You know your getting older when.......
 

you buy a vacuum and your excited about it.


Thought this thread would be fun. When ever you do something that makes you realize your getting older post it here. Also the older inmates, please post the warning sings that you realized when you were in your 20's

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When my daughter's former pre teen babysitter now has her own child and is a teacher in my younger daughter's school.

Time flies....

You know your getting older when your shoulders hurt and shopping for vacuums excite you..:r

But you already knew that...:D

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When you make a golf shot and your back sounds like firecrackers.

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in a conversation you say........"I guess it was about 25 or 30 years ago"


sheeeeeesh

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You think of "colonoscopy" as a verb.

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I got a good deal on paper towels last weekend and it made my day.

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when your right knee starts to hurt for no reason

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that's some funny ship!!! LOL :r

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what about when you no long listen to top 40 on the radio and you now listen to talk radio

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lol here's a good one that I've used lately. The other night I told Katie is was going to rain the next day because the joints in my body hurt.

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When your 8 year old comes up from the basement with one of your old record albums and says hey Papa, what is this?

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:r :r

Just be glad it wasn't an eight track. Did I say that out loud?

there's another getting older saying.......

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....you try to explain to a 20 something co-worker that the letters on the telephone were there because telephone numbers used to have letters in them......not for text messaging.

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you are correct about the vacuum.

sad thing is is that my wife wanted one for xmas two years ago. and yes, she got one. :D

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...Sooo... What are you doing with your old vacuum?

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When I don't ride the motorcycle I drive the Odyssey and I'm not embarrassed. I even get all excited when I push the keyless entry on the remote and the doors slide open like I can control the force.

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BR5-49:r

Simpler times...

For the damn youngin's loitering on my lawn...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeDX6ESys10

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TU4-37..:r

The thing that was even funnier.....was that she acted like it was the most incredible thing she had ever heard

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When you see a cute coed and wonder what her mom looks like

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trash it...it's a Target special that was worthless. You want it, I'll give you a good deal :ss

I asked Katie if she wanted one for her bday and I got "the look". Then we bought the one tonight with here bday money lol...go figure

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When you start fighting for Handicap Parking Spots:bx:bx:bx

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:r

cant tipe i'm laffing to lowd......

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"Fried Green Tomatoes" style? :r

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You no longer dance at the club/bar because you know you'll be "that guy"

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I was going to put

When you hand over the fishing pole to a young wipper snapper to real in your huge catch then take full credit for it

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When your Barber says ""I remember when my Dad used to cut hair in here".....and his Dad WAS your Barber....:(

On the Army side of things....


Meeting the new recruits.....who are the kids of your former bosses....

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When you wake up every morning in pain and you have been for 4 years :bh

When stairs become an obstacle, and the walking on flat ground to find an elevator sounds like a better idea than climbing one flight.

When you are in the middle of a conversation and then forget whatever the hell you are talking about.

When you stare off into space and your fiance asks you what you are doing.

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When you get home and the significant other gives you a list of chores you say "I've had a day. Can I please just soak my feet for a few minutes?"

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When you go to the dentist office and the waiting room music is what you use to listen to in high school....

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You were overheard mumbling, "Only an idiot would use Preparation H when he could be using Tucks"

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You can still hear the music?????


.....when there are reading glasses all over the house.....and you still can find a pair

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So true....:(

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You bend down to pick something up, and look around to see if there is anything else that needs picked up while your down there.

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When your posting on CA and the wife is in bed!!!:bh

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:r
I just noticed I do that two days ago when picking up candy my son likes to drop on the floor.

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So true, I get excited just going into bed bath and beyond. Last year got some great cookware and now looking at some knives.

*sigh*

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Dude. There are plenty of restaurant kitchens around the US that will let me in to "do my thing", partially based on my 30 year plus infatuation with knives and cookery. That's not a sign of age, just of being a foody.

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That merely means that you are married, not that you are older. :D

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That's pretty cool Mark!

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....., Old Sailor doesn't look that old.

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And she is not waiting for you :fl

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What are these problems you speak of? Watching weight? Being tired? Having pains? Sounds like bullocks :D

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Wait until you get older, Sean. For now, think about the "wrist fatigue" you frequently have and then extrapolate. :r

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Ah yea, there is that. Sitting at a computer for 8+ hrs a day will do it.

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25 is old???

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You start typing and then you forget whhaat . . . yooouuu . . . . were ....


Never mind..

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When your kids can't figure out how to use a dial phone. I went to greenfield Village Musem, they had an old black dial phone. They just poked there fingers in the hole thinking thats how you dial it.

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You go to the mall with the list only being socks & underwear.

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You tell people there was only 48 stars on the flag when you were born

You rethink your cigar aging strategies because you think to yourself hey, I don't know if I'll be around THAT long to enjoy em

You used to make fun of hair dye commercials for men and now you go shopping to find just that right shade you need

and

You tell every one I remember having to work on my computer with DOS:ss

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HAha, definitely the best one.