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Easy 09-30-2009 08:43 AM

My worst cigar..so far.
 
One of the absolute worst "premium" cigars I believe I have ever smoked was an Onyx Reserve Mini Belicoso. I know the cigars were stored properly, as I was the one to open the box to put them on display. I thought "what the hell" it's a maduro, and I love maduros.... Boy was I in for one hell of a shock, the wrapper was dark and didn't have too many veins. It did have some tooth to it. Pre light draw was ok, not outstanding, a pronounced sweetness maybe a little floral note too.
The cigar just didn't taste right from the beginning, the cigar tasted almost as if someone grabbed a handful of hay and rolled it into a maduro wrapper I could almost taste a hint of burning plastic also. the draw wasn't extremely easy but it was tough to get a decent amount of smoke. I fought with the first inch or so of the cigar, no leather taste, no cocoa, no coffee. just the taste of acrid smoke. needless to say the cigar ended up on my lawn and was mulched by my lawnmower a few days later. I can liken the taste of that cigar to what a car fire smells like... terrible.
I haven't since picked up an onyx cigar, but I might have to give it a go just to see if the first was a fluke.

coastietech 09-30-2009 08:47 AM

Re: My worst cigar..so far.
 
I haved smoked a few of those and never had any of those issues, I'm actually pretty fond of them... :ss

I would give it one more try you may just have gotten a bad one. :tu

WhoDeySchenk 09-30-2009 08:52 AM

Re: My worst cigar..so far.
 
I've only smoked 1 onyx and it was enough for me. Maduros are my favorite, but like you said, tasted like burning plastic or something of the sort, I made it 3/4 of the way through and gave up.

Kreth 09-30-2009 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by coastietech (Post 574785)
I haved smoked a few of those and never had any of those issues, I'm actually pretty fond of them... :ss

I would give it one more try you may just have gotten a bad one. :tu

:tpd: An Onyx Reserve was actually the first premium cigar I smoked. I've smoked a few more since then and enjoyed them all.
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rrplasencia 09-30-2009 09:56 AM

Re: My worst cigar..so far.
 
grasshopper you have much to learn, there are many worse cigars out there waiting for you. :tu

yitlin 09-30-2009 10:27 AM

Re: My worst cigar..so far.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Kreth (Post 574940)
:tpd: An Onyx Reserve was actually the first premium cigar I smoked. I've smoked a few more since then and enjoyed them all.
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:tpd: Give 'em another go, I think you got a bum stick.

ade06 09-30-2009 10:30 AM

Re: My worst cigar..so far.
 
I haven't had one in a few years, but I remember liking them. I do have one in my humi, so I'll have to burn it to see if it's any good.

DoctorBJ 09-30-2009 10:30 AM

Re: My worst cigar..so far.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by yitlin (Post 575011)
:tpd: Give 'em another go, I think you got a bum stick.

I think they have little blue pills to fix that. :r:r:r

dunng 09-30-2009 10:33 AM

Re: My worst cigar..so far.
 
I have not had one for a bit, but I remember I enjoyed them... Give it another try! :tu

PitDog 09-30-2009 10:43 AM

Re: My worst cigar..so far.
 
You are not alone with the burning plastic taste. I've tried two...both not finished. Not for me. Way too many other sticks out there. :pu

Cyanide 09-30-2009 10:48 AM

Re: My worst cigar..so far.
 
Your description matches my memory of this cigar (had one on Christmas Break 2008) quite well.

There are many more fish in the sea. The cigar sounds so bad, why bother wasting precious life-minutes on another one.

jerseystepup 09-30-2009 11:02 AM

Re: My worst cigar..so far.
 
You think that's bad? Try a flor del todo by reyes.

rrplasencia 09-30-2009 11:09 AM

Re: My worst cigar..so far.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by jerseystepup (Post 575083)
You think that's bad? Try a flor del todo by reyes.

try almost anything by reyes :r

rizzle 09-30-2009 11:29 AM

Re: My worst cigar..so far.
 
Yep, that one is in my "never again" book also.

sikk50 09-30-2009 11:47 AM

Re: My worst cigar..so far.
 
I remember they were my favorite when I first started smoking, but I haven't had one in probaly 2 years bc there's so many other things that catch my eye. Might have to revisit them

Pilon 09-30-2009 12:01 PM

Re: My worst cigar..so far.
 
I enjoy the Onyx Reserve

Riff Raff 09-30-2009 12:23 PM

Re: My worst cigar..so far.
 
I had one the other day and it was very good. In fact I was thinking about picking up a couple more of them.

OHMatt 09-30-2009 01:55 PM

Re: My worst cigar..so far.
 
I think the brand is suffering inconsistency. I liked them a lot and went through boxes of them in '03 and then had some in '05 that weren't worth taking out of the cello.

Even so - you will likely have far worse cigars... Cremosa and Guantanamera come to mind..

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easy (Post 574774)
One of the absolute worst "premium" cigars I believe I have ever smoked was an Onyx Reserve Mini Belicoso. I know the cigars were stored properly, as I was the one to open the box to put them on display. I thought "what the hell" it's a maduro, and I love maduros.... Boy was I in for one hell of a shock, the wrapper was dark and didn't have too many veins. It did have some tooth to it. Pre light draw was ok, not outstanding, a pronounced sweetness maybe a little floral note too.
The cigar just didn't taste right from the beginning, the cigar tasted almost as if someone grabbed a handful of hay and rolled it into a maduro wrapper I could almost taste a hint of burning plastic also. the draw wasn't extremely easy but it was tough to get a decent amount of smoke. I fought with the first inch or so of the cigar, no leather taste, no cocoa, no coffee. just the taste of acrid smoke. needless to say the cigar ended up on my lawn and was mulched by my lawnmower a few days later. I can liken the taste of that cigar to what a car fire smells like... terrible.
I haven't since picked up an onyx cigar, but I might have to give it a go just to see if the first was a fluke.


csbrewfisher 09-30-2009 02:04 PM

Re: My worst cigar..so far.
 
I have a friend who thinks that these are the greatest cigars in the world, and to him they are. I love that there are so many different tastes and the cigars made to satisfy them. I personally don't hate them, but I wouldn't buy then either.

I don't intend to threadjack, but it would be interesting to also add what each poster thought the worst highly-touted cigar was for them.

For me it was the Vegas Cubanas by Pepin. I probably just got a bad stick, but I gagged several times, it smelled horrible, and it unraveled before halfway through.

Easy 09-30-2009 04:02 PM

Re: My worst cigar..so far.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by csbrewfisher (Post 575443)
I don't intend to threadjack, but it would be interesting to also add what each poster thought the worst highly-touted cigar was for them.

I say hijack away,:tu Im always interested to know what people think of different cigars, the good, bad,ugly...

The Poet 09-30-2009 04:34 PM

Re: My worst cigar..so far.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by rrplasencia (Post 574947)
grasshopper you have much to learn, there are many worse cigars out there waiting for you. :tu


:tpd: And as for your bad experience with one Onyx, I'd only quote the wisest words I've ever heard on this topic

The worst cigar you ever smoked may be sitting in the same box right beside the best cigar you ever smoked.

I'm not saying you are wrong about Onyx - I'm just saying don't condemn a whole line due to one bad experience. And if you want some REALLY bad cigars, PM me your snaily. :r

Mr Edmundo 09-30-2009 05:08 PM

Re: My worst cigar..so far.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by OHMatt (Post 575425)
I think the brand is suffering inconsistency. I liked them a lot and went through boxes of them in '03 and then had some in '05 that weren't worth taking out of the cello.

Even so - you will likely have far worse cigars... Cremosa and Guantanamera come to mind..


:tpd:
I bought a box of them over a year ago. Most have been fine, but the odd one was harsh and some had burn issues. However, after 7 or 8 months on them, they improved immensly. I'm really enjoying how they are smoking now with over a year's age on them.
Based on your descriptions, I would assume you just got a bad stick. I never tasted anything remotely resembling plastic.:2

Doctorossi 09-30-2009 05:11 PM

Re: My worst cigar..so far.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by WhoDeySchenk (Post 574794)
I've only smoked 1 onyx and it was enough for me.

:tpd: Of course, that was about 18 years ago, so who knows?

Kreth 09-30-2009 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Edmundo (Post 575794)
I never tasted anything remotely resembling plastic.:2

:tpd: To the OP: just so we're clear, you know the cello comes off before you light up, right?
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Starscream 09-30-2009 05:25 PM

Re: My worst cigar..so far.
 
First one I smoked sucked. All of the ones I've smoked since have been great!
For the price, these are good, imho.

DMK 09-30-2009 05:27 PM

Re: My worst cigar..so far.
 
I had a Gurkha Master’s Select Perfecto #3 (4.0" x 54) last Sat. and it damn near made me :pu
Hey Nick, I have more just for you....:r

Adriftpanda 09-30-2009 05:31 PM

Re: My worst cigar..so far.
 
I had a Oliva Connecticut something... yeah it was pretty tasteless.

Col. Kurtz 09-30-2009 05:50 PM

Re: My worst cigar..so far.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Easy (Post 574774)
One of the absolute worst "premium" cigars I believe I have ever smoked was an Onyx Reserve Mini Belicoso. I know the cigars were stored properly, as I was the one to open the box to put them on display. I thought "what the hell" it's a maduro, and I love maduros.... Boy was I in for one hell of a shock, the wrapper was dark and didn't have too many veins. It did have some tooth to it. Pre light draw was ok, not outstanding, a pronounced sweetness maybe a little floral note too.
The cigar just didn't taste right from the beginning, the cigar tasted almost as if someone grabbed a handful of hay and rolled it into a maduro wrapper I could almost taste a hint of burning plastic also. the draw wasn't extremely easy but it was tough to get a decent amount of smoke. I fought with the first inch or so of the cigar, no leather taste, no cocoa, no coffee. just the taste of acrid smoke. needless to say the cigar ended up on my lawn and was mulched by my lawnmower a few days later. I can liken the taste of that cigar to what a car fire smells like... terrible.
I haven't since picked up an onyx cigar, but I might have to give it a go just to see if the first was a fluke.

My friend, you need a Petrus Reposado.

That will make your onyx look like a Parti Lusitania.
:r:r

poriggity 09-30-2009 06:57 PM

Re: My worst cigar..so far.
 
If he thinks thats bad, someone needs to send him a Cremosa!
Scott

kaisersozei 10-01-2009 07:20 AM

Re: My worst cigar..so far.
 
Or a Gorilla Finger :pu

Easy 10-01-2009 07:36 AM

Re: My worst cigar..so far.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Kreth (Post 575797)
:tpd: To the OP: just so we're clear, you know the cello comes off before you light up, right?
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:O Oh damn, I wasn't supposed to light it?

bschoolz 10-03-2009 03:23 AM

Re: My worst cigar..so far. bahia
 
bahia seconds dog turd the only cigar i ever sent back. unsmokable

VirtualSmitty 10-03-2009 11:14 AM

Re: My worst cigar..so far.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Easy (Post 576979)
:O Oh damn, I wasn't supposed to light it?

When it comes down to the old cello on/off argument, 100% of us agree that cigars taste and smoke better when removed from their cello.

markem 10-03-2009 11:19 AM

Re: My worst cigar..so far.
 
Any Hawaiian Macadamia Nut cigar in a tube. Trust me, don't go there even if the person who is loaning you his house insists on sharing one of these gems. We both nearly puked after 2 puffs.


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