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Parshooter 07-06-2010 09:16 AM

Worst movie ever
 
Minnie & Moskowitz
Terrible acting, bad plot (if you can call it that)
Poor direction
And for some reason it got a 7.5 out of 10 on IMDB.

JE3146 07-06-2010 09:20 AM

Re: Worst movie ever
 
Ughh.. no.


This is :r

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0270846/

ridenlive 07-16-2010 12:24 AM

Re: Worst movie ever
 
i have one for you"Paranormal Activity". The camera was moving around sound much it made me sick just like in Blair witch project. I'm so pist i spent 20 bucks on that movie.

VirtualSmitty 07-16-2010 10:55 AM

Re: Worst movie ever
 
This is worse

Jbailey 07-16-2010 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by VirtualSmitty (Post 918422)

It's even hard to watch with the help of MST3K!

""Manos: The Hands of Fate" was filmed on location in a vacant lot. " :r

Mugen910 07-16-2010 10:58 AM

Re: Worst movie ever
 
The worst movie I've ever seen? hmm IDK it's a toss up between Mercury Rising and Ultraviolet

Kreth 07-16-2010 11:53 AM

Re: Worst movie ever
 
Napoleon Dynamite, I Heart Huckabees, anything with DiCraprio or Penn.
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T.G 07-16-2010 11:57 AM

Re: Worst movie ever
 
Plan 9 From Outer Space, followed closely by every other movie that Ed Wood ever made, and Uwe Boll's movies taking up a solid 3rd.

Howard The Duck, Zardoz, SWE-I: The Phantom Menace, and any number of Blacksploitation films all get honorable mentions.

NeuRon 07-16-2010 12:19 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Kreth (Post 918507)
anything with DiCraprio

Its a good thing that he is one of the best actors of the last 15 years or so..

Darrell 07-16-2010 12:45 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by T.G (Post 918509)
Plan 9 From Outer Space, followed closely by every other movie that Ed Wood ever made.

:bs

Ed Wood movies are great! I love Bride of the Monster. Let's not forget Orgy of the Dead. I can do without Glen or Glenda though, it's a snoozer.

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRonS (Post 918534)
Its a good thing that he is one of the best actors of the last 15 years or so..

Yeah, seriously. He's a phenomenal actor, I don't think I've hated a single movie he starred in. :2

Jbailey 07-16-2010 01:09 PM

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I highly suggest "S. Darko" as one of the worst movies I've ever seen!

Darrell 07-16-2010 01:10 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Jbailey (Post 918596)
I highly suggest "S. Darko" as one of the worst movies I've ever seen!

No argument here, I turned it off 1/2 way through.

T.G 07-16-2010 01:18 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Darrell (Post 918558)
:bs

Ed Wood movies are great! I love Bride of the Monster. Let's not forget Orgy of the Dead. I can do without Glen or Glenda though, it's a snoozer.

Hey, I find Ed Woods movies to be great fun to watch also, but it's because they are so wrechedly bad that they become enjoyable again.

The question was "Worst Movie" not "Worst Movie you hated"

Jbailey 07-16-2010 01:24 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Darrell (Post 918599)
No argument here, I turned it off 1/2 way through.

I watched it till the end. I kept saying "ok this has to get better/make sense. I loved when I looked the movie up later and found this.

"Donnie Darko's writer and director, Richard Kelly, has stated that he has no involvement with S. Darko. He stated "To set the record straight, here's a few facts I'd like to share with you all—I haven't read this script. I have absolutely no involvement with this production, nor will I ever be involved.""

It was a fan of the first movie who thought it would be a good idea to make a sequel. :td

Darrell 07-16-2010 01:28 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by T.G (Post 918611)
The question was "Worst Movie" not "Worst Movie you hated"

Touche.

I submit to you, the worst movie I've ever seen:

The Janitor (2003)

icehog3 07-16-2010 01:35 PM

Re: Worst movie ever
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Kreth (Post 918507)
Napoleon Dynamite, I Heart Huckabees, anything with DiCraprio or Penn.
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So

The Departed
State of Grace
Gangs of New York
Mystic River
Fast Times at Ridgemont High

etc, etc,, are the "worst movies ever"? C'mon.


I don't care for Sting, for instance, but I wouldn't say all of his albums are the "worst albums ever" just because I don't care for Sting.

T.G 07-16-2010 01:39 PM

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BTW, D. I should have also put "most Godzilla movies" on that list.

And I love Godzilla movies.

ade06 07-16-2010 01:43 PM

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Men who stare at goats is hands down the worst movie ever. Next would be fear and loathing in Las Vegas (unless maybe you're on drugs).

Lear31MX 07-16-2010 01:45 PM

Re: Worst movie ever
 
anything with Steven Seagal, I can not stand his movies

SaltyMcGee 07-16-2010 01:48 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 918638)
So

The Departed
State of Grace
Gangs of New York
Mystic River
Fast Times at Ridgemont High

etc, etc,, are the "worst movies ever"? C'mon.

Adding to the list:
Dead Man Walking
The Basketball Diaries
Milk
Later episodes of Growing Pains (:r)
The Game
Blood Diamond

These are really the worst movies ever made? :rolleyes:

Now, I will put a vote in for "Heaven's Prisoners." It's still the only movie I've ever walked out of in the middle. I'm pretty patient but this one sucked!

Mugen910 07-16-2010 02:08 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by SaltyMcGee (Post 918661)
Adding to the list:
Dead Man Walking
The Basketball Diaries
Milk
Later episodes of Growing Pains (:r)
The Game
Blood Diamond

These are really the worst movies ever made? :rolleyes:

Now, I will put a vote in for "Heaven's Prisoners." It's still the only movie I've ever walked out of in the middle. I'm pretty patient but this one sucked!

what's eating gilbert grape. :tu

Jbailey 07-16-2010 02:10 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mugen910 (Post 918690)
what's eating gilbert grape. :tu

"Burger Barn Gilbert!!!"

Darrell 07-16-2010 02:21 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Lear31MX (Post 918654)
anything with Steven Seagal, I can not stand his movies

How dare you spit such venom? :td

Kreth 07-16-2010 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 918638)
So

The Departed

If I'd been in a theater, I would have departed.
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State of Grace
Missed it.
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Gangs of New York
Gary Oldman saved this movie, IMO.
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Mystic River
10 minutes: ZZZZZZZZZ
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Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Jennifer Jason Leigh, end of story.

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I don't care for Sting, for instance, but I wouldn't say all of his albums are the "worst albums ever" just because I don't care for Sting.
Fair enough. But I find it very difficult to enjoy a movie featuring either of those two.
Quote:

Originally Posted by SaltyMcGee (Post 918661)
Adding to the list:
Dead Man Walking

Not a fan.
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The Basketball Diaries
I'll wait for the book. ;)
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Milk
Didn't bother. No interest in Harvey Milk's life and it featured Penn.
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The Game
I know nothing about this film.
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Blood Diamond
Sorry, I don't buy DiCaprio as an action hero. I keep waiting for someone to slap him and take his lunch money. Djimon Huntsu (sp?) was pretty good, though.
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longknocker 07-16-2010 02:34 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Darrell (Post 918707)
How dare you spit such venom? :td

I Agree, Darrell; I've Seen Every One Of His!:banger:tu

Eleven 07-16-2010 02:42 PM

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I instinctively avoid bad movies, its like a 6th sense. But here are a couple memorable stinkers:

Intersection (remake)

The Keep

Magnolia

And this one I am adding for my wife, I personally loved the movie but when I finally talked her into watching it, as the end credits began to roll she actually said "Are you joking? Thats it? I kept waiting on something to happen and now its OVER?!?!??!":

The Big Kahuna.

Those other 3 I listed, I was actually saddened that I lost that time spent watching those and could never get it back. I mourned my lost time :(

OLS 07-16-2010 02:55 PM

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watched it last night, Quantum Apacolypse.
Threw it in the trash 42 mins in. I am sure it got MUCH worse.

T.G 07-16-2010 02:58 PM

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Jeff,

Gary Oldman wasn't in Gangs of New York. Were you thinking of Daniel Day-Lewis ("The Butcher") possibly?

PS: The Game is really good, and it's mostly Michael Douglas, Penn's part isn't that big.


PPS: How about Reservoir Dogs?

Darrell 07-16-2010 03:00 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Eleven (Post 918746)
Magnolia

I LOVE Magnolia.

T.G 07-16-2010 03:19 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by T.G (Post 918772)
PPS: How about Reservoir Dogs?

Scratch that question. Just remembered that was his brother.

Kreth 07-16-2010 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by T.G (Post 918772)
Jeff,

Gary Oldman wasn't in Gangs of New York. Were you thinking of Daniel Day-Lewis ("The Butcher") possibly?

Ouch! Let's chalk that one up to CRS. :r
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PS: The Game is really good, and it's mostly Michael Douglas, Penn's part isn't that big.
I may check it out. Michael Douglas is pretty good, although I think his best movies are behind him.
Quote:

PPS: How about Reservoir Dogs?
Wrong Penn. ;) Reservoir Dogs is actually one of my favorite movies.
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Darrell 07-16-2010 03:22 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Kreth (Post 918789)
Wrong Penn. ;) Reservoir Dogs is actually one of my favorite movies.
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Phew. I almost lost all faith in you, Jeff. :D

icehog3 07-16-2010 03:47 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by T.G (Post 918772)
Jeff,

Gary Oldman wasn't in Gangs of New York. Were you thinking of Daniel Day-Lewis ("The Butcher") possibly?

I thought Jeff was saying Gary Oldman saved "State of Grace"....he definitely stole the show.

Jeff, U understand the point about not enjoying movies where you don't like the performer...but the topic isn't "movies you don't enjoy", it is "Worst movies ever".

T.G 07-16-2010 03:53 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 918830)
I thought Jeff was saying Gary Oldman saved "State of Grace"....he definitely stole the show.

Jeff, U understand the point about not enjoying movies where you don't like the performer...but the topic isn't "movies you don't enjoy", it is "Worst movies ever".

I read the responses as belonging to the quote directly above them.

State of Grace was "Missed it"

Gangs of New York was the Gary Oldman comment.


Jeff. what say you?

Kreth 07-16-2010 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 918830)
Jeff, U understand the point about not enjoying movies where you don't like the performer...but the topic isn't "movies you don't enjoy", it is "Worst movies ever".

Point conceded.

Quote:

Originally Posted by T.G (Post 918833)
I read the responses as belonging to the quote directly above them.

State of Grace was "Missed it"

Gangs of New York was the Gary Oldman comment.


Jeff. what say you?

Yeah, I was thinkng Oldman played The Butcher. Been a while since I saw GoNY.
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blugill 07-16-2010 04:13 PM

Re: Worst movie ever
 
Brown Bunny

SaltyMcGee 07-16-2010 04:25 PM

Re: Worst movie ever
 
Oh oh! I take it back!

Battlefield Earth is totally the worst movie I've seen!

VirtualSmitty 07-16-2010 07:17 PM

Re: Worst movie ever
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Darrell (Post 918558)
Yeah, seriously. He's a phenomenal actor, I don't think I've hated a single movie he starred in. :2

I take it you've never seen him in Romeo and Juliet (modern day mixed with old English, brilliant!) or The Man in the Iron Mask? Total garbage flicks.

Some other stinkers that come to mind: The Fog, Suburban Commando (horrible, but awesomely horrible), Robocop 3.

md4958 07-16-2010 07:32 PM

Re: Worst movie ever
 
Kazam

kugie 07-16-2010 08:26 PM

Re: Worst movie ever
 
Barton Fink

bscottskangum 07-16-2010 08:43 PM

Re: Worst movie ever
 
Batman & Robin (1997) horrible movie....

icehog3 07-16-2010 11:12 PM

Re: Worst movie ever
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VirtualSmitty (Post 919028)
I take it you've never seen him in Romeo and Juliet (modern day mixed with old English, brilliant!) or The Man in the Iron Mask? Total garbage flicks.

.

He has definitely been in some stinkers, Joe....but he has been in some great flicks too. He may have not even been the reason the films with him that I enjoyed were good...I liked Daniel Day Lewis much better in "Gangs of New York", and Mark Wahlberg better in "The Departed", but those certainly weren't "bad" movies regardless of DiCaprio.

BigCat 07-16-2010 11:22 PM

Re: Worst movie ever
 
Clifford with Martin Short...I was 12 and I wanted to leave the theater.

And I'd say Dicaprio has been pretty damn good (other than in Titanic). He was great in the Departed.

Hudaddy 07-17-2010 01:15 AM

Re: Worst movie ever
 
Windtalkers. Hands down, the worst war movie ever.

VirtualSmitty 07-17-2010 07:36 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 919158)
He has definitely been in some stinkers, Joe....but he has been in some great flicks too. He may have not even been the reason the films with him that I enjoyed were good...I liked Daniel Day Lewis much better in "Gangs of New York", and Mark Wahlberg better in "The Departed", but those certainly weren't "bad" movies regardless of DiCaprio.

Oh I don't dislike DiCaprio at all, i've especially liked his more recent work. But he has done a few movies i've flat out hated. Those two being the worst offenders i've seen.

Here's another stinker for you guys, "Ghosts of Mars". Whoever thought zombies on mars with a lead role going to Ice Cube was a good idea ought to have their head checked :r

md4958 07-17-2010 07:40 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by bscottskangum (Post 919077)
Batman & Robin (1997) horrible movie....

Actually, I forgot about this one. This was the only movie Ive ever walked out of half way, ever.

fhrblig 07-17-2010 08:03 AM

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The only movie I've ever walked out of was the new version of Hairspray, and that's saying something because I've seen "Battlefield: Earth" in the theater and DIDN'T walk out. :r

Hairspray was just awful. I'm not a fan of musicals in the first place, but this was just painful to watch in so many ways. Skip it and watch the original one instead, it's muuuuuuch better.

icehog3 07-17-2010 08:05 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by VirtualSmitty (Post 919327)

Here's another stinker for you guys, "Ghosts of Mars". Whoever thought zombies on mars with a lead role going to Ice Cube was a good idea ought to have their head checked :r

:r :r

Mr.Erskine 07-19-2010 03:46 AM

Re: Worst movie ever
 
Worst movie for me... It's a tie, I guess

Cry Baby
The Aviator

Patrick B 07-19-2010 03:52 AM

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Some memorable crap movies I've seen recently - Avatar, A-Team remake, GI Joe remake, Shutter Island. It's been quite a while since I've seen a new movie I really enjoyed. The last was probably Body of Lies...


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