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1. Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

2. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.

3. I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

4. When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away.

5. A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him 'Why do you carry a 45?' The Ranger responded, 'Because they don't make a 46.'

6. The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm 'Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?' 'No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my shotgun.'

7. Beware the man who only carries one gun. HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE IT!!!

I was once asked by a lady visiting if I had a gun in the house. I said I did. She said 'Well I certainly hope it isn't loaded!' To which I said, of course it is loaded, it can't work without bullets!' She then asked, 'Are you that afraid of someone evil coming into your house?' My reply was, “No not at all- I am not afraid of the house catching fire either, but I have fire extinguishers around, and they are all loaded too”.

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Nice!! :D

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Like it :tu

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Jost Got That E-mail, Today!:tu

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Well said!

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Loved it, thanks!!

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I love this :tu

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Truth all of it.:tu

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:tu:tu

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Very nice! :tu

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"Not anymore!" :gn

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:tu

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awesome.

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Good stuff right there! :tu

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Good stuff :)

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:tu:tu

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The last one is great!:tu

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Love it...

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:tpd:

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True!