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you: see the weather report last night?
her: uhh no you: me neither, but you can still expect 7 inches tonight |
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nice shoes................. wanna #@!%
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Edited by me. :)
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Hey, wanna come back to my place order a pizza and get it on?... What you don't like pizza?
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Do you have any raisins?
No? How 'bout a date? |
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Do you have any Italian in you?
Would you like one? :D |
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I'm with Moe....
For some reason that always works with the ladies! |
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you goin to the bbq?
what bbq? the one where I throw my meat on your grill |
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My Moms got a dress just like that! :)
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heard this from a comedian...
Did you know that the human body is more than 70% water? Lucky I'm thirsty |
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You: Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Her: No, why? You: 'Cause I can see me in your pants. If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question? |
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Me: Did that hurt?
Chick: Did what hurt? Me: When you fell from heaven? |
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So... What's your favorite extra-value meal...baby??? ;)
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My friend thought this was a good line for some reason. I doubt he used it though.
How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized? |
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I think I know you from before, but you would have to take off your clothes in order for me to be 100% sure.
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Ever had your belly button licked?
From the inside? |
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What do you think of Bill Clinton? (Answer...) Yeah, me too, but I try not to follow that stuff regarding Bill, Hilliary, or Monica. Want a cigar?
Seemed funny considering the forum here... lol |
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Me: Were you raised near the ocean?
Her: No. Why would you ask? Me: Because you're super pretty and oceans are cool and stuff and you seem really nice. MCS |
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Did you know that I can part my hair with my tongue? :xxx
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You're driving me nuts. Wanna bolt, and screw?
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Hi seemed to work.
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I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
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Your hips seem narrow for child birthing but I like way you spin around like a Solid Gold dancer. Please write your phone number on my left wrist. Not my right wrist; I use that for too many Ninja moves and it may wear off before I find a chance to call you on my expensive, cordless telephone.
MCS |
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I hear ya brother! |
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Amazing anyone on here ever had a date!:D:D:D:D:D
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Hi, I'm L.T.
SMACK! :xxx Don't tell anybody about this, OK? ;s Too soon? |
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Well, aren't you a pretty little ribeye... Want to go have a hot time on my grill?
And that is actually used to address a chunk of meat... and the purpose is to get it's deliciousness in my belly... I got nuttin. |
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Courtesy of Leon Phelps, The Ladies Man:
Uh... was your father a meat burgler? Here's why I ask: because it looks like somebody stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress. |
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I didn't really use pickup lines before I met my wife I just walked up to a table full of girls and tossed the meat on the table. Worked alot.
I waited tables for a while. Posted via Mobile Device |
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You know what would look good on you? Me.
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Honey, honey, it's time to wake up and go to bed.
Got the best gal in the world here at home, don't want another. But that is my pick up line. It's intention is to get her out of her easy chair at 8:30pm and get her to go to bed. Otherwise, it is too hard to hear the TV over her snoring. |
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We'll celebrate 25 wonderful years together this June. By the way, it is a cute snoring sound she makes. |
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