Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist?
 

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At the recent herf in N. Kentucky/Cincinnati area it came to many inmates attention that Dan may be a communist. Please take time to decide.

Dan does not like ranch or bleu cheese dressing. Most Americans would consider both to be some of the most universal condiments (particularly ranch) on the planet. Instead he prefers ketchup, not just for fries, but also on fish (doesn't like tartar sauce either), salads and pretty much everything else. :rolleyes:

Dan doesn't like one of the most quintessential American snack foods either. Chicken wings, NO. He says they are no good. Also not a fan of pickles, rare steaks or bacon.

He prefers Coke (red) over Pepsi (red, white and blue). :hm

Oh, and lest we forget he prefers his Blue Moon and Budweiser Golden Wheat with orange wedges over purely tasty brews without fruit.

Most of his favorite things are the popular color of communism: ketchup, Coca-Cola, Ohio State, Cincinnati Bearcats, Cincinnati Reds.... :confused:

Infact, Dan's favorite cigars come from none other than communist Cuba.

So I ask you, is Dan a communist?


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Re: Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist?
 

what kind of person doesn't like wings..rare steak..or bacon?...you wierdo! :r

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Get that fella some help.

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wings, bacon and rare steaks? now I'm hungry for dinner. I see all 3 in my future.

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Dan is my bro but yes he is a commie....Red told me Dan has a tattoo of a hammer and sickle on his butt...he even snapped this photo.

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You damn dirty commie, Dan!!!!!!!

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Not a fan of ranch/blue cheese dressing or chicken wings (too much work for that small sliver of meat)...LOL!! You go Dan!! :tu

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Commies!!!!

Goddamn COMMIES!!!!!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pS7sKjlzwF...mmies+gone.jpg

Re: Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist?
 

Thank you sir! I like to eat my food, not play with it :tu

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It appears we have another commie in our midst. :tg

Chicken wings with ranch or blue cheese (preferrably a delicatly balanced combination of the two) is an American staple. And yet, I feel like I could maybe forgive your distaste for them.

Against Rare Steaks, Bacon, and Pickles?!?!?! (not necessarily in that order) That doesn't just make you a commie in my book, it makes you inhuman!!

Oh well, more for me. :ss

Re: Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist?
 

Now how do you explain the southern accent? :r

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Communist Assimilation Training Camp... DUH!!! :D

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I knew there was something not fishy about Dan!
he was handing these out at Shack!

http://www.treehugger.com/communist-...join-party.jpg

Re: Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist?
 

:r that is funny chit!

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Dan, I thought you were a good guy.....:sad

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2 people said no... how did Dan get to vote twice? :r

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I always thought Dan was a cool guy, but your logic is impeccable.
Damn commie infiltrator! :su

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You mean his car didn't give him away? :D
http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/7789/communistcar.jpg

Re: Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist?
 

Oh no Crystal...I LOVE me some rare steak, bacon and pickles!! Just not ranch/blue cheese or chicken wings. :D

Re: Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist?
 

Then you may stay, my commie friend. However, I think Dan's issues run deeper than his political affiliations. :D

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He was wearing a hat similar to this on Saturday as well.

http://rlv.zcache.com/communist_symb...97uh2y_400.jpg

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No rare steak, bacon, or chicken wings?! He's worse than a communist, he's one of those tree-huggin' hippies! Probably has Ed Begley Jr. on speed dial. :r
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Re: Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist?
 

I was OK with most if it... but that answers the question!!!;)

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91kdw...eature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlrLo...1&feature=fvwp

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kudos for liking coke better then that nasty pepsi :tu

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IIRC, that first video is the song they play in last years call of duty when you are the commies and win.

I have no idea what the 2nd one is.

Re: Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist?
 

Yep. Pepsi is nasty.

Re: Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist?
 

Still think your a commie though

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:r Thanks Ferdinand :r

Re: Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist?
 

Yeah he's a commie who's football team is winning it all this year:D

Re: Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist?
 

Bengals will beat the Vikings in the Super Bowl this year. Book it! :banger

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Bet it? :hm Ofcourse you won't. :td

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I believe the quote at the herf was "I like this stuff better" whilst you were drinking Pepsi. WhoDeySchenk heard it too. Nice try though Dan. ;)

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I already did. 25/1 odds a month or so ago. :tu

Re: Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist?
 

Who did you give 25:1 odds? You don't make any tough bets. :rolleyes:

Oh and you are still a communist. :D

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I don't understand?

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You bet a Bengals/Vikings Super Bowl with someone and gave them 25:1 odds? That is really stepping out for you and your betting style.

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No. I didn't bet that it would be Bengals/Vikings. I bet that the Bengals would win the SB. I didn't specify which team they would play against. I got 25:1 odds.

Re: Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist?
 

Oh, a money bet online. I thought you were betting 5'ers. What was I thinking? You would never do that. ;s

How's work commie? :D

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I got your back Adam....

waitress, "refill sir?"
Dan, "yes, see this Coke is great, I will have another of these tasty beverages"

(meanwhile discussing the differences in Coke, Mexicoke, pepsi, dew, etc.)

waitress, "here's your PEPSI!"

Dan, "DOH!"

Adam & I knew all along it was Pepsi, Dan on the other hand, not so much!

:r :r :r

Re: Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist?
 

I thought you were my friend. :( :fu :r

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Damn..... I never thought about it, but you're right Adam!

After all, Daniel is a very common Eastern European name.

Re: Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist?
 

what about after reading this thread...you are still on the boarder line of thinking, Dan, who is a hell of a guy fyi is a communist or not? can you please put a maybe in the poll section?

Re: Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist?
 

Sorry about your luck Adam, but I am not communist, the poll would need to be 100% in favor of yes to consider me a communist :tu

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That sounds like commie logic to me. The Red Menace is among us! ;)

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I am with you...sneaky commie bastage! :r

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I think he's stocking up arms for a Coup d'état!!!


Plus who doesn't like rare steaks, bacon, and chicken wings?

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I was wondering how long it would take someone to pick up on that :r

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You know, I do own a Yugoslavian M70 (AK-47 look alike) :gn

:r