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neoflex 06-19-2010 07:17 PM

Cigar Pet Peeves
 
There's flaws with smokes that can sometimes drive us nuts while we can live with others. I can deal with doing touch ups on a bad burn and can even enjoy a smoke that's being stubborn with staying lit from time to time. The one thing that absolutely drives me nuts is when there is a giant stem in the wrapper that no matter how hard you try continues to poke you in the lip everytime you put it in your mouth.
So what's some of your biggest cigar pet peeves?

tomc3084 06-19-2010 07:19 PM

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I absolutely hate when a cigar goes out repeatedly, more than once or twice really pisses me off bigtime.

REALMCCOY 06-19-2010 07:22 PM

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When they are out of my price range.:D J/K. Invisible splits in the wrapper that gradually widen the closer the burn line gets to them.

ucla695 06-19-2010 07:32 PM

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When I inadvertently light the wrong end. :r

Seriously, when it doesn't stay lit or the burn goes astray.

MiamiE 06-19-2010 07:34 PM

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I hate loose draws! Especially on Tat Franks!

jdakine 06-19-2010 07:39 PM

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When you get one that burns down the center faster than the rest of the cigar. Then you have to continue to light it and just some time put it down.

neoflex 06-19-2010 07:40 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MiamiE (Post 892802)
I hate loose draws! Especially on Tat Franks!

I would be happy to just get my grubby hands on some Franks. :)

lightning9191 06-19-2010 07:41 PM

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Draws that are too tight!

688sonarmen 06-19-2010 08:11 PM

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Tunneling and having to re-lite:bh

Ogre 06-19-2010 08:16 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by 688sonarmen (Post 892820)
Tunneling and having to re-lite:bh

:tpd:

md4958 06-19-2010 08:42 PM

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when a box you just ordered goes on sale the following week

quantim0 06-19-2010 09:41 PM

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Tight draws and splits that just keep growing.

Also when I have to put a good stick down because my fingers burn.

kgraybill 06-19-2010 09:44 PM

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When my wife sets up to go to our sons house so he and I can have a cigar while the ladies talk.

Then she keeps coming out to see how much longer we are going to smoke. "Are Y'all STILL smoking them things?" "You didn't just light another did you?"

St. Lou Stu 06-19-2010 10:04 PM

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Tight draws and relights.

Any number of which >1 means a pitch to the worms.

Pistol 06-19-2010 10:09 PM

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In order - shitty taste, and then a tie between tight draw and the wrapper unraveling. Anything else can be fixed/dealt with. Lucky those three things don't happen too often.

MedicCook 06-19-2010 10:10 PM

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Tight draws are my biggest cigar pet peeve.

Tenor CS 06-19-2010 10:16 PM

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When it's a Gurka.








But seriously, when a burn is so f'd up that it is beyond correction and the stick needs to be pitched.

SaltyMcGee 06-19-2010 10:22 PM

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Tight draw. I can deal with pretty much anything else.

TripleF 06-19-2010 10:38 PM

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When people squash their cigar out in the ashtray like it's a cigarette. :td

MarkinAZ 06-19-2010 11:07 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by TripleF (Post 892907)
When people squash their cigar out in the ashtray like it's a cigarette. :td

I think that qualifies as a "cigar smoker pet peeve" Scott;)

ValorBali41 06-19-2010 11:43 PM

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When the cigar you thought would be great tastes like crap, and has that terrible cheap dogstick flavor to it

benedic08 06-19-2010 11:51 PM

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Mine would be when the cigar burns unevenly after taking the time to light it properly...

Adriftpanda 06-20-2010 03:16 AM

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when people say, "this cigar taste like sh** or this cigar taste like ass"

You really know what sh** or ass taste like? I'm sure it's bad, can't you just say bad?

ABNMP619 06-20-2010 05:29 AM

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For me it would have to be the unraveling of the wrapper becuase you took off the label and the glue stuck to the stick and now your smoke is jacked up.

Smokin Gator 06-20-2010 06:00 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MedicCook (Post 892890)
Tight draws are my biggest cigar pet peeve.

:tpd: I can usually massage it out or fix with a tool, but when they are plugged beyond repair I aint happy!!!

shilala 06-20-2010 06:36 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by jdakine (Post 892808)
When you get one that burns down the center faster than the rest of the cigar. Then you have to continue to light it and just some time put it down.

:tpd:

chachee52 06-20-2010 06:56 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ucla695 (Post 892800)
When I inadvertently light the wrong end. :r

Seriously, when it doesn't stay lit or the burn goes astray.

Gave a cigar out to a guy yesterday that lit the wrong end and he had no idea!!!! Luckily it was a cheap one and I didn't care.

NeuRon 06-20-2010 07:53 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by TripleF (Post 892907)
When people squash their cigar out in the ashtray like it's a cigarette. :td



ughh i hate that too...

E-Tx Surveyor 06-20-2010 08:35 AM

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Constant burn line issues even though I lit it properly.
On a more personal side, I hate it when I get half way into a smoke and the wife starts asking me to do a whole bunch of random things.

JJG 06-20-2010 09:16 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MiamiE (Post 892802)
I hate loose draws!

This would be my pet peeve as well, and it seems much more common than a too tight draw. I hardly ever get sticks that are too tight.

Loose draw cigars seem to always have burn issues and I can't keep them lit. I actually switched from a guillotine to a sharp knife, so I can remove just enough cap to get the draw I want.

Apoco 06-20-2010 12:34 PM

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Tunnelling. And when the glue on the bands sets onto the cigar as well.

Stevez 06-20-2010 04:58 PM

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Tight draws hands down; inability to keep lit second. I haven't had much luck trying to fix tight draws and they are a total waste to me. Unsmokable.

Cenookie 06-20-2010 07:30 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by md4958 (Post 892831)
when a box you just ordered goes on sale the
following week


:tpd:

KenyanSandBoa 06-21-2010 08:24 AM

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Another vote for really tight draw.

I only have so much patience when I have to jab the hell out of my cigar before it gets tossed. Definitley not worth the struggle in my book.

Gophernut 06-21-2010 08:30 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by KenyanSandBoa (Post 893909)
Another vote for really tight draw.

:tpd: Yet another vote for the tight draws. Hate em.

Blueface 06-21-2010 08:37 AM

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Tight draw which I am a regular victim of.

Cigar shutting off over and over.

Cigar is done. That one really, really bothers me as I have to go light up another.:D

kugie 06-21-2010 08:55 AM

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To tight a draw and Plugged cigars:td

3SmokesaRound 06-21-2010 08:57 AM

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I'll just go ahead and quote all posts, but the band sticking to the wrapper is the one that happens most often to me.

rizzle 06-21-2010 09:00 AM

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Nothing aggrivates me more than a cigar that won't stay lit. Re-light it more than once, it goes in the round file.

ChicagoWhiteSox 06-21-2010 09:02 AM

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Loose draws piss me off. I would much rather have a tighter "classic cuban" draw than a wind tunnel.

hockeymaniac 06-21-2010 09:12 AM

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Tight draws that can't be massaged out.

When the wrapper sticks to the band

Bands that you need a laser to get off the cigar

When the wrapper cracks or just explodes.

leasingthisspace 06-21-2010 09:57 AM

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I always hate when you get some time in the evening and go outside to enjoy a nice cigar and as soon as you light one up and your wife comes outside telling you how she needs you to get something done right now. I hate having to put a cigar down before it is done.
If I don't have time to smoke it I would just rather not even light it.
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neoflex 06-21-2010 11:21 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by leasingthisspace (Post 894017)
I always hate when you get some time in the evening and go outside to enjoy a nice cigar and as soon as you light one up and your wife comes outside telling you how she needs you to get something done right now. I hate having to put a cigar down before it is done.
If I don't have time to smoke it I would just rather not even light it.
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I usually avoid this by asking her if she wants to come outside with me. If she says no I usually respond with "OK, I'll be outside for an hour or so, so is there anything you need me to do before I go out because I won't be back in for a while." If she comes out and needs something that is time consuming after that than she is SOL.:r

Lear31MX 06-21-2010 01:01 PM

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All of the above, and when people come into the cigar bar and light up and cigarette. :fl

STEVE S 06-21-2010 01:24 PM

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A cigar with to tight of a draw, or the band being stuck to the wrapper,
and of course the ones that spit apart or blow-up. Then of course the
smoker crushes out thier cigar in the ash tray.

jonumberone 06-21-2010 10:11 PM

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I hate it when a cigar has more than one band on it. I have a tough time getting one off cleanly.


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