No man, Scott's not here......duh
 

So I'm at work today - Blue SMoke Cigar Bar. A guy comes in and asks for Scott. For some stupid reason I think he's looking for the other Scott who works there and somehow magically I convince this guy that he's not looking for me.

We talk casually. He has an adult beverage and on Oliva MasterBlend 3. We talk with a couple other customers. I tell the story of how the MB# I smoked 2 weeks ago kicked my A$$ and how I loved it. Blah. Blah. Blah.

All of a sudden this guy says, "I hear a few people from CigarAsylum hang out here." I'm :jd I mean how does the guy know about CigarAsylum? :confused:

After he tells me his name is Jay, (aka jaycarla), I magically wake up and say HEY it's me TripleF.

Sheesh, what a knucklehead.....uhhhh no man, Scott's not here. DUH.
(I was actually expecting him tomorrow and may not have acted sooooooo wack if he'd a come when I thought he was going to).

Anyhow we smoked and chatted and what a pleasure it was to meet Jay.



One of the customers snapped a pic and e-mailed it to me.

Jay's on the left:
http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/c...90522-1435.jpg

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Yeah, you know yer gettin' old when you forget who you are, huh?:ss
Looks like a fun time shared together.

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Scott...not sure if I would make any money working at a Cigar Bar...I would owe them money at the end of the day/every day.

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looks like your working your butt off there man!!!:r

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It's ok... you're old like hell. We understand. Look on the bright side, in a few months when you move into a nursing home you probably won't even remember where you are. :D

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hahaha duhh!!! great pic :tu
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Scott..with all the hard work you seem to be doing in your pic...need an assistant?

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Happens to me all of the time. I'm so used to answering to Don (by customers and BOTLs), Pa /Dad (by daughters) and mi amor (by my wife) sometimes I don't answer to Lew. :ss

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Jay - you're cheating on us Mossbacks....you bastard!! :r:r

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daaaaaaaaaayum right!! :D

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Ahhh yes!! Glad one of the PNW low-lifers made it to the Blue Smoke. That chair looks like it fits perfectly, Jay :r

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I've learned a valuable lesson today. From now on when I ask for someone I will have a follow up question to be sure if they say they are not around.

Scott, thanks again! If anyone passes through the Blue Smoke, just wear a name tag, will speed things along!

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Hope you gave that skinny runt a good swift kick

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That sounds like fun! I wouldnt Admit who I was either. I know whta happens :hn

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It must be dark under that rock of yours, Scott. ;)

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One day I will walk in blue smoke and say hey is Scott there and if you tell me know I'm going to smack you with something long hard and round ;)

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Well that rules the obvious out. ;)

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:r so you've seen it too! :r

Seriously though, one day I'll stop in and drink from that tap o beer by the chairs and the recliners look comfy.

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I get that kind of reaction all the time when they figure out who I am.

14holestogie? Nope, never heard of him. Scott's still not here. ;)

Looks like a fine time was had, though, once the brain kicked in. :D

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Is it time for a name tag? :D

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Looks like a good time Scott and Jay! As far as forgetting your name Scott...it happens to everyone when they get to that special time of life....

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As we get older we are allowed to forget things, except by our wives.:tu

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Name tag is a good idea. Also, is anyone else as concerned about the idea of Scott driving?:fu

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Scott?...............Scott???........I know that name I think.:r:r:r

Priceless:al

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Scott, I am going to appologize to you for making age-related jokes. Since I picked on you I have been infected with a full blown case of CRAFT. Went in the kitchen 3 times before I remembered what I was looking for, a cigar from the humidor on the kitchen table. :D

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That was you get for pickin on me Paul :fu


What was the topic?

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I forgot.

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'Work' must be latin for 'goofin off'! :)

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And I'm at work right now :D

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Are you sure?

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Me too.:dance:

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:tpd: I will be in a few hours :D

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Let me ask myself.



Hold on.......................one second.........

I forgot, what was the question? :r

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Hey Barney, you don't answer your texts anymore. I guess you might have been asleep.:D

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Greg they are going to my email for some reason. You forget how to send them to my cell phone with older age? :D

Now back to the regular scheduled program...

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I'll try again, someday.:tu

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That's pretty funny. When I was a kid I worked in a grocery store and had a name tag on my uniform,a few people called me by my first name just in conversation and it took me a good hour to figure out how I knew them. Hadn't realized they were just reading my name tag.

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Hey Scott - what did you do with Greg?

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Greg who? Jay (jaycarla) is the guy who stopped by.

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When we finally HERF with FFF we should all wear Scott name tags... :D

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:r :r

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Looks like a real nice place too bad its a few thousand miles from in Michigan

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Who are you? I was talking to the guy with the Scott name tag! :dance:

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I can't believe you work so hard, Scott. :bh

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I'll have to stop in some time and say hello. Where are you located?...nevermind, I did a quick search.

...2440 State Road 580, Suite 13 A
Clearwater, FL 33761


I hardly ever make it over to that side of town, but now I will have an excuse to.

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I know this is kinda off topic but I think it would be awesome if we could all meet up somewhere where everyone could get to and herf for like 2 days





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I know. I know. But someone has to do it. :D :ss


Let us know and we might be able to organize a group gathering :D

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