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Volusianator 05-25-2010 12:52 PM

Stupid Cigar Things That Make You Smile
 
Removing cellophane that doesn't have a price tag on it. For some odd reason, it makes me smile every time, cause usually I know I bought it as a box and have more!

What's yours

jimmyk26 05-25-2010 01:20 PM

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For me its when I open the seal on a new box. I just get really excited about all of the cigars I have to smoke now. Ahhh.

Brutus2600 05-25-2010 01:43 PM

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It's the smell when I open my humidor. That whoosh of air from the seal of the box being opened and then the rush of that cigar aroma is my "cigar smile" moment :)

elderboy02 05-25-2010 01:44 PM

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When I open my Aristocrat and I get that cedar/tobacco smell :)

bonjing 05-25-2010 01:56 PM

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Getting the band off a cigar without tearing it up.

CigarNut 05-25-2010 02:00 PM

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A perfect cut that results in a good draw and no tabacco bits in my mouth

elderboy02 05-25-2010 02:02 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by CigarNut (Post 868958)
A perfect cut that results in a good draw and no tabacco bits in my mouth

Blow on the head after you cut it and you won't get any in your mouth :tu

elderboy02 05-25-2010 02:03 PM

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Oh no, that ^ didn't sound right. Just waiting for a "That's what she said!"

gijoey959 05-25-2010 02:07 PM

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For a newb like me, seeing more than 10 cigars that belong to me. When I bought my box of Cains, I was grinning so hard my cheeks hurt

Volusianator 05-25-2010 02:09 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by gijoey959 (Post 868965)
When I bought my box of Cains, I was grinning so hard my cheeks hurt

Dude, I have a LOT of cigars, and when I bought my first box of Cain I felt the same way!

SaltyMcGee 05-25-2010 02:11 PM

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A cigar so good that you smoke it until your fingers burn from the nub.

markem 05-25-2010 02:16 PM

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receiving an international tracking number in email.

The Poet 05-25-2010 02:32 PM

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Bombs. Sending, receiving, or just reading about them on here.



Or maybe I wrote that backwards, as the phrase as stated is inversely proportional. :r

Noomis 05-25-2010 02:32 PM

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When I tap out the ash and there's a perfect, glowing cone at the end of my cigar....

MortonMilo 05-25-2010 02:36 PM

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When the ash stays on my cigar beyond all reasonable lengths.

alwayslit 05-25-2010 02:46 PM

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An ash that stays on until you nub the cigar

the MacDonald 05-25-2010 03:00 PM

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Lighting a cigar and enjoying every minute but feeling like I sliped into a time warp, and not realizing an hour or two has drifted by.

cobra03 05-25-2010 03:04 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by markem (Post 868976)
receiving an international tracking number in email.

Better yet, when the package attached to the tracking number is setting on my door step when i come home.:D

JJG 05-25-2010 03:14 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by cobra03 (Post 869024)
Better yet, when the package attached to the tracking number is setting on my door step when i come home.:D

yes! walking out of the post office with a new box makes me crack a mischievous grin. :D

markem 05-25-2010 03:18 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by cobra03 (Post 869024)
Better yet, when the package attached to the tracking number is setting on my door step when i come home.:D

but that's not a "stupid cigar thing" ;)

Volusianator 05-25-2010 03:25 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by markem (Post 869034)
but that's not a "stupid cigar thing" ;)

LOL, yeah I know, only a couple have been. I was truly looking for the odd things that make you happy about cigars, of course we all get happy when a package arrives.

jonharky 05-25-2010 04:04 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Brutus2600 (Post 868942)
It's the smell when I open my humidor. That whoosh of air from the seal of the box being opened and then the rush of that cigar aroma is my "cigar smile" moment :)

:tpd:

thebayratt 05-25-2010 04:14 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by bonjing (Post 868953)
Getting the band off a cigar without tearing it up.

Me too!!

That and an ash that stays on longer than expected and won't budge with a tap... good stuff there!

sikk50 05-25-2010 04:23 PM

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When my lighter runs out of fuel just after a perfect light and the cigar doesn't need a touch up.

Idk why.

DropTheE 05-25-2010 04:37 PM

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I like when they put a ribbon on every level in your box of cigars to get the first one out, or turn one of the cigars of every level so that the celly is point upward and easy to grab.
When it's not there, I still smile cuz there's A BOX OF CIGARS IN FRONT OF MY FACE!!!! But the stupid little ribbon makes me happy!

T.G 05-25-2010 04:39 PM

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Bad jokes told over cigars in the company of good friends.

icehog3 05-25-2010 04:56 PM

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The look on a friend's face when I hand him a cigar he has been wanting to try.

markem 05-25-2010 05:05 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 869134)
The look on a friend's face when I hand him a cigar he has been wanting to try.

The look on my friend's face when I said, "sign the box, not the bag" ;)

Ogre 05-25-2010 05:36 PM

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Sitting on the porch with a friend, some scotch and a good cigar!!!

Superbad 05-25-2010 05:49 PM

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Box press cigars that remind me of my grandfather. I miss him!

kgraybill 05-25-2010 07:10 PM

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When a cigar I thought would only be a yard gar turns out to be very enjoyable.

G G 05-25-2010 07:14 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by The Poet (Post 868996)
Bombs. Sending, receiving, or just reading about them on here.

I was thinking the same thing.:tu

I love sending them, and everytime I get one I have to smile cause someone took the time to think of me.

Sailchaser 05-25-2010 07:34 PM

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When the cigars that arive at the house are ordered by your wonderful wife:D




Or not and you get away with sneaking the box in the house





Or you get caught bringing the box in and your wife likes what you ordered

ZachF88 05-25-2010 07:56 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Brutus2600 (Post 868942)
It's the smell when I open my humidor. That whoosh of air from the seal of the box being opened and then the rush of that cigar aroma is my "cigar smile" moment :)

x2! my wife always ask "what smells so nice?"

RevSmoke 05-25-2010 09:01 PM

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When you're puffin' on a nub that's really small and someone asks you, "You really enjoying it that much? Do you want a roach clip or something?"

But my favorite is, "But you're a pastor, you can't smoke."

To which I respond, "So, can I buy us each a beer to enjoy while we sit and discuss this misconception?"

Peace of the Lord be with you.

maninblack 05-25-2010 09:09 PM

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I gotta go with a nice big ash that doesn't drop off. And getting new packages in the mail. I'm like a kid at Christmas.

Skywalker 05-25-2010 09:24 PM

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Hearing the delivery truck pull up to the house!!!:tf

icehog3 05-25-2010 10:04 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by markem (Post 869150)
The look on my friend's face when I said, "sign the box, not the bag" ;)

:r :r

I'm such a douche bag.

OLS 05-26-2010 06:52 AM

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After reading them all, and only til then, I came up with mine. Our old blind dog that used to
smell termites for a living, now is only a specialist at detecting a potato chip bag opening
somewhere. When that old blind dog barks, I know the mailman is coming, and when I
count the days right, I usually hear them call my name up front.

There is also one about how I used to freak out about being without a cutter somewhere, in
the house, at work, in the car. Like reading glasses. Well now I smoke havanas and I can just
pinch a divot out of the cap and it smokes fine without a cut. Can't do that with lots of NC cigars.

CigarNut 05-26-2010 07:46 AM

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It was so cool yesterday when my wife called me at work before she left work: "You just got a box delivered from Swiss Post" and the box arrived about a week before I was expecting it :D

Subvet642 05-26-2010 07:58 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DropTheE (Post 869110)
I like when they put a ribbon on every level in your box of cigars to get the first one out,... But the stupid little ribbon makes me happy!

Yeah, I love that too! It says that these are special enough to warrant that kind of attention to detail.

Quote:

Originally Posted by CigarNut (Post 869632)
It was so cool yesterday when my wife called me at work before she left work: "You just got a box delivered from Swiss Post" and the box arrived about a week before I was expecting it :D

I'm looking forward to that little thrill, in the "not too distant future"! :tu

poker 05-26-2010 08:27 AM

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Clipping a Cohiba Lancero and it isnt plugged. :)

jimmyk26 05-26-2010 12:53 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by OLS (Post 869589)
There is also one about how I used to freak out about being without a cutter somewhere, in
the house, at work, in the car. Like reading glasses. Well now I smoke havanas and I can just
pinch a divot out of the cap and it smokes fine without a cut. Can't do that with lots of NC cigars.

I'm impressed, maybe you should market those finger nails...$1 a clip.

stearns 05-26-2010 01:49 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by RevSmoke (Post 869334)
When you're puffin' on a nub that's really small and someone asks you, "You really enjoying it that much? Do you want a roach clip or something?"

But my favorite is, "But you're a pastor, you can't smoke."

To which I respond, "So, can I buy us each a beer to enjoy while we sit and discuss this misconception?"

Peace of the Lord be with you.

love this one!!! :tu

stearns

cbsmokin 05-27-2010 04:15 PM

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That barnyard smell.

whodeeni 05-27-2010 04:19 PM

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When I finally found my "Review Journal" this morning after
it being misplaced for a week!:tu

whodeeni 05-27-2010 04:21 PM

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Going to the mailbox, seeing a key for larger packages, opening that box
and its just overflowing with both Cigar boxes and USPS Flat rate boxes!:r

croatan 05-27-2010 04:25 PM

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Cabinets of cigars that come the way God intended them: naked!


Also, lighting expensive cigars with cheap lighters and vice versa (lighting a JLP with a Dupont or a Dunhill with a Bic always makes me smile).

Morgue 05-27-2010 05:27 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by RevSmoke (Post 869334)
But my favorite is, "But you're a pastor, you can't smoke."

To which I respond, "So, can I buy us each a beer to enjoy while we sit and discuss this misconception?"

Peace of the Lord be with you.


Very Nice! You sir are a tribute to cigar smoking kind ;)



The look of a nicely organized FULL humidor.


Especially if it is mine :)

dvickery 05-27-2010 08:04 PM

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seeing what the "mules" bring home for you...i always send a list of 20 or 30 cigars that i would like...then a week of suspenders.

derrek :hm


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