ShamWow is cleaning up a new mess
 

The ShamWow guy got arrested after getting into a fight in hotel room with a prostitute. :r Poor Vince.

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmo...92sham1awm.jpg

Link to story

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Wow! From watching his commercials I always figured him to be an upstanding citizen.













Or on work release.

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He's really beat up.
$1000? I wonder if he got his money back.

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Reminds me of the old the old Batman series..... *BIFF* *BAM* and *SHAM*WOW*

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:r:r:r:r

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And here's his $1000 date:

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmo...27092sham2.jpg

Not bad, but not worth $1000.

$19.99, maybe--plus shipping & handling.

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Evidently she didn't love his nutz.

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Man, he looks rough compared to what he looks like on TV. And the girl .. her shirt is inside-out and backwards in the pix on the left. I wonder how THAT happened ROFL.

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I saw that too! :r WFT!

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EXACTLY what I thought!!!!!!! :r:r:r

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I wonder if he tried to convince her to double his order and give him two for the price of one if he ordered in the next thirty minutes. :r:r

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His "coat" looks like someone repurposed an uncomfortable denim couch and glued on some faux baby seal fur, That's Sham-Wow Fashion, baby!

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She whipped him pretty good by the looks of things. Do you think he was wearing a microphone? Apparently being the ShamWow guy doesn't get you laid.

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Her mug shots are from two different times. She must be a regular guest...

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:r :r Can't say that I'm surprised. I've always thought he had that creepy sex offender look about him.

All I can hear in my head as I'm reading through this is: "Are you getting this, camera guy?"

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Better get a Slap Chop and Slap your troubles away, Vince. I believe those are hospital scrubs. They probably made her turn it around do to the low v-cut, can't have any "Cleav" showing. I'll never look at my ShamWow without feeling dirty.:D

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Good thing that it was only his tongue that got bitten.:D

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Dang, she ruffed him up.

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If his story is true I would have to say... what the heck are you doing kissing a hooker!

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Their good kissers? :r

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I wonder how much time has gone between the two pictures of the hooker. She looked pretty in the first one and skaggly in the second. She has face fractures and lacerations now, so she must look a lot worse.
The average life expectancy for a hooker is not that good.

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Meth is a hell of a drug. I don't know why you would kiss a hooker.

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He really wanted to find out what the hype was about this herpes thing.

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The article states they are from arrests in 2008 and 2005. I don't know which booking photo is from what year, but she either let herself go or refined with age.

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rofl

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She looks awfully happy in the right picture!!

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Or high.
Three years gone by and she looks ten years older.

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Actually, if you look into it, the Shamwow guy isint a bad fellow. He was a big time Scientologist until he made a movie they didn't like, and they started screwing with his life. He came back from total financial ruin to become a successful pitchman. A lot of the shamwow proceeds goes towards fighting the destructive cult that is scientology.

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I wonder if the ShamWow is any good at sopping up hooker blood.

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But he kissed a hooker:confused:

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Man if he got beat up that good...you think she has an extra appendage lol

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I always thought he was a little bit fruity. Was it a male prostitute or a transvestite? :r

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You following me, camera man?!

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He was also hawking the "Slap Chop", a rehash of the quick-chop machines from a few years ago that promised to quickly chop all kinds of foods, but eventually failed from bent blades, etc...

Wow, both the "Sham Wow" and "Slap Chop" names could be applied to this scenario in so many different ways. I think Ill take the high road on this one!

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Yeah, I thought that was pretty weird too.

He looks like he has aged a LOT.

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I suppose we should be on the lookout next for a story about Billy Mays getting busted for picking up a tranny crack whore...

I didn't know the history about the Shamwow guy re: Scientology. Interesting and certainly earns some kudos from me.

But kissing a hooker? I'd be using that shamwow on my tongue along with some Lysol.

And a thousand dollars for straight sex? I've never used the services of a professional in this regard and never will, but that better be some kind of mind-blowing copulation. At that rate, I'd better have a smile requiring surgery to remove, friction burns and a serious sleep deficit.

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:r:r:woAnd a video tape!!

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:tpd: I can't imagine paying for sex...