably depends on what she looks like ;)
You pull over Halle Berry and she is "distracted" :xxx

icehog3 08-27-2010 09:02 AM
Re: Driver Distracted By Sex Toy!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by GreekGodX (Post 967987)
You pull over Halle Berry and she is "distracted" :xxx
Then I would be "distracted". Perhaps Halle and I could "distract" each other. :)

Don Fernando 08-27-2010 09:23 AM
Re: Driver Distracted By Sex Toy!
 
Tom, you're a nice guy and all, but Halle is mine!

icehog3 08-27-2010 09:27 AM
Re: Driver Distracted By Sex Toy!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Don Fernando (Post 968149)
Tom, you're a nice guy and all, but Halle is mine!
She is, Ferdie? Wait, let me go wake her up and ask her. :)

Don Fernando 08-27-2010 09:27 AM
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that's so nice of you Tom, to offer her your guestroom. Thanks.

Chingas 08-27-2010 09:30 AM
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Ohio Huh?:D

That girl is Busted Up something fierce!:td:pu

icehog3 08-27-2010 09:36 AM
Re: Driver Distracted By Sex Toy!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Don Fernando (Post 968159)
that's so nice of you Tom, to offer her your guestroom. Thanks.
Yeah, we like to rotate rooms nightly, Ferdie....tonight it will be the laundry room. Oh, that spin cycle. :)

Don Fernando 08-27-2010 09:37 AM
Re: Driver Distracted By Sex Toy!
 
where's that 'ding' button again? :D

icehog3 08-27-2010 09:38 AM
Re: Driver Distracted By Sex Toy!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Don Fernando (Post 968177)
where's that 'ding' button again? :D
Halle invited Beyonce over tonight too, so I may be too tired to post on Saturday. ;)

Don Fernando 08-27-2010 09:41 AM
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You're a lucky man Tom. Roseanne Barr and Lisa Lampanelli just called me to see if I had plans for tonight :pu

icehog3 08-27-2010 09:42 AM
Re: Driver Distracted By Sex Toy!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Don Fernando (Post 968189)
You're a lucky man Tom. Roseanne Barr and Lisa Lampanelli just called me to see if I had plans for tonight :pu
Maybe Liza Minnelli can be the guest of honor, Ferdie! :r

Don Fernando 08-27-2010 09:43 AM
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I'de rather get arrested for touching myself while driving Tom :D

icehog3 08-27-2010 09:46 AM
Re: Driver Distracted By Sex Toy!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Don Fernando (Post 968197)
I'de rather get arrested for touching myself while driving Tom :D
While driving me where, Ferdie? :r

Don Fernando 08-27-2010 09:48 AM
Re: Driver Distracted By Sex Toy!
 
the airport, to pick up Beyonce.

elderboy02 08-27-2010 09:49 AM
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You guys have fun with those. I'll take Carrie Underwood :)

icehog3 08-27-2010 09:51 AM
Re: Driver Distracted By Sex Toy!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Don Fernando (Post 968202)
the airport, to pick up Beyonce.
:wo :wo

Chingas 08-27-2010 10:01 AM
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Does anyone remember what this thread was about?:r:r:r:r:r

Don Fernando 08-27-2010 10:04 AM
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about Tom and Halle.

GTS21 08-27-2010 10:07 AM
Re: Driver Distracted By Sex Toy!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chingas (Post 968214)
Does anyone remember what this thread was about?:r:r:r:r:r
Something about Bao driving to the Shack.

MajorCaptSilly 08-27-2010 10:11 AM
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I can usually wait until I get home.

MCS

e-man67 08-27-2010 10:18 AM
Re: Driver Distracted By Sex Toy!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly (Post 968230)
I can usually wait until I get home.

MCS

:r:r:r YIKES!

shilala 08-27-2010 10:49 AM
Re: Driver Distracted By Sex Toy!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 968181)
Halle invited Beyonce over tonight too, so I may be too tired to post on Saturday. ;)
I was buying it right up till the "too tired to post" part.

spectrrr 08-27-2010 11:19 AM
Re: Driver Distracted By Sex Toy!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly (Post 968230)
I can usually wait until I get home.

MCS
stories?

icehog3 08-27-2010 01:25 PM
Re: Driver Distracted By Sex Toy!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by shilala (Post 968266)
I was buying it right up till the "too tired to post" part.
You were being quite generous, Scott! :r

Starscream 08-28-2010 08:44 AM
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What's up with the word "usually", MCS? :confused:
Posted via Mobile Device

MajorCaptSilly 08-28-2010 09:24 AM
Re: Driver Distracted By Sex Toy!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by andysutherland (Post 969178)
What's up with the word "usually", MCS? :confused:
Posted via Mobile Device
Let's just say, my wife and I.......Let's not say. Nothing to see here.


MCS

Darrell 08-28-2010 09:34 AM
Re: Driver Distracted By Sex Toy!
 
She sounds like a freak!

I like it. :D

Darrell 08-28-2010 03:42 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Darrell (Post 969221)
She sounds like a freak!

I like it. :D
I just saw her mugshot. I'd have to pass on her. :r

hotreds 08-28-2010 03:46 PM
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http://images2.rdefined.com/d/20050-...dead_horse.gif

or something.........

icehog3 08-28-2010 04:06 PM
Re: Driver Distracted By Sex Toy!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Darrell (Post 969432)
I just saw her mugshot. I'd have to pass on her. :r
Maybe the feeling would be mutual? ;)





Sorry, D....had to do it. :r


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