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OLS 06-19-2009 08:30 AM

I'd like to apologize for my mistake
 
I have been bashing ACID cigars for a month now, as the troops (young ones) seem to like them and I don't get it. Well I was reading a Gorilla Finger post and in trying to find out what the F was going on, I searched and discovered that this was a Lars Tetens product. And DING, a light went off above my head, and I remembered finally, apparently having blocked it to save my sanity, that there was once this "cigar maker" named lars who made all these nasty cigars. But knowing the apples didn't fall far, I somehow associated ACIDs with Lars and lumped them all together and REVILE the ACIDS. But it is LARS crap I really hated. Never had either, and to be honest, they both smell like a pretty scary ride, but the same they ain't.
My apologies.

icehog3 06-19-2009 08:43 AM

Re: I'd like to apologize for my mistake
 
I forgive you.

SmokinApe 06-19-2009 08:44 AM

Re: I'd like to apologize for my mistake
 
Who is Madeline Kahn ?

icehog3 06-19-2009 08:48 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokinApe (Post 431005)
Who is Madeline Kahn ?

http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/a...ehog3/kahn.jpg

RHNewfie 06-19-2009 08:49 AM

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Wasn't her father full of wrath?

icehog3 06-19-2009 08:51 AM

Re: I'd like to apologize for my mistake
 
Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

kelmac07 06-19-2009 08:52 AM

Re: I'd like to apologize for my mistake
 
LOL!!! Either once...Lars Teten or Acid = YUCK!!!

icehog3 06-19-2009 08:54 AM

Re: I'd like to apologize for my mistake
 
I'd like to apologize for that picture of Madeline Kahn, and to any discomfort it might have brought to Ricardo Montalban.

rizzle 06-19-2009 09:07 AM

Re: I'd like to apologize for my mistake
 
It's like a kinder, gentler, OLS is amongst us.

:D

troutbreath 06-19-2009 09:40 AM

Re: I'd like to apologize for my mistake
 
Love Madeline Kahn. Of the 3 things mentioned on this thread -- Acid cigars, Gorilla Fingers, and Madeline Kahn -- she is definitely my favorite. Not sure what I would do if she had real gorilla fingers and was smoking an Acid, though.

NCRadioMan 06-19-2009 09:46 AM

Re: I'd like to apologize for my mistake
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by rizzle (Post 431063)
It's like a kinder, gentler, OLS is amongst us.

:D

Don't blink! :D

Don't worry, Bradley. They are both much alike. :pu

OLS 06-19-2009 09:50 AM

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2 Attachment(s)
Madeline Kahn as Lily von Schtupp in Blazing Saddles. She tells the Shewwif to 'sit down, west your buwwets'. Here she is offering Cleavon Little a Schnittzen Grubben. To which he replies "Whoa baby...Fifteen is my limit on Schnittzen-Grubben."

St. Lou Stu 06-19-2009 09:53 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by OLS (Post 431102)
Madeline Kahn as Lily von Schtupp in Blazing Saddles. She tells the Shewwif to 'sit down, west your buwwets'. Here she is offering Cleavon Little a Schnittzen Grubben. To which he replies "Whoa baby...Fifteen is my limit on Schnittzen-Grubben."

Is there a head on that Schnittzen Grubben?

s0leful0ne 06-19-2009 10:03 AM

Re: I'd like to apologize for my mistake
 
wasn't Lars Tetens Johnathan Drew's mentor?

Noodles 06-19-2009 10:18 AM

Re: I'd like to apologize for my mistake
 
Are you apologizing for bashing the wrong product or for a product you have no experience with?

Ashcan Bill 06-19-2009 10:52 AM

Re: I'd like to apologize for my mistake
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by OLS (Post 430978)
I have been bashing ACID cigars for a month now, as the troops (young ones) seem to like them and I don't get it. Well I was reading a Gorilla Finger post and in trying to find out what the F was going on, I searched and discovered that this was a Lars Tetens product. And DING, a light went off above my head, and I remembered finally, apparently having blocked it to save my sanity, that there was once this "cigar maker" named lars who made all these nasty cigars. But knowing the apples didn't fall far, I somehow associated ACIDs with Lars and lumped them all together and REVILE the ACIDS. But it is LARS crap I really hated. Never had either, and to be honest, they both smell like a pretty scary ride, but the same they ain't.
My apologies.

So, in summary, Gorilla Fingers still suck, but Acid not so much?

Timothy Leary is proud!


:ss

Mugen910 06-19-2009 11:05 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by s0leful0ne (Post 431111)
wasn't Lars Tetens Johnathan Drew's mentor?

:confused::r

kaisersozei 06-19-2009 11:09 AM

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Timothy Leary is dead.

TanithT 06-19-2009 11:22 AM

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As a punishment, you actually have to smoke an Acid and let us know how you liked it. :D

Starscream 06-19-2009 11:34 AM

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1 Attachment(s)
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 431025)
khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

Attachment 2974

Don Fernando 06-19-2009 12:05 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by s0leful0ne (Post 431111)
wasn't Lars Tetens Johnathan Drew's mentor?

Yes

icehog3 06-19-2009 01:22 PM

Re: I'd like to apologize for my mistake
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by OLS (Post 431102)
Madeline Kahn as Lily von Schtupp in Blazing Saddles. She tells the Shewwif to 'sit down, west your buwwets'. Here she is offering Cleavon Little a Schnittzen Grubben. To which he replies "Whoa baby...Fifteen is my limit on Schnittzen-Grubben."

"Baby.....I am NOT from Havana!" :D

Quote:

Originally Posted by andysutherland (Post 431207)

:r :tu

icehog3 06-19-2009 01:23 PM

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I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact and was in no way fair comment and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.

s15driftking 06-19-2009 01:26 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 431003)
I lub you.


fixed :fu

icehog3 06-19-2009 01:35 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by s15driftking (Post 431364)
fixed :fu

:confused:

alley00p 06-19-2009 01:43 PM

Re: I'd like to apologize for my mistake
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TanithT (Post 431191)
As a punishment, you actually have to smoke an Acid and let us know how you liked it. :D

:tpd:

Get yourself a nice Acid Blondie.... All the kids love 'em!!!! :ss

:r




:dance:

taltos 06-19-2009 09:02 PM

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What is reality?:D

pnoon 06-19-2009 09:05 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by taltos (Post 432080)
What is reality?:D

Isn't is past your bedtime?




"But I don't LIKE Spam!"

MajorCaptSilly 06-19-2009 09:11 PM

Re: I'd like to apologize for my mistake
 
Remember that TV show about infused cigars? It was in the 70's. I think it was called Chico and the Man.

P.S. I just got aa gig playing lead guitar in a Jim Croce tribute band.

MCS

shemp 06-20-2009 01:07 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by kaisersozei (Post 431182)
Timothy Leary is dead.

so is Ricardo Montalban...and Clevon Little...but not madeline kahn

Ahbroody 06-20-2009 02:30 AM

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This thread makes my head hurt

MajorCaptSilly 06-20-2009 06:26 AM

Re: I'd like to apologize for my mistake
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by shemp (Post 432290)
so is Ricardo Montalban...and Clevon Little...but not madeline kahn


Shemp!

I haven't seen a post from you in ages! How you been? Ms Kahn passed away a few years ago.

MCS

Jimbo14 06-20-2009 08:30 AM

Re: I'd like to apologize for my mistake
 
I want to try one of these gorilla fingers and see if they are really that bad.... Shame they dont sell them here

Ashcan Bill 06-20-2009 08:37 AM

Re: I'd like to apologize for my mistake
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbo14 (Post 432414)
I want to try one of these gorilla fingers and see if they are really that bad.... Shame they dont sell them here

I think they're banned in this country as a toxic substance.

M1903A1 06-20-2009 08:51 AM

Re: I'd like to apologize for my mistake
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by shemp (Post 432290)
so is Ricardo Montalban...and Clevon Little...but not madeline kahn

Alas, sadly, she is. Died of breast cancer within the last ten or so years.

glassjapan 06-20-2009 08:58 AM

Re: I'd like to apologize for my mistake
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 431359)
I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact and was in no way fair comment and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.



"We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been
sacked."

"Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti..."

kelmac07 06-20-2009 09:15 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Ashcan Bill (Post 432417)
I think they're banned in this country as a toxic substance.

If they're not...they should be!!

Waynegro1 06-20-2009 09:20 AM

Re: I'd like to apologize for my mistake
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by M1903A1 (Post 432429)
Alas, sadly, she is. Died of breast cancer within the last ten or so years.

I think it was Ovarian cancer. It was a sad day. They don't make them like her anymore.

galaga 06-20-2009 10:12 AM

Re: I'd like to apologize for my mistake
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by OLS (Post 430978)
I have been bashing ACID cigars for a month now, as the troops (young ones) seem to like them and I don't get it. Well I was reading a Gorilla Finger post and in trying to find out what the F was going on, I searched and discovered that this was a Lars Tetens product. And DING, a light went off above my head, and I remembered finally, apparently having blocked it to save my sanity, that there was once this "cigar maker" named lars who made all these nasty cigars. But knowing the apples didn't fall far, I somehow associated ACIDs with Lars and lumped them all together and REVILE the ACIDS. But it is LARS crap I really hated. Never had either, and to be honest, they both smell like a pretty scary ride, but the same they ain't.
My apologies.

You might want to apologize for apologizing, if you are apologizing for bashing Acid cigars' tastes and not apologizing for making rash assumptions without the proper experience with the product. We don't want to get anyone's taste buds killed. I once heard smoking an Acid (correctly) described as "..sucking on the unwashed contents of a cheap French stripper's undergarment drawer.." And I say correctly, because I have even tasted one in an otherwise misspent evening during a puff pass. It was a waste of good bourbon removing that perfume from my mouth. And no offense to anyone who likes them, other than to say that all of us have things in our past that we no longer do that we ascribe to the exuberance of youth.





and, no, we were not doing a comparative pass......

shemp 07-22-2009 11:25 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly (Post 432348)
Shemp!

I haven't seen a post from you in ages! How you been? Ms Kahn passed away a few years ago.

MCS

been out of the game for a while but am back on both feet now, thanks for asking!

SmokeyNL 07-22-2009 11:56 PM

Re: I'd like to apologize for my mistake
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbo14 (Post 432414)
I want to try one of these gorilla fingers and see if they are really that bad.... Shame they dont sell them here

I managed to give all gorillafingers away, but if I had some left they would definately be yours Jimbo.
I think James (AsetOne) has some left, I sent him 4 or 5 last year, there is no way he would smoke them all (I doubt he even tried one)
He is in australia, you could try and contact him and ask if he can spare one.


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