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rrplasencia

06-04-2009 10:34 PM

Cigar Droppings!

So i'm getting down at the b&m with a monte#2 in my mouth. i stop to put my phone in my pocket. i feel a drop of something fall from above, thinking it was about to rain again i look up, nothing. i look back down and a bird $hat on my cigar, seriously what the crap! :c this green/yellow loogie looking thing on the end of my smoke. that pretty much set the tone for the entire day.

MedicCook

06-04-2009 10:36 PM

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That is pretty nasty. I would wather have it hit the cigar than land on my head though.

shilala

06-04-2009 11:11 PM

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What'd ya do? If the cigar was any good, I'd have wiped it off and manned it out.
I'm used to bird poop though, I used to keep a few hundred birds. :)

DPD6030

06-04-2009 11:15 PM

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Holy chit, no pun intended :r That sucks especially on a Monte # 2.

s15driftking

06-04-2009 11:19 PM

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no gurkha jokes please....

:r:r:r:r

Trace63

06-04-2009 11:19 PM

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roflcopter

rrplasencia

06-04-2009 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by shilala (Post 410584)

What'd ya do? If the cigar was any good, I'd have wiped it off and manned it out.
I'm used to bird poop though, I used to keep a few hundred birds. :)

yeah i wiped it off, but i can't help keep thinking i smoked &h!t (literally) and it was an awesome up to that point. :( i'm used to birds too, they're delicious.

DPD6030

06-04-2009 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by rrplasencia (Post 410603)

yeah i wiped it off, but i can't help keep thinking i smoked &h!t (literally) and it was an awesome up to that point. :( i'm used to birds too, they're delicious.

You need a replacement Richard?

pnoon

06-04-2009 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by s15driftking (Post 410594)

no gurkha jokes please....

:r:r:r

Game on. ;)

:D

DPD6030

06-04-2009 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by pnoon (Post 410605)

Game on. ;)

:D

:hm maybe that's why they say you can taste dirt and earthyness in a Gurkha

pnoon

06-04-2009 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by DPD6030 (Post 410606)

:hm maybe that's why they say you can taste dirt and earthyness in a Gurkha

Dirt, huh? I had a different 4 letter word in mind. :r

s15driftking

06-04-2009 11:44 PM

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pert?

DPD6030

06-04-2009 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by pnoon (Post 410608)

Dirt, huh? I had a different 4 letter word in mind. :r

I didn't think it was appropriate to post on the forum but I agree :r

DPD6030

06-04-2009 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by s15driftking (Post 410610)

pert?

You washing your hair Bobby?

s15driftking

06-04-2009 11:47 PM

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he said 4 letter word!!!

what are all of you hooli's doing up so late?

DPD6030

06-04-2009 11:47 PM

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@ work

theonlybear4CORT

06-05-2009 12:36 AM

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Are you sure it wasn't ploom?

Yes I have nothing better to do since I cant go to sleep.

Bax	06-05-2009 02:11 AM

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[quote=sonic_mike;410628]Are you sure it wasn't ploom?
QUOTE]
Yes, it's the fabled bird butt ploom. Very rare, should be savored. :D

stearns

06-05-2009 03:47 AM

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Originally Posted by rrplasencia (Post 410603)

i'm used to birds too, they're delicious.

couldnt have put it better myself. sorry for your loss

stearns

taltos

06-05-2009 03:58 AM

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Originally Posted by DPD6030 (Post 410606)

:hm maybe that's why they say you can taste dirt and earthyness in a Gurkha

Any barnyard or should I say chicken coop?:D

troutbreath

06-05-2009 04:03 AM

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Bird, huh. CC, NC or KFC?

dccraft

06-05-2009 05:58 AM

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The bird needs a new bomb site if it hit the Monte and not your head :r

kelmac07

06-05-2009 06:03 AM

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Not a good way to start off the day!!

dunng

06-05-2009 06:32 AM

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Wow, great start to the day! :c

rrplasencia

06-05-2009 06:48 AM

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yes it was the Gurkha experience, the stick was actually an MAW from Vin filled by Moe, no sign of the bird but I'm coin back with my bb gun to get that s.o.b.!

bigloo

06-05-2009 08:40 AM

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could not have happened to a more deserving BOTL.

:)

Mugen910

06-05-2009 08:51 AM

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so what did it taste like? Gurhka?

gnukfu

06-05-2009 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by rrplasencia (Post 410566)

So i'm getting down at the b&m

Getting down? What is this KC and the Sunshine Band? :dance:

taltos

06-05-2009 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by gnukfu (Post 410932)

Getting down? What is this KC and the Sunshine Band? :dance:

Give him a break George, that is modern culture where he lives.:D

icehog3

06-05-2009 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by MedicCook (Post 410569)

That is pretty nasty. I would wather have it hit the cigar than land on my head though.

True dat....just ask RenoB. ;) :r

Ranger_B

06-05-2009 01:30 PM

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So it was good up to the poop. How about after the poop?

marge796

06-05-2009 01:35 PM

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Sh*tty thing to have happen bro, sorry. :D

Chris.....

nozero

06-05-2009 01:36 PM

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I laughed so hard my eyes teared up a bit. I can relate, when I was a kid, I got hit with "it" while riding my bike. Once on the forehead, the other time on my arm. The bird must have been eating berries, due to the purple coloration...

groogs

06-05-2009 01:45 PM

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If there is a good reason to pitch a cigar, a bird crapping on it is number one, and it's a Gurkha is number two.:D

kaisersozei

06-05-2009 02:01 PM

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I'm still trying to figure out wtf a bird is doing in his B&M. :hm

karmaz00

06-05-2009 02:07 PM

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oh man thats nasty

shilala

06-05-2009 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by rrplasencia (Post 410603)

yeah i wiped it off, but i can't help keep thinking i smoked &h!t (literally) and it was an awesome up to that point. :( i'm used to birds too, they're delicious.

Way to suck it up, champ.
And I don't wanna bust up the meeting, but I'll damn sure guarantee that isn't the worst thing you've ever smoked that was in a cigar. :tu

Mugen910

06-05-2009 02:14 PM

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this is soo funny.

still

shortstory5

06-05-2009 02:47 PM

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sorry to hear that. i would not have been able to smoke it afterwards.

GreekGodX

06-05-2009 02:49 PM

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:pu That is disgusting. Not a chance I would have smoked it.

Homebrewer

06-05-2009 03:51 PM

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That's a new one!

icehog3

06-05-2009 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by shilala (Post 411235)

but I'll damn sure guarantee that isn't the worst thing you've ever smoked that was in a cigar. :tu

;)

rrplasencia

06-05-2009 05:10 PM

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i definitely didn't enjoy it as much after the poo, and i've only smoked a couple of gurkhas so i have smoked much worse then that. i'm just glad i stopped or it would have landed higher up the stick or my face. if i find that bird i'm gonna poo on him.

icehog3

06-05-2009 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by rrplasencia (Post 411455)

if i find that bird i'm gonna poo on him.

Kill two birds with one poo? :r

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