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BC-Axeman 03-19-2009 05:37 PM

mr.stogie at yore service
 
ROFL
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/pen/clt/1073525889.html

BamBam 03-19-2009 05:43 PM

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This brings up an important life lesson


Don't use the internet while intoxicated


write that down

WildBlueSooner 03-19-2009 05:51 PM

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What the hell...that is mind boggling!

hotreds 03-19-2009 05:58 PM

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What- $20 to talk to the guy about cigars? Maybe he'll trade some stogies for the oceanfront lot I have in Nebraska. Ya think?

md4958 03-19-2009 06:01 PM

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Gran Habano Corojo- The Caddilac of cigars!

:r:r:r

hotreds 03-19-2009 06:05 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by md4958 (Post 294952)
Gran Habano Corojo- The Caddilac of cigars!

:r:r:r

Yeah, that's a 1967 rusted caddy in Cuba.

Jbailey 03-19-2009 06:08 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by md4958 (Post 294952)
Gran Habano Corojo- The Caddilac of cigars!

:r:r:r

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/940...edcadillac.jpg

hotreds 03-19-2009 06:10 PM

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You found it! Bravo!

lightning9191 03-19-2009 06:16 PM

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Who's going to pony up $20 and try his services?? :r:r

I'll pitch in $5 :D

md4958 03-19-2009 06:26 PM

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im thinking about calling the guy and telling him Im lonely

WildBlueSooner 03-19-2009 06:28 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by md4958 (Post 294979)
im thinking about calling the guy and telling him Im lonely

Dont do it...you might get a stogie in the arse! ;)

Darrell 03-19-2009 06:39 PM

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That guy must be smoking the Cadillac of Pot. :r

JaKaacH 03-19-2009 06:44 PM

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How much have you made so far Darrell..I didn't no yore such a good righter.:r...

Nabinger16 03-19-2009 06:55 PM

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He must be a stogie whisperer! I bet he can look directly into ones soul and match you up with the perfect Swisher.

chippewastud79 03-19-2009 07:00 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Nabinger16 (Post 295027)
He must be a stogie whisperer! I bet he can look directly into ones soul and match you up with the perfect White Owl.

http://www.smokersoutletonline.com/i...%20singles.jpg

Nabinger16 03-19-2009 07:08 PM

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MMMMM pineapple white owls.... and it would only cost me $20 to have some wad recommend it to me!

Ashcan Bill 03-19-2009 08:32 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JaKaacH (Post 295005)
How much have you made so far Darrell..I didn't no yore such a good righter.:r...

He must not have had any takers yet! :r :r :r

hotreds 03-19-2009 08:35 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Nabinger16 (Post 295050)
MMMMM pineapple white owls.... and it would only cost me $20 to have some wad recommend it to me!


Yeah- but they have "intense flavor!":dr

Skywalker 03-19-2009 11:23 PM

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Hilarious!!!:r

King James 03-19-2009 11:32 PM

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ordering a box of the "caddilacs" now

This guy knows his stuff! I mean if he is consultant for royalty!

tunes 03-20-2009 05:29 AM

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Image that, “35 yrs exp as a cigar consultant too royalty, celebs” and now he’s providing us common folk with his service – what a guy! :r

marge796 03-20-2009 05:45 AM

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Sounds like an ass monkey to me??


:bs

Smoke Naked 03-20-2009 06:12 AM

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Someone should tell him that King Stahlman is not a real king and that talk they had doesn't count as cigar consulting.;)

neoflex 03-20-2009 06:22 AM

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Do those Cadillacs become Yugos when purchased online? Maybe I should call and ask.

King James 03-20-2009 06:50 AM

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Maybe the S.H.I.T guys can pool some $$ together and this guy can do some sort of a workshop at an upcoming herf? Maybe even socal! :tu

FriskyDingo 03-20-2009 06:53 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by md4958 (Post 294952)
Gran Habano Corojo- The Caddilac of cigars!

:r:r:r

Haha! That guy is http://www.theconversationcafe.com/f...ies/crazy2.gif I mean, come on, everybody knows the Cadillac of cigars is Gurkha! :rolleyes:

Don Fernando 03-20-2009 07:01 AM

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invite him to a herf, maybe you guys learn something from him :ss

taltos 03-20-2009 07:24 AM

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Is this a new gig for the butler's butler?:ss

Coz77 03-20-2009 08:08 AM

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For 20 bucks I sure hope he includes a tutorial on how to use one of those cheap Palios! ....the cutter coming off it's tracks. Maybe Mr. Stogie can help :r

nozero 03-20-2009 08:15 AM

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He's to much...

Legend 03-20-2009 08:20 AM

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That's comedy gold right there buddy. You can't make that shiz up.

And its a side job stop making fun.

macpappy 03-20-2009 08:34 AM

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I bet he prefers internet cigars over those purchased at B&M's.

Nabinger16 03-20-2009 08:48 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by macpappy (Post 295669)
I bet he prefers internet cigars over those purchased at B&M's.

I have to know... I've seen this joke tossed out a number of times. I missed the thread and love a good laugh. Anyone care to point me in it's direction.

taltos 03-20-2009 08:55 AM

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It's in this section of the board. Check out stirring the pot b&m about 5 threads down.

St. Lou Stu 03-20-2009 09:07 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by hotreds (Post 294947)
What- $20 to talk to the guy about cigars? Maybe he'll trade some stogies for the oceanfront lot I have in Nebraska. Ya think?

I'd pay him $20 to STFU!

gnukfu 03-20-2009 09:40 AM

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OK OK - I'll take my ad down - sheesh you guys are soooo picky! :ss

Nabinger16 03-20-2009 09:46 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by taltos (Post 295697)
It's in this section of the board. Check out stirring the pot b&m about 5 threads down.

Thanks! I'm all caught up now. I need to start wearing a tin foil hat when I go into a B&M from now on.

South Shield 03-20-2009 10:36 AM

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I was just trying to help out some people in need. No need to bash me because I like to put together an Acid sampler platter to those with sophisticated tastes.

Darrell 03-20-2009 10:39 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Legend (Post 295651)
stop making fun.

Sorry Legend, it won't happen again. :rolleyes:

Don Fernando 03-20-2009 10:46 AM

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ok, Legend says we have to stop making fun. Life will be boring and depressing from now on, without making fun.

Bruzee 03-20-2009 10:53 AM

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Holy crap thats funny..... :r

Mr Edmundo 03-20-2009 11:25 AM

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Funny way to bring the work week to an end. LOL at a lot of the posts.:hf

Legend 03-20-2009 11:51 AM

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can one actually 'Make Fun" would you then be a fun manufacturer and would you sell your slightly better fun to the many small fun retailers instead of the big guys like Six flags and Disney? :c

Bax 03-20-2009 11:53 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by nozero (Post 295646)
He's to much...

Don't you mean TOO much?:D

BC-Axeman 03-20-2009 01:02 PM

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Two much?

Don Fernando 03-20-2009 01:29 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Legend (Post 295895)
can one actually 'Make Fun" would you then be a fun manufacturer and would you sell your slightly better fun to the many small fun retailers instead of the big guys like Six flags and Disney? :c

Now Don Fernando is really confused.

TheRiddick 03-20-2009 01:33 PM

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Fine wine doesn't have to be "... slow to mature..." A wine aficionado and expert to boot, what a combo.

Need to hunt down some Gran Habano (locally), looks like I have been missing out on the world's greatest until now.

Anyone looking for a "cigar consultant", I can spell and know the difference between "too" and "to". Royalty probably doesn't care one way or another, though.

I thought dorks like that only exist in the wine world, seen way too many by now (sommeliers, distributors and wine shop buyers).

(Sigh...)

TheRiddick 03-20-2009 01:33 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Don Fernando (Post 296005)
Now Don Fernando is really confused.

Its the internet (online) thing...

Darrell 03-20-2009 01:37 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Legend (Post 295895)
can one actually 'Make Fun" would you then be a fun manufacturer and would you sell your slightly better fun to the many small fun retailers instead of the big guys like Six flags and Disney? :c

Your posts scores a -9.0 on the Legend scale. :2








:D

Legend 03-20-2009 01:46 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Darrell (Post 296025)
Your posts scores a -9.0 on the Legend scale. :2








:D

A nine out of 5?! Wow you must really like my post. Or its ist some weird internet flirting thing and I don't roll that way homes. Happily married. Did not get this wife off the internet I'll tell you that!!


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