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coastietech 05-03-2010 05:50 AM

For the record...
 
getting your junk pierced with a Prince Albert hurts!!! Alot!!!

Mark 05-03-2010 06:09 AM

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:jd

pnoon 05-03-2010 06:26 AM

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Did you lose a bet?

Steve 05-03-2010 06:31 AM

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DUH!

replicant_argent 05-03-2010 06:31 AM

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Not only something I wouldn't do, contemplate, or risk, but most certainly something, if I did, wouldn't discuss with a few thousand people.


Let me see, what are the 4 places on my body I would never want to risk infection......

coastietech 05-03-2010 06:31 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pnoon (Post 847429)
Did you lose a bet?

No... :r

Just something I've been wanting to do for a while and finally got the balls to do. :D

coastietech 05-03-2010 06:33 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by replicant_argent (Post 847431)
Not only something I wouldn't do, contemplate, or risk, but most certainly something, if I did, wouldn't discuss with a few thousand people.


Let me see, what are the 4 places on my body I would never want to risk infection......

To each there own... and for the record you've got a better chance of getting an infection from getting your ears pierced than you do of getting your junk pierced. Other than the tongue your junk is the fastest healing part of your body.

coastietech 05-03-2010 06:35 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by replicant_argent (Post 847431)
Not only something I wouldn't do, contemplate, or risk, but most certainly something, if I did, wouldn't discuss with a few thousand people.


Let me see, what are the 4 places on my body I would never want to risk infection......

Not to mention there are probably a few thousand people who have seen my junk. :r

DPD6030 05-03-2010 06:38 AM

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Wow Joe you really do have ballz :r

elderboy02 05-03-2010 06:39 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DPD6030 (Post 847437)
Wow Joe you really do have ballz :r

:tpd: I have a fear of needles and this is something I wouldn't even contemplate doing :O

Emjaysmash 05-03-2010 06:46 AM

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:np

elderboy02 05-03-2010 06:47 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Emjaysmash (Post 847447)
:np

Please PM the pics directly to MJ. I don't care to see the pics :tu

pnoon 05-03-2010 06:48 AM

Re: For the record...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Emjaysmash (Post 847447)
:np

I was wondering who was gonna post that.

On behalf of the TOE and the rest of the Asylum, NO!

Please note the deliberate omission of smileys from this post.

Emjaysmash 05-03-2010 06:49 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by elderboy02 (Post 847448)
Please PM the pics directly to MJ. I don't care to see the pics :tu

:r

He told all of us about it, everyone should see it!


(* But seriously, keep it in your pants! :xxx )

Emjaysmash 05-03-2010 06:49 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pnoon (Post 847449)
I was wondering who was gonna post that.

On behalf of the TOE and the rest of the Asylum, NO!

Please note the deliberate omission of smileys from this post.

Have I met your expectations? :D

coastietech 05-03-2010 06:56 AM

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I'm sure if you look hard enough you can find pics of my piercing on BMEzine... :r

elderboy02 05-03-2010 07:05 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by coastietech (Post 847454)
I'm sure if you look hard enough you can find pics of my piercing on BMEzine... :r

I'll be sure to jump right on that :r

(That's what she said :r)

Mugen910 05-03-2010 07:17 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by coastietech (Post 847432)
No... :r

Just something I've been wanting to do for a while and finally got the balls to do. :D

Are you sure it was the balls you needed? :D

MajorCaptSilly 05-03-2010 07:23 AM

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I'm going to go ahead and not do that.

MCS

MajorCaptSilly 05-03-2010 07:26 AM

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Prank phone call:

"Hello this is coastietech"
"Hi, do you have Prince Albert on your junk?"
"Yes"
"Well, you better let him out, he can't breathe!"

MCS

kelmac07 05-03-2010 07:26 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly (Post 847472)
I'm going to go ahead and not do that.

MCS

:tpd: I'm with you Scott!!

King James 05-03-2010 07:28 AM

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not sure what kind of reaction you were expecting from everyone.

I'll go with: Super Cool, man! :tu

Wanger 05-03-2010 07:34 AM

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Used to have my tongue pierced before, and have at least tacitly discussed with my wife getting it done, but have been told there is no need for me to. ;) LOL Not that I still don't want to do it, but I've gotta respect her wishes on this one.

coastietech 05-03-2010 08:04 AM

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I tend to have an addictive personality when it comes to body mods... My first addiction and my favorite is and always well be tattoos. I just started getting pierced. Started with both ears getting pierced to an 8 gauge, both will be stretched to a 6 gauge in the near future. This was my second piercing.

kelmac07 05-03-2010 08:12 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by coastietech (Post 847501)
I tend to have an addictive personality when it comes to body mods... My first addiction and my favorite is and always well be tattoos. I just started getting pierced. Started with both ears getting pierced to an 8 gauge, both will be stretched to a 6 gauge in the near future. This was my second piercing.

Good to see ya posting Joe...missed ya brother!! :tu

coastietech 05-03-2010 08:17 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by kelmac07 (Post 847507)
Good to see ya posting Joe...missed ya brother!! :tu

Thanks, missed you guys too...

Just been super busy. Between work, the kids, my divorce, getting my oldest ready for kindergarten, and everything else I've barely had a moment to myself.

Eleven 05-03-2010 09:13 AM

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I have a hard enough time dealing with 1 urine stream, I don't have time to cap off 2!

Dooge 05-04-2010 03:17 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Emjaysmash (Post 847447)
:np

hahahahaha

Quote:

Originally Posted by pnoon (Post 847449)
I was wondering who was gonna post that.

On behalf of the TOE and the rest of the Asylum, NO!

Please note the deliberate omission of smileys from this post.

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Darrell 05-04-2010 04:07 PM

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I had a PA when I was really into piercings.

I had it pierced to a 10 and immediately stretched to a 6.

I did not find it hurt that much, I will tell you what sucked.

The place that did it, didn't tighten the bottom ball down and as I'm doing my laundry downstairs I feel something warm gushing down my leg. I look down and it's blood.

The ball had came off and the barbell moved and broke the scab. I found the ball in my sock.

I took it out a few years ago, I outgrew everything but my ear piercings.

shilala 05-04-2010 04:11 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pnoon (Post 847449)
I was wondering who was gonna post that.

On behalf of the TOE and the rest of the Asylum, NO!

Please note the deliberate omission of smileys from this post.

Thanks for that, Peter. Made me laugh out loud for real. :D

Emjaysmash 05-04-2010 04:15 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Darrell (Post 848853)
I had a PA when I was really into piercings.

I had it pierced to a 10 and immediately stretched to a 6.

I did not find it hurt that much, I will tell you what sucked.

The place that did it, didn't tighten the bottom ball down and as I'm doing my laundry downstairs I feel something warm gushing down my leg. I look down and it's blood.

The ball had came off and the barbell moved and broke the scab. I found the ball in my sock.

I took it out a few years ago, I outgrew everything but my ear piercings.

Shaved you butt, got a PA, nearly bled to death after seeing a pretty girl... damn Fez, you got some balls of steel!

But seriously, do you have balls of steel?

Darrell 05-04-2010 04:21 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Emjaysmash (Post 848860)
Shaved you butt, got a PA, nearly bled to death after seeing a pretty girl... damn Fez, you got some balls of steel!

But seriously, do you have balls of steel?

I see what you did there, Michael. :fu2

Emjaysmash 05-04-2010 04:24 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Darrell (Post 848866)
I see what you did there, Michael. :fu2

Glad you like it! :ss

cort 05-04-2010 04:28 PM

Re: For the record...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by coastietech (Post 847418)
getting your junk pierced with a Prince Albert hurts!!! Alot!!!

wimp;)

icehog3 05-04-2010 04:30 PM

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Maybe you should have got the Princess Di instead? :confused:

cort 05-04-2010 04:39 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 848877)
Maybe you should have got the Princess Di instead? :confused:

wow

CasaDooley 05-04-2010 05:06 PM

Re: For the record...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly (Post 847474)
Prank phone call:

"Hello this is coastietech"
"Hi, do you have Prince Albert on your junk?"
"Yes"
"Well, you better let him out, he can't breathe!"

MCS

:r:r

CasaDooley 05-04-2010 05:22 PM

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Didn't know what a "Prince Albert" piercing was. Looked on line and found a series of photos with comments on how it is done.
:O
Excuse me while I go and wash my eyes out! My junk is a "no needles" zone!

I'm sure it looks good on you though Joe.:r

ahc4353 05-04-2010 05:48 PM

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My junk hurts just reading this.

Smokin Gator 05-04-2010 06:02 PM

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Oh hell NO!!!!

RightAJ 05-04-2010 06:03 PM

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No offence, but why? This seems like the ABSOLUTE last thing I would ever do lol

aj

Ashcan Bill 05-04-2010 06:07 PM

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Note to self: Self, do not pierce junk.

jmsremax 05-04-2010 06:15 PM

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I can only imagine the look on your doc's face when he asks you to cough and feels something cold on your junk. :r

Steve 05-04-2010 06:16 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Smokin Gator (Post 848952)
Oh hell NO!!!!

I see you "Oh hell NO!!!!" and raise it to "No F'n way!!!!"

68TriShield 05-04-2010 06:37 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Smokin Gator (Post 848952)
Oh hell NO!!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ashcan Bill (Post 848958)
Note to self: Self, do not pierce junk.

no note needed Bill.
Quote:

Originally Posted by steve (Post 848964)
I see you "Oh hell NO!!!!" and raise it to "No F'n way!!!!"

I'll see your "no F'n way!!!"
And raise you a...aww never mind :r

loki 05-04-2010 06:40 PM

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well, this thread has helped me lose some weight...because my appetite just hopped the nearest cab outa town



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Steve 05-04-2010 07:02 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by 68TriShield (Post 848981)
I'll see your "no F'n way!!!"
And raise you a...aww never mind :r

All IN... NO WAY!!! :D

Loon 05-04-2010 07:21 PM

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http://www.thoughttheater.com/StupidIsAsStupidDoes.jpg

King James 05-04-2010 07:40 PM

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http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z...d_is_going.jpg

catfish2 05-04-2010 07:52 PM

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There are soooo many things wrong with this thread I just don't where to start.


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