How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 

If the zombie apocalypse happened today, how long until you run out of cigars?

For me, if the humi came with me, and I couldn't restock, I'd probably last around 4 months at 3-5 smokes a day.

What about you?

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not long enough....need to stock up on ammo and cigars

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Would the smoke attract the zombies? Would the glow of the lit cigar give away your location? Where exactly are we hiding out? Is it well ventilated?

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I would leave my cigars where they are in a zombie apocalypse,no time to smoke a cigar when you have to cover your own @$$!

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No reason to cover your @$$ if you don't have cigars!

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thats why you bug in

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We've already had this discussion at my local B&M. We are going to hole up in the shop. We will smoke till we die.

If I couldn't make it, I'd be fine for a while. The best ones would go first though.

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It would take me a very long time forme cause my xikar lighter would run out of butane in 5 min. And I would be sad cause I don't have another light.

Are these the brain eating zombies? Or are they more like beetlejuice? Cause beetlejuice would likely enjoy a cigar and we can just smoke peacefully together.

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:r:r:r:r

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Sounds like you would have a good reason to live :tu

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Considering how much ammo I've got, I'd probably run out of zombies before I ran out of cigars. :r

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Years.
Wait a minute, did you say zombie or zamboni? And why would I be afraid of a brain eating zamboni.:r

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Stupid sexy zombies. :mad:

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what if the zombies liked cigars, and you could toss cigars at them to slow them down if they are chasing you? like throwing raw meat to a angry junkyard dog?

how many bundles could you go through before you'd have to start throwing your more prized sticks?

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:tu for beetlejuice

stearns

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Wait, arent Nub's rolled on the thighs of virgin Zombies?

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Excellent question.... In a zombie apocalypse, I could smoke wherever I damn well pleased, so I would be good for a lot less time than I would like, say, about a month at 2-4 a day. Therefore: on my way to a safe location, I would raid the local B&M. Sure it's risky, but what's the point of surviving in a world without anti-smoking laws if you can't enjoy it? My route would look something like: sporting goods store(load up on ammo), B&M(load up on the real essentials), and then head to the Costco(plenty of food and water, tall concrete walls, and locking steel doors). Then camp out, light up a stogie, and pick off zombies from the roof when I got bored.

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:=: :=:

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:tpd:

I think I would run out of cigars well before I ran out of ammo.... although there would probably still be plenty of zombies :(

c'mon, don't you fools read? Gotta stock up on the swords too! ..... although..... It would be A LOT harder to smoke a cigar while wielding a sword.... kinda spoils the fun :(

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I don't know what drugs you are on, but you might want to stop ;)

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Funny Post - I got about 12-15 months worth of cigars and ammunition based on moderate Zombie attack and probably 6 months supply for the worst attack possible.:tf

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Anytime a package shows up of either I always use the excuse of a zombie apocalypse. My wife seems to handle it much better seeing me stocking up to protect her from the hellish onslaught of the undead. It works much better than saying "I haven't tried these yet."

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Unless the zombies are able to herf with me without eating my brains I'm not sharing my cigars with them. Plus you would just have a herd of mooching zombies following you around. Congratulations on becoming the Pied Piper of the zombie apocalypse.:r

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define the ratio of cigars:zombies:ammo: coffee : rum/day and we may be able to discuss this intelligently. All else is simple supposition.

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:tpd:
I will admit that I'm shamefully low on ammo, though. I'm thinking I'd only last a month or two if I was fending off a bpocalypse. An apocalypse, probably not more than a week or two, provided I shoot straight.

http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/l...ion_165_69.jpg

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I do have lots of coffee and cigars. If any of you guys have extra ammo, cmon over and hang. You should probably call first. And wear something sexy. You'll have a lot better chance of getting through the bullets.

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:r:r All valid questions...

If there was a zombie apocalypse I would probably want to go out Hollywood style and be buring a cigar at all times while I raise hell on the undead. I'm thinking I could a couple of months out my humis at that rate. :D

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Nothing like a good after brain cigar :banger

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2218/...7b2486.jpg?v=0

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Now would the zombies reach Cuba? First sign of zombie attack I'm heading to Cuba and taking over the cigar factories. That way no worries about cigars or rum :) Then I'd take a huge Yacht to the middle of the Atlantic and just chill until you guys handled the zombies.

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:tpd:

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Lol, I think Id probably last 2 months with my stock now.

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Well now that you mention it.....

5 scientific reasons zombie apocalypse could actually happen

Who says it's all idle theory?

Time to stock up on the ammo and cigars :tu

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This tread is killing me.

I love the fact that the topic of "Zombie Apocalypse" is the most stimulating discussion I've had all day. :r

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At the current smoking rate, probably a year and a half. Pipe tobacco, on the other hand, about 10. :D

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[quote=stearns;835359]:tu for beetlejuice

Which beetlejuice are we talking about here :confused:...cause from the looks of it Beetlejuice from the Stern show would probably eat your cigar before he ate your brains...Take a look at that poor Ashton.


http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i2...eetlejuice.jpg or http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ce_onstage.jpg

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beetlejuice, beetlejuice, beetlejuice.

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Sat next to him on a flight to NY... he was with a guy who looked like Anthony Bourdain.

He struck me as a cranky guy. Would throw bundle sticks at him, for sure.

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The BABOTL have it all planned out!!!

Our cigars would last at least a week, after that we smoke Arganese, Ratters is supply artillery and ammo, Greg's bringing the wine, Bob's got the CCs covered, and we are taking over Sierra Nevada Brewery!!!:tu

Hell, that already sound's like one of our Herfs!!!:r

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnrizaO-X00.....take care of business. Have a relaxing smoke after.

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It's all in theory mind you, but not long enough. If an apocalypse zombie attack would occur today, I'd be lighting and torching the zombies so they could track the smoke to the very crisp dead zombies!! Then I would smoke for about six months and then I'd have to track out some new smokes...ha, ha, ha, ha!!!
:wo

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Well the way I see it I will need to load up on cigars and ammo and band together with some gun wielding BOTL. I think on my stash alone I could go about 100 days smoking 2 to 3 a day.

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Not long enough!!! :tu

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i just looked over my stash and to quote lord of war "your stock piles are dangerously depleted, you better order more from the factory"

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Smoking what I smoke now, I have about 3 years worth of sticks. Smoking 2-3 per day, I'm looking at 7-8 months

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Assuming I stay home, zombies run out before the ammo does(very good chance of this :) ) I can last 5 years. Which reminds me. I need to stock up on butane!!!

Now if I can just convince the wife that a Barrett .50cal rifle is needed incase of zombie emergencies I Would be set.

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A few days. :r

I have a couple boxes in my humi, but I like going to the cigar shops and buying a hand full the best.

If I survive the trip to a shop, I'll just board my self up in there until I die. ;)

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Based on current stock.... maybe 6 months at 1 a day..... I'd have to ration myself. On the other hand, If I smoked Philly grapes and peach - would that drive them off?

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Rock one of these from an upstairs window and you'd be able to enjoy all 5 years of smokes!

Maybe you should show her the article linked earlier that explains why zombies are plausible...

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thats right about in line with me. 2-3 a day would only last me for 6 months. at the rate I do now... 5 years!

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:dr:dr:dr:dr:dr

YES PLEASE!!!!! I WANT!!!!