Tiger Woods Divorce Settlement?
 

Has anyone heard this? Is it true? Holy cow. :jd

Elin Nordegren Gets $750M, Custody of Kids in Exchange for Silence in Tiger Woods Divorce
Published June 30, 2010
NewsCore

Tiger Woods is banned from letting girlfriends near his kids in a divorce deal netting his ex a record $750 million settlement, The Sun reported Wednesday.

The golfer agreed to keep single women away from daughter Sam, three, and son Charlie, one.

He can bring a new flame into their lives only if he marries her. In return, former wife Elin Nordegren ,30, gets the biggest payout ever seen in a celebrity divorce.

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Wow good for her. 750M, that will buy a lot of drivers:D

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Someone should sit Tiger down and tell him to hold his pen till he simmers down.
Maybe she's due every dime, and that's great. I could care less about that.
But not allowed to bring his girlfriend around his kids? Not in a million years would I ever agree to that.
She has him over an emotional barrel, and he should wait it out till he stables up a bit.

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I'll believe it when it's reported by a real news agency. ;)
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Did you see some of the women he was sleeping around with, I wouldn't want them around my kids

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750M....:r Has he even earned that much total since they have been married?

Being that is about 7.5(1M) times bigger than the Spielberg settlement and 4.5 times bigger than Michael Jordan's(168M)....I don't believe it.....

(edit for spelling and to add the numbers)

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Well OK then. How about Hot Mamma Gossip? :r

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I'd have her killed before I paid $750 million :r

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DAh - he is one of the largest if not the largest private investor in GOOGLE since its inception among a few other successful endeavors. Yes - he can write the check.

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LMAO when I read that:D

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Considering his estimate total net worth is estimated as low as 600m up to 900m there is no way in hell he would give all or almost all of his money to his ex-wife. I could see 450m at the outside. If for no other reason he hates to lose and this would be an unprecedented capitulation. Just not his style.

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No....he can't write a check....

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This has got to be BS!!!

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No way he will be able to keep the girlfriends away from the kids wonder what the penalty would be if she found out?

Imagine if he can afford a 750 mil divorce how much this guy is really worth.

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People like this won't declare it as true unless it comes out of Olbermann's mouth or it's on huffingtonpost.com.

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Fox News is the best :tu

Don't know who you are waiting on to report it.

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See my post above. :r

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:r :tu

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Imagine the stogie stash you could purchase with those duckets!

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What the hell does she need 750M for? I mean seriously...

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Dood, you could stash a TON of stogies, and even buy a hot sauce store!!! :tu

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Where did you get this information? I wouldn't be surprised if Tiger is worth over $1 billion; hence why he had to cough up $750M.

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750, damn.:tf

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I wish I was a divorce attorney:D

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Why are women "entitled" to so much of someone elses money? For the kids I understand but she didn't earn it. Just because your "accustomed to a style of living" is horse$h!t in my eyes. As Chris Rock said "If I eat a resteraunt for a week I get accostomed to having steak, but when I go home they don't owe me a filet mignon"

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Maybe she wants to buy each of the kids a Mayback like this wingnut :D

http://thenewschronicle.com/diddy-bu...day/012602801/

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P-diddy is THE biggest Dousche in the world...Can't stand that guy.

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It's the price for her silence. :)

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I couldn't agree with you more on the diddy dousche topic:D

Why do divorce cost so much?
because there worth it. (Willy Nelson)

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QFT.
I've been divorced for five years and my ex wife just came over to explain to me that she's somehow entitled to something that's mine. She was really loud about it, and as it turns out, I lie a lot. So she's gonna go read the divorce papers and do bad things to me.
There is NO amount of money in the world that could shut that woman's mouth. 750M would be cheap if I had it. :D

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:tpd: Exactly

Actually, I'd be less skeptical if it was corroborated by *anyone* but Faux News. Glad you feel qualified to judge me, though. :rolleyes:
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:rolleyes:

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:D:r

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That is a crazy high amount of loot. I wonder why the article didn't mention any child custody settlement amount. I guess you don't need separate money for the kids when you have $750 mm. I sure hope Tiger starts winning some tournaments again.

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Maybe he can start doing promotional ads for Tide, Purex and All. "This is what it looks like when you've been cleaned out."

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Maybe he will end up doing an ad for Sig Sauer. ;)

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Why not? You sure seem entitled to judge Fox News.

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Here is another news source:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...orce-deal.html

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Let's all leave the drama for NBC. ;)

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I thought it was TNT that knows drama :D

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Revenge and silence.

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The Asylum has seen its fair share the last couple weeks........lots of petty arguments about nothing.

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Must be that time of the month...

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What's NBC?

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I don't get it... how does this news (reported - who knows if it is entirely factual) cause the good inmates of CA - BOTL - to take shots at each other?

What difference does Tiger's divorce make to any of us that would precipitate a loss of civility here?

As I said... I don't get it. My :2

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I can only imagine what the Admiral has seen, although I will choose to remain blissfully ignorant. Thanks for being a mod. errrr I mean the mod :tu

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Back on topic...

Tiger is getting what he deserves, he didn't just cheat on his wife, he destroyed his family. As for the girlfriend thing, I believe it is imperative a future wife spend time with the children, if she is not stepmother worthy she ain't worth marrying.

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