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DPD6030 05-21-2009 03:30 PM

I lost a dear close friend last night
 
That's right. Last night while at a herf hosted by KenS at his home I lost my dear Ronson jet-lite. The button no longer clicked to ignite. I decided that since it's been with me about a year or a bit longer that I'd give it the proper burial. Please take a moment of silence and remember Ronson.

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http://i398.photobucket.com/albums/p...0/102_2785.jpg

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WildBlueSooner 05-21-2009 03:31 PM

Re: I lost a dear close friend last night
 
Prayers sent for your lost!

zmancbr 05-21-2009 03:32 PM

Re: I lost a dear close friend last night
 
:r:r

Classic... I like it! :D

hotreds 05-21-2009 03:33 PM

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Prayers sent! Stay strong, brother!

Wolfgang 05-21-2009 03:34 PM

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brings tears to my eyes. I dont know what I would do If my Ronnie died.:rolleyes:

bobarian 05-21-2009 03:35 PM

Re: I lost a dear close friend last night
 
Did you do an autopsy? You might have been able to do surgery and save its life! Are you sure it stopped breathing???;)

68TriShield 05-21-2009 03:35 PM

Re: I lost a dear close friend last night
 
The sad story of a man and his lighter.. :(




:)

kelmac07 05-21-2009 03:37 PM

Re: I lost a dear close friend last night
 
Thoughts with you...how was the eulogy?

Gophernut 05-21-2009 03:37 PM

Re: I lost a dear close friend last night
 
Sometimes the best way to get over an old lighter that is no longer with us, is to go out and get a new one. Either way, I'll burn a cigar in Ronson's honor this weekend.

DPD6030 05-21-2009 03:37 PM

Re: I lost a dear close friend last night
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bobarian (Post 392356)
Did you do an autopsy? You might have been able to do surgery and save its life! Are you sure it stopped breathing???;)

You think I might have buried him alive :jd Oh no!

DPD6030 05-21-2009 03:42 PM

Re: I lost a dear close friend last night
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by kelmac07 (Post 392361)
Thoughts with you...how was the eulogy?

It went like this:

Today a dear close friend passes on to light the way in heaven for fellow members of the leaf that have passed on. Ronson was there for me through many good times and a few bad times. Ronson never complained and always did the job even if it meant getting banged up from time to time. I have to replace you and I hope you can find it in your flame to forgive me. You know that you will never be forgotten as we both shared some great memories and cigars. Your torch may have gone out here on earth my friend but now you light the way in heaven. One day we will meet up again and share a smoke.

WildBlueSooner 05-21-2009 03:43 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DPD6030 (Post 392373)
It went like this:

Today a dear close friend passes on to light the way in heaven for fellow members of the leaf that have passed on. Ronson was there for me through many good times and a few bad times. Ronson never complained and always did the job even if it meant getting banged up from time to time. I have to replace you and I hope you can find it in your flame to forgive me. You know that you will never be forgotten as we both shared some great memories and cigars. Your torch may have gone out here on earth my friend but now you light the way in heaven. One day we will meet up again and share a smoke.

:( That is the most beautiful thing I have ever heard..RIP Ronson

AriesOpusX 05-21-2009 04:28 PM

Re: I lost a dear close friend last night
 
R.I.P Clicky. My ronson is currently on life support, it takes a few shakes of the wrist to ignite.

TripleF 05-21-2009 04:33 PM

Re: I lost a dear close friend last night
 
You're sick!





Prolly why I like you :D

Savor the Stick 05-21-2009 04:37 PM

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:tpd:

Good thing there is an Asylum for you Nuts!

HK3- 05-21-2009 04:54 PM

Re: I lost a dear close friend last night
 
I was able to see Ronson last night before he took his last flicker of flames in Andrews hand. It was a sad day to remember.
















WE ARE ILL. :r

Genetic Defect 05-21-2009 05:01 PM

Re: I lost a dear close friend last night
 
buried alive. could have saved

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Now playing: Dead Kennedys - We've Got A Bigger Problem Now
via FoxyTunes

kelmac07 05-21-2009 05:05 PM

Re: I lost a dear close friend last night
 
Andrew...great eulogy!!! Well done my brother!!

alley00p 05-21-2009 05:06 PM

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http://smileys.on-my-web.com/reposit...others-292.gif

Quote:

Originally Posted by DPD6030 (Post 392373)
It went like this:

Today a dear close friend passes on to light the way in heaven for fellow members of the leaf that have passed on. Ronson was there for me through many good times and a few bad times. Ronson never complained and always did the job even if it meant getting banged up from time to time. I have to replace you and I hope you can find it in your flame to forgive me. You know that you will never be forgotten as we both shared some great memories and cigars. Your torch may have gone out here on earth my friend but now you light the way in heaven. One day we will meet up again and share a smoke.

http://smileys.on-my-web.com/reposit...crying-022.gif

Andrew, I'm so sorry for your loss... http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Sad/sad-032.gif ... I'll smoke a stick in his honor tonight!


:rolleyes:

taltos 05-21-2009 05:12 PM

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Andrew, you are so far up stream that the last salmon that you saw was waving bye bye. Your material here is some of the funniest stuff I have read in a long time.:tu

lightning9191 05-21-2009 05:17 PM

Re: I lost a dear close friend last night
 
:r Funny stuff there!

KidRock 05-21-2009 05:19 PM

Re: I lost a dear close friend last night
 
Andrew,

Your Ronson and my Vortech lighters are in a better place where there is no pain or discomfort.

taltos 05-21-2009 05:24 PM

Re: I lost a dear close friend last night
 
Your Ronson can now light the way for all of those poor lighters born as Colibris.

Emjaysmash 05-21-2009 05:31 PM

Re: I lost a dear close friend last night
 
My Ronson has been with me for 2 years so far...

Im sorry to hear of your loss...I saw another one the other day...maybe he'll find his way to you... :tu

DPD6030 05-21-2009 05:37 PM

Re: I lost a dear close friend last night
 
I grieved with a 06 Cohiba Pyramid and a homemade mojito. Made me feel better that's for sure :)

jjirons69 05-21-2009 06:09 PM

Re: I lost a dear close friend last night
 
It's a more fitting burial than Spooble's toss off the penthouse balcony to the pool cabana roof.

14holestogie 05-21-2009 07:37 PM

Re: I lost a dear close friend last night
 
You poor, poor man. :r

Bruzee 05-21-2009 07:43 PM

Re: I lost a dear close friend last night
 
I just wasted 5 minutes of my life I can never get back reading this thread. :r

Sailchaser 05-21-2009 07:45 PM

Re: I lost a dear close friend last night
 
Andrew,

I blew off a ceremonial salutes of the cannon tonight and I lined up all my lighters in formation. Then we threw a wreath in to the canal to finish off the ceremony. Of course we were all formally dressed.
It was a hard day but together we can all make it through the day.
Pictures will be on the news tonight at 11








































By the way I have a drawer of them if you need one let me know

dunng 05-21-2009 07:59 PM

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Sorry for your loss. Mine normally go MIA... :ss

taltos 05-21-2009 08:22 PM

Re: I lost a dear close friend last night
 
I can't match Chris and fire a cannon to mourn your loss but I did light off a :pn with one of my Ronsons in honor of your lost comrade. Hang tough little fella and you will get over this loss.:tu

CBI_2 05-21-2009 08:29 PM

Re: I lost a dear close friend last night
 
:r:r:r Your a crazy man Andrew. I guess that's why your in the asylum.

Cigary 05-21-2009 09:22 PM

Re: I lost a dear close friend last night
 
The best thing about a Ronson is that they are a huge family and you can go out and get another one that will do the same thing your old one did. I bought the whole family when I bought my first one,,,all 12 of them and I am still using the first one. The others sit around a whine about when it is going to be their turn and it gets rather annoying so I had to put the rest in the bottom drawer with a promise that at some point I will use them,,,but only one at a time and it could be a long long time. They all Boo'd me and I closed the drawer.

Fishbeadtwo 05-22-2009 12:16 AM

Re: I lost a dear close friend last night
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by taltos (Post 392512)
Your Ronson can now light the way for all of those poor lighters born as Colibris.

Now thats some funny chit there........funny and oh so true......:)

GodOfFire 05-22-2009 01:07 AM

Re: I lost a dear close friend last night
 
"It went like this:

Today a dear close friend passes on to light the way in heaven for fellow members of the leaf that have passed on. Ronson was there for me through many good times and a few bad times. Ronson never complained and always did the job even if it meant getting banged up from time to time. I have to replace you and I hope you can find it in your flame to forgive me. You know that you will never be forgotten as we both shared some great memories and cigars. Your torch may have gone out here on earth my friend but now you light the way in heaven. One day we will meet up again and share a smoke. "


That's it I may just have to buy me a Ronson now. I had never heard of them till this forum. I like my xikar but man this forum shows more than alittle love to the Ronson.

kzm007 05-22-2009 01:17 AM

Re: I lost a dear close friend last night
 
The Ronson may be in Heaven, but isn't fire better suited to Hell?

*laughs evilly*

My condolences otherwise, sir :)

Ahbroody 05-22-2009 02:39 AM

Re: I lost a dear close friend last night
 
Im that one Ahole who is always making noise during the moment of silence :fu

RevSmoke 05-22-2009 05:43 AM

Re: I lost a dear close friend last night
 
I begin prayers for you and the family as I read the subject line and am going to post, and then...

... it is your lighter.

longknocker 05-22-2009 06:09 AM

Re: I lost a dear close friend last night
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DPD6030 (Post 392343)
That's right. Last night while at a herf hosted by KenS at his home I lost my dear Ronson jet-lite. The button no longer clicked to ignite. I decided that since it's been with me about a year or a bit longer that I'd give it the proper burial. Please take a moment of silence and remember Ronson.

http://i398.photobucket.com/albums/p...0/102_2782.jpg

http://i398.photobucket.com/albums/p...0/102_2784.jpg

http://i398.photobucket.com/albums/p...0/102_2785.jpg

http://i398.photobucket.com/albums/p...0/102_2786.jpg

He was a good friend and I know you had many fond memories of him, Andrew! May he rest in peace after his final light!:tu

G G 05-22-2009 07:13 AM

Re: I lost a dear close friend last night
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by taltos (Post 392481)
Andrew, you are so far up stream that the last salmon that you saw was waving bye bye. Your material here is some of the funniest stuff I have read in a long time.:tu

:tpd:

DPD6030 05-22-2009 07:34 AM

Re: I lost a dear close friend last night
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailchaser (Post 392723)
Andrew,

I blew off a ceremonial salutes of the cannon tonight and I lined up all my lighters in formation. Then we threw a wreath in to the canal to finish off the ceremony. Of course we were all formally dressed.
It was a hard day but together we can all make it through the day.
Pictures will be on the news tonight at 11


By the way I have a drawer of them if you need one let me know

Excellent Chris, thanks for the salutes :tu I have others as the original one mated and made little ones before he left. :D

ahc4353 05-22-2009 07:43 AM

Re: I lost a dear close friend last night
 
I to recently lost one to the exact same fate.

I however was not so kind in laying it to rest.

Thanks for making me feel like chit. :sad

DPD6030 05-22-2009 07:45 AM

Re: I lost a dear close friend last night
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ahc4353 (Post 393114)
I to recently lost one to the exact same fate.

I however was not so kind in laying it to rest.

Thanks for making me feel like chit. :sad

Al I'm sure you had a glass or liter of Scotch to morn your lighter :D If you feel like chit a good scotch always make it better :tu

ahc4353 05-22-2009 07:46 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DPD6030 (Post 393115)
Al I'm sure you had a glass or liter of Scotch to morn your lighter :D If you feel like chit a good scotch always make it better :tu

Grand idea!!

I will take care of that tonight!!

:dance:


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