Smell of smoking
 

ok.. now im not allowed to smoke in my house.. (im whipped i know).. Now the womans in VA until tuesday... Being the total child that i am.. i really wanna watch the new simpsons and family guy tonight while enjoying a stick... Think its doable without getting caught? How bad do you think one cigar will stink up everything in my house? She does burn incense so i can use that as a buffer.

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Go for it!!! :tu

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You'll probably get busted but I would for sure do it!!!

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Go for it... get a fan and open the window! :ss

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Time to Man-Up!:gl

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fabreze

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If she's not a smoker, yer busted soon as she walks in.

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HAha how did i know everyone would tell me to do it... i of course know what all you brothers think i should do... ill most likely get caught huh? haha

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You gotta do it! :tu

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Go for it, just air the place out afterwards.

If you think you are going to get caught, wait untill a few hours before she gets back and put something on the stove / in the oven and burn the crap out of it. Just incenerate the damn thing. Something like an entire bulb of chopped garlic (not a clove, an entire bulb) fryed in oil unitl it all burns, then, burn the oil too. Maybe even toss in a few dried jalopone chilies. Tell her you were trying to make chinese food, but you messed up. Or burn a pot full of cheap spaghetti sauce from the $1 store, maybe a few slices of toast too.

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:r:r:r:r:

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sounds like you've done this before?

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Moi? http://planetsmilies.net/angel-smiley-5108.gif

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hahaha... wow im at a loss for words now.. haha

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Better start smokin'... ;)

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Im going to order chinese for dinner in a bit... on the way home pick up a 6 pack of sierra nevada torpedo... then figure out something small to smoke after dinner... maybe a verocu #9, or a DPG 1979 pc... hmmm now.. next order of business.. what should i order from the china man? Im thinking general tso's extra spicy

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I second the General Tso's ! :tu :tu

As for the smoking I say this: smoke the cigar and air the house out, then when she walks in the door say "Hey baby, I missed you. Oh, and I smoked in the house while you were gone. See, it doesn't smell as bad as we feared it would since I aired the place out for an hour. I think I'll smoke outside like normal except on game days. During the game I'll be smoking in my recliner." Then give her a kiss, a smack on the backside, and say "Oh, while you're in the kitchen will you grab me a beer please? Thanks."



:D

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:tpd:
Use this while you are smoking, immediately after, and a couple of times before she gets back home.

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so you wife will let you poop in the house but now smoke...man...what has this world come too :)

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Klipsch (Walt) uses an ozone machine in his apartment that cleans the air. He used it while smoking and lets in run for a while after finished. Leaves a smell of iron after but eliminates most of the odor. Not sure how much one costs.

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I want to smoke in my place as well, Fiancee and future in-laws are coming down this Thursday though.

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Well... Im doing it.. so you better.. dont leave me all alone on this one!

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Fry some bacon before she comes home :tu

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you better post after action reports. :D

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If you air out the place and maybe spray some febreeze or use the incense it should be fine by Tuesday. Or if you have a air purifier or something that would help alot too. Maybe try to open a window and point a fan in the direction of that window during the cigar and it will flush some of the smoke out right away so it doesn't linger.




And I vote General Tso's as well

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Or after pictures of the bruises... i already used our credit card yesterday to relieve my local B&M of their last few opus (i was told NO cigar purchases while she was gone) might as well go all out..

how stupid is it that im really excited right now.. haha

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I hope you enjoy that cigar. If your going to do it, smoke something good, and make sure it is big.

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:r

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Just do it and make one of these. Get a toilet paper roll and put dryer sheets over one end and hold them with a rubberband. Then when you exhale blow it thru the open end and it will come out the end with the dryer sheets to hide the smell. It does work, but yes I'm kidding haha.

Have fun man. Febreze and fans

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Or cook some collards. That smell will overpower any other smell in the house.

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Do I really want to know what you were actually smoking to come up with something like that?

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Wow. I wish I had this thread on Friday. I caught some grief because of the smell of smoke in the house after my office day . . . and I had been smoking OUTSIDE. I think my wife is part bloodhound.

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This is great.. i went with an El rey de los habanos robusto... so good but ummm it effin smellllllsss and is smokeeeeey in here fck it right?

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Right Brother - :<

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No I was just saying. :tf And its an old easy method. I've read about it all over the net and heard it from friends.

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Haha good on you Randy. Your going to get busted though. My girlfriend hates me smoking and can pick up the scent a mile away.

Women you can't live with them, you can't live without them...

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Just say what my son always says, "it wasn't me"

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Just open the windows and have a fan blow out 1, then fabreze:banger

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Or the devil made me do it

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Tell her you smoked outside and left the door or the windows open and the smoke musta blowin in.

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Oh man you are so busted! The house is going to wreek.....

When she walks in the house on Tuesday... :su "W-T-F is that smell?"

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Every time I've done it, I got caught. I really think it was worth it.


MCS

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Haha, a true cigar smoker. I love it!

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Hmm.. well the house wreakksss... and im wasted..

so worth it.... im actually staring at my humi from accross the room... hmmmmm

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Don't worry, you wont get busted. I light a candle and chain smoke several cigars in the living room both Fri. and Saturday nights after the lady goes to bed. She has never said anything about the smell the next morning.

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i can assure you she knows lol

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lol they ALL know, man. It's a conspiracy!

:ss

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You're in so much trouble when your wife gets home. ;) :r

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Nice knowing you!!!:r

What's that??? Your a$$ is grass???:D

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hahaha.... coming from one of the botl's that convinced me to do it!!! ill remember this! :tu