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Da Klugs 06-17-2010 12:23 PM

Life Rules
 
There are many. Thought we could compile a list... I'll start:

1. If Mommas not happy, nobody is happy.
2.

TheTraveler 06-17-2010 12:26 PM

Re: Life Rules
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Da Klugs (Post 890429)
There are many. Thought we could compile a list... I'll start:

1. If Mommas not happy, nobody is happy.
2.

2. When in doubt - don't.

Pistol 06-17-2010 12:32 PM

Re: Life Rules
 
1. If Mommas not happy, nobody is happy.
2. When in doubt - don't.
3. Would I be proud of this if my Mom or Dad saw me do it?
4. The best way to honor those who didn't come home is to live a honorable life.

BlackDog 06-17-2010 12:37 PM

Re: Life Rules
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Da Klugs (Post 890429)
There are many. Thought we could compile a list... I'll start:

1. If Mommas not happy, nobody is happy.
2.

Da Klugs for the win!

BlackDog 06-17-2010 12:38 PM

Re: Life Rules
 
1. If Mommas not happy, nobody is happy.
2. When in doubt - don't.
3. Would I be proud of this if my Mom or Dad saw me do it?
4. The best way to honor those who didn't come home is to live a honorable life.
5. If you don't have anything good to say, then don't say anything.

Mugen910 06-17-2010 12:40 PM

Re: Life Rules
 
1. If Mommas not happy, nobody is happy.
2. When in doubt - don't.
3. Would I be proud of this if my Mom or Dad saw me do it?
4. The best way to honor those who didn't come home is to live a honorable life.
5. If you don't have anything good to say, then don't say anything.
6. Easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.

Samsquanch 06-17-2010 12:40 PM

Re: Life Rules
 
1. If Mommas not happy, nobody is happy.
2. When in doubt - don't.
3. Would I be proud of this if my Mom or Dad saw me do it?
4. The best way to honor those who didn't come home is to live a honorable life.
5. If you don't have anything good to say, then don't say anything.
6. Don't whiz into the wind.

field 06-17-2010 12:40 PM

Re: Life Rules
 
1. If Mommas not happy, nobody is happy.
2. When in doubt - don't.
3. Would I be proud of this if my Mom or Dad saw me do it?
4. The best way to honor those who didn't come home is to live a honorable life.
5. If you don't have anything good to say, then don't say anything.
6. Easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.
7. Don't whiz into the wind.
8. You cannot change what you do not acknowledge.

elderboy02 06-17-2010 12:41 PM

Re: Life Rules
 
1. If Mommas not happy, nobody is happy.
2. When in doubt - don't.
3. Would I be proud of this if my Mom or Dad saw me do it?
4. The best way to honor those who didn't come home is to live a honorable life.
5. If you don't have anything good to say, then don't say anything.
6. Easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.
7. Stay in school, and be a thinker, not a stinker.

nomadicwookie 06-17-2010 12:41 PM

Re: Life Rules
 
1. If Mommas not happy, nobody is happy.
2. When in doubt - don't.
3. Would I be proud of this if my Mom or Dad saw me do it?
4. The best way to honor those who didn't come home is to live a honorable life.
5. Life is 10% what happens to you & 90% how you react to it.
6. You get out of it what you put into it.

Mr.Maduro 06-17-2010 12:45 PM

Re: Life Rules
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mugen910 (Post 890458)
6. Easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.

Isn't that backwards? :confused:

Da Klugs 06-17-2010 12:45 PM

Re: Life Rules
 
1. If Mommas not happy, nobody is happy.
2. When in doubt - don't.
3. Would I be proud of this if my Mom or Dad saw me do it?
4. The best way to honor those who didn't come home is to live a honorable life.
5. Life is 10% what happens to you & 90% how you react to it.
6. You get out of it what you put into it.
7. Don't eat the big white mint!

St. Lou Stu 06-17-2010 12:45 PM

Re: Life Rules
 
4. When adding to a numbered list in a thread, it always pays to type it out ahead of time and paste it in to prevent the list from becoming jumbled.

Mugen910 06-17-2010 12:46 PM

Re: Life Rules
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.Maduro (Post 890469)
6. Easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.
Isn't that backwards? :confused:

That's not what we learned in the military :D

markem 06-17-2010 12:47 PM

Re: Life Rules
 
8. Any day spent above ground can be counted as a win

Skywalker 06-17-2010 01:29 PM

Re: Life Rules
 
9. Measure twice, cut once!!!
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shilala 06-17-2010 02:03 PM

Re: Life Rules
 
14. Keep it in your pants.

markem 06-17-2010 02:04 PM

Re: Life Rules
 
When life gives you lemons, don't use them to treat paper cuts

ashtonlady 06-17-2010 02:17 PM

Re: Life Rules
 
15.Do onto others as you would have them do unto you.

Lear31MX 06-17-2010 02:19 PM

Re: Life Rules
 
16. Poop or get off the pot

1badhog07 06-17-2010 02:27 PM

Re: Life Rules
 
Dont let your mouth get your a$$ into something you cant get out of.....

jledou 06-17-2010 02:43 PM

Re: Life Rules
 
The only thing constant is change, so get used to it.

NCRadioMan 06-17-2010 03:28 PM

Re: Life Rules
 
Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today.
Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.
Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.
One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure its worth watching.

floydpink 06-17-2010 04:23 PM

Re: Life Rules
 
It's nice to be important, but it's important to be nice.

blugill 06-17-2010 04:31 PM

Re: Life Rules
 
If no one was watching would you do the right thing?

JaKaacH 06-17-2010 04:54 PM

Re: Life Rules
 
Support the troops.

Send cigars, and other goodies to Hugh--hotreds

MajorCaptSilly 06-17-2010 05:03 PM

Re: Life Rules
 
Cabbage is a vegetable. A prune is not a vegetable.

MCS

Ashcan Bill 06-17-2010 05:53 PM

Re: Life Rules
 
There are two excellent theories as to how to successfully argue with a woman. Neither of which work.

Ogre 06-17-2010 06:13 PM

Re: Life Rules
 
Dont eat yellow snow!!!!!!

Ratters 06-17-2010 06:15 PM

Re: Life Rules
 
Never pass up an opportunity to pee.

If you find yourself among strangers, I find if you have a cigar, you'll find a friend.

Big_Ern 06-17-2010 06:17 PM

Re: Life Rules
 
treat others how you would like to be treated without the expectation of being treated that way.:D

tomc3084 06-17-2010 06:17 PM

Re: Life Rules
 
what about: If it seems to good to be true, it probably isn't :)

Mikhail 06-17-2010 06:25 PM

Re: Life Rules
 
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

Steve 06-17-2010 06:29 PM

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joeobx 06-17-2010 09:53 PM

Re: Life Rules
 
If your child does the same thing, how would you feel

HK3- 06-18-2010 05:25 AM

Re: Life Rules
 
Don't let your mouth write a check that your A$$ can't cash.

Drive hammered and you will get nailed.

Ender 06-18-2010 06:10 AM

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