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DPD6030 08-23-2009 10:59 AM

Crack Heads piss me off!
 
So this weekend my father, mother and I have been doing some repairs and painting on my house. I keep my lawn mowers, weed eater, and usual stuff in my garage. Fast forward to today about 30-45 minutes ago.

My dad and I are out front painting the house. I see a guy carrying a weed eater. I said, "Holy ****, that looks like mine". I run and check, sure enough the SOB went into my garage and took my weed eater. :mad:

I chased him down bare feet got up behind him and scared the **** out of him. I told him, "WTF you doing with my weed eater". I told him he will go back to my lawn, he will put the weed eater down and HE WILL GO TO JAIL.

Called the City police. The perp kept lying to the cop telling him that the weed eater was on the sidewalk and that he did not go into my garage. Then the cop tells him, now why would an off-duty City of Dowagiac cop lie about this? The guys did one of these ----> :jd

He then said he went into my garage which is attached to my house and took the weed eater for his "dad". He was shaking and wanting a cigarette. I suspect that he was on drugs as he was not making a whole lot of sense.

Cop searches him and finds two credit cards (not his!) and says whose are these? He said, "My step-mom and she knows I have them". Cop says, "She doesn't know does she? She didn't give you permission to use these did she?". Perp then says, "No, she didn't give them to me". Ha!

What a crack head retard. Lesson of the day for me, "Always shut your garage door even if you are home".

Lesson of the day for him, "Next time when you steal something don't walk in front of the person's house you stole from and don't steal from a cop"

:D

cort 08-23-2009 11:03 AM

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:rCrack Kills.

At least everything worked out in the end. You should have shot him in the knee cap Andrew. That would have been a cooler story.:D

icehog3 08-23-2009 11:13 AM

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Job security, Andrew. ;)

Darrell 08-23-2009 11:14 AM

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Crack heads piss everyone off. :r

G G 08-23-2009 11:16 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Darrell (Post 519847)
Crack heads piss everyone off. :r

:tpd:

MajorCaptSilly 08-23-2009 11:29 AM

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I prefer not to be in the company of a crack head.

MCS

icehog3 08-23-2009 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly (Post 519860)
I prefer not to be in the company of a crack head.

MCS

I hope this won't affect your friendship with Mr. Potato Head, Scott.

captain53 08-23-2009 11:31 AM

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Good Work!

CBI_2 08-23-2009 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 519845)
Job security, Andrew. ;)

:r:r:r

Also as the saying goes: "It's better to be pissed off than pissed on." :ss

MajorCaptSilly 08-23-2009 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 519861)
I hope this won't affect your friendship with Mr. Potato Head, Scott.


We are still very close.

MCS

dunng 08-23-2009 04:31 PM

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Dumbasses are everywhere... :c

massphatness 08-23-2009 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by dunng (Post 520095)
Dumbasses are everywhere... :c

What did you just call me?

dunng 08-23-2009 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by massphatness (Post 520099)
What did you just call me?

I have better names for you... :su

GreekGodX 08-23-2009 04:50 PM

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I love it :r! If anyone were to ever steal from me I always hope I catch them mid act or as they are leaving. What an idiot!

kelmac07 08-23-2009 04:50 PM

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Glad to hear you're quick on your feet...bare feet at that. Way to go White Lightning!!! :tu

hotreds 08-23-2009 05:03 PM

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Skywalker 08-23-2009 05:19 PM

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Wow!!!

Glad it all worked out Andrew!!!

Starscream 08-23-2009 05:22 PM

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Glad everything turned out ok, Andrew.

kaelaria 08-23-2009 05:26 PM

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Dude.....DUDE! WTF! LOL

kydsid 08-23-2009 05:35 PM

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Good for ya bro.

But please tell me you didn't go running after this guy unarmed.

Smokin Gator 08-23-2009 05:39 PM

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Glad you are safe brother... but you should have busted his *ss!!!

BlackDog 08-23-2009 05:48 PM

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Glad it all worked out. Might be the best thing for him too, put him in jail for a while and let him get clean again.

captain53 08-23-2009 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by BlackDog (Post 520180)
Glad it all worked out. Might be the best thing for him too, put him in jail for a while and let him get clean again.

Bet the no good xxxx xxxx is already out shopping the garages again.:c

alley00p 08-23-2009 06:29 PM

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Nice work, Andrew!!! :tu

We're friends, but I wouldn't want you chasin' me! even barefoot! :D

Of course, I wouldn't get too far, anyways! :r

Damn cane keeps getting caught in the sidewalk cracks!! :D




:dance:

elderboy02 08-23-2009 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by kydsid (Post 520161)
Good for ya bro.

But please tell me you didn't go running after this guy unarmed.

:tpd: Crack heads are very volatile people and you never know.

chippewastud79 08-23-2009 07:40 PM

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Ha! Watch out for crack heads. Its a good thing you aren't very intimidating :D

RevSmoke 08-23-2009 07:42 PM

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Yowza! So glad I don't live in a bigger city anymore.

HK3- 08-24-2009 10:10 AM

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I say welcome to Michigan! :r:r

Darrell 08-24-2009 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by kydsid (Post 520161)
But please tell me you didn't go running after this guy unarmed.

My Uncle just retired as a Police Lt.

A long time ago he had to wrestle a naked gay guy on PCP out of a phone booth in front of the gay bar he had just gotten kicked out of, lol.

HK3- 08-24-2009 10:14 AM

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[quote=Darrell;520896]My Uncle just retired as a Police Lt.

A long time ago he had to wrestle a naked gay guy on PCP out of a phone booth in front of the gay bar he had just gotten kicked out of, lol.[/QUOTE

:r:r:r

Steve 08-24-2009 10:22 AM

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Dang...I guess ya didn't have your Tazer :D

Glad you got the lowlife!

Steve 08-24-2009 10:23 AM

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Wow...just ...wow.


[quote=HK3-;520899]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Darrell (Post 520896)
My Uncle just retired as a Police Lt.

A long time ago he had to wrestle a naked gay guy on PCP out of a phone booth in front of the gay bar he had just gotten kicked out of, lol.[/QUOTE

:r:r:r


King James 08-24-2009 11:06 AM

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crack heads in milwaukee are funny. Saw one trip on the sidewalk and start yelling at it

kydsid 08-24-2009 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Darrell (Post 520896)
My Uncle just retired as a Police Lt.

A long time ago he had to wrestle a naked gay guy on PCP out of a phone booth in front of the gay bar he had just gotten kicked out of, lol.

What did your uncle do to get kicked out of the bar? :r

Darrell 08-24-2009 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by kydsid (Post 520961)
What did your uncle do to get kicked out of the bar? :r

Push your Dad off him. ;)

DPD6030 08-24-2009 11:40 AM

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Didn't have time to grab my gun as I didn't want him to get away. I did have my knife in my pocket if he got antsy in the pantys. I could not believe he stopped. Must of been my "police" loud pissed off voice that scared him.

I bet he'll be in jail/prison for a while. He had a prior record and "knows" the system as he was asking if he can get out. I know they charged him with a felony which I think is 10-20 years maximum. I am going to get a copy of the report so I can read it.


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