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Porch Dweller 10-31-2016 08:17 AM
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:D

markem 11-01-2016 10:21 AM
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hotreds 11-02-2016 07:07 AM
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https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net...5b&oe=589BBEEF

hotreds 11-02-2016 07:19 AM
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https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net...96&oe=588CDA8D

T.G 11-02-2016 07:34 AM
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:r :r

AdamJoshua 11-03-2016 06:18 PM
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http://i.imgur.com/NdWzxOH.jpg

CigarNut 11-03-2016 08:37 PM
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:r :r

markem 11-05-2016 08:22 PM
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The Santa Trap

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Chainsaw13 11-08-2016 01:39 PM
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Ha!

pnoon 11-16-2016 08:55 AM
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Ha!
:O

pnoon 11-16-2016 08:56 AM
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http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i2...psvypmniia.jpg

AdamJoshua 11-22-2016 09:33 PM
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Steve 11-28-2016 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted by AdamJoshua (Post 2107940)
:r:r

shark 12-01-2016 05:23 AM
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https://i.imgur.com/x6RT4tj.jpg

AdamJoshua 12-03-2016 05:46 PM
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https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.n...89&oe=58BC3D37

nutcracker 12-03-2016 05:57 PM
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This is classic, although mildly offensive:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aIlJAPJBA50

AdamJoshua 12-03-2016 06:57 PM
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Originally Posted by nutcracker (Post 2109455)
This is classic, although mildly offensive:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aIlJAPJBA50
:lr thank you sir, I needed that.

shark 12-07-2016 04:56 AM
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https://i.imgur.com/KYVNJFL.jpg

AdamJoshua 12-09-2016 11:39 AM
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I get it I get it!!! :lr

AdamJoshua 12-09-2016 11:39 AM
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Steve 12-09-2016 12:40 PM
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:cl

pnoon 12-09-2016 01:02 PM
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http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i2...pszp1icyul.jpg

Steve 12-09-2016 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted by pnoon (Post 2110068)
:banger:banger:tu

AdamJoshua 12-12-2016 12:14 PM
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https://scontent.fsan1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...fd&oe=58F4BBD4

CigarNut 12-15-2016 06:50 PM
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G G 12-15-2016 07:38 PM
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Originally Posted by AdamJoshua (Post 2107940)
I live on the edge of the Osceola Forest in northeast Florida. We had two country stores in our community when I was growing up and they would take pictures of the deer that hunters killed and brought by and put them on a picture board. Way back then, cattle owners could pay the federal government money to lease free range space in the forest to have their cows out there. And you have probably already guessed that an idiot hunter that came to hunt from the city, shot and killed a fairly small cow and brought it up there the have his picture took with his spike buck he had killed.

spectrrr 12-15-2016 08:07 PM
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Originally Posted by G G (Post 2110726)
I live on the edge of the Osceola Forest in northeast Florida. We had two country stores in our community when I was growing up and they would take pictures of the deer that hunters killed and brought by and put them on a picture board. Way back then, cattle owners could pay the federal government money to lease free range space in the forest to have their cows out there. And you have probably already guessed that an idiot hunter that came to hunt from the city, shot and killed a fairly small cow and brought it up there the have his picture took with his spike buck he had killed.
:r :r

Steve 12-16-2016 06:03 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by G G (Post 2110726)
I live on the edge of the Osceola Forest in northeast Florida. We had two country stores in our community when I was growing up and they would take pictures of the deer that hunters killed and brought by and put them on a picture board. Way back then, cattle owners could pay the federal government money to lease free range space in the forest to have their cows out there. And you have probably already guessed that an idiot hunter that came to hunt from the city, shot and killed a fairly small cow and brought it up there the have his picture took with his spike buck he had killed.
:tu:tu Been to those stores a few times.

Another story from the Osceola...

A buddy of mine was the federal LEO for the Forrest and got a strange call out one night. Turns out a guy was doing a little night hunting and didn't know they free ranged cows out there at that time. He's crouched down behind some palmettos shining his light out across a field and didn't know that one of those cows had slipped up behind him. Cow snorted on him, covering him in goo, and he took off through the woods like a banshee, screaming and high hurdling small trees. He ended up in the campground, hysterical and freaking out, sure that a gooney-goo-goo (nod to Eddie Murphy's Uncle Gus) or an space alien had tried to get him. I understand it took several hours to get him settled down enough to finally piece together what had happened. I also understand that Jimmy refused to transport the guy and called the county in the end, and it wasn't just the cow goo. Jimmy said he didn't realize the human colan could hold that much crap without exploding, which I guess is kinda what happened. :noon

Porch Dweller 12-16-2016 06:25 AM
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:r

G G 12-16-2016 07:05 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Steve (Post 2110761)
:tu:tu Been to those stores a few times.

Another story from the Osceola...

A buddy of mine was the federal LEO for the Forrest and got a strange call out one night. Turns out a guy was doing a little night hunting and didn't know they free ranged cows out there at that time. He's crouched down behind some palmettos shining his light out across a field and didn't know that one of those cows had slipped up behind him. Cow snorted on him, covering him in goo, and he took off through the woods like a banshee, screaming and high hurdling small trees. He ended up in the campground, hysterical and freaking out, sure that a gooney-goo-goo (nod to Eddie Murphy's Uncle Gus) or an space alien had tried to get him. I understand it took several hours to get him settled down enough to finally piece together what had happened. I also understand that Jimmy refused to transport the guy and called the county in the end, and it wasn't just the cow goo. Jimmy said he didn't realize the human colan could hold that much crap without exploding, which I guess is kinda what happened. :noon
Jimmy Ellis?

Steve 12-16-2016 07:47 AM
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Yes sir. I figured you know him. He's not exactly the shy type... ;)

He used to tell another story about a guy all ninja'd up looking for artifacts behind Olustee Battlefield by the moonlight. Guy had headphones on for the metal detector and didn't know Jimmy was walking behind him for a little bit...until Jimmy tapped him on the shoulder. I still think they should have nicknamed Jimmy "ExLax" He had that effect on people.

:r

yourchoice 12-16-2016 08:40 AM
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While not pics, these sure are some funny stories! :r :r

markem 12-16-2016 10:45 AM
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markem 12-17-2016 09:21 AM
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TRAFFIC: Portland Maine Police Department says slow down, it's snowing. Don't be this guy!"

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winner, most efficient use of a parking space, 2016.

CigarNut 12-17-2016 10:03 AM
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:r :r

CigarNut 12-17-2016 10:11 AM
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markem 12-19-2016 09:16 PM
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massphatness 12-20-2016 07:25 AM
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Where is this platform, exactly?

Steve 12-20-2016 07:57 AM
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http://oldchurchbbq.com/sharedpictur...%20morning.jpg

Tio Gato 12-20-2016 01:04 PM
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Where is this platform, exactly?
No where near my house!:sad

nutcracker 12-20-2016 01:53 PM
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Originally Posted by massphatness (Post 2111261)
Where is this platform, exactly?
The Victorian Station with iron twirls on the canopy (with dreary grey lighting) narrows it down to the British Isles. Pale blue livery on the ironwork is non-specific, but its not the South or West of England.

The fact that I know this is scary.

However, trainspotters everywhere are know to yell "coom-on train!" based on this warning. I think it's why they wear anoraks.

Steve 12-21-2016 11:58 AM
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http://oldchurchbbq.com/sharedpictur...0a%20fight.png

Steve 12-21-2016 12:00 PM
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Yup...

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markem 12-22-2016 10:56 AM
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In order to fix a problem, you first have to admit that you have a problem.

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markem 12-22-2016 12:23 PM
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Dang environmentalists killed Xmas!

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Steve 12-23-2016 07:32 AM
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http://oldchurchbbq.com/sharedpictur...0Christmas.png

markem 12-23-2016 07:51 AM
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spark 12-23-2016 10:09 AM
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Still finding my way around the board.

It will take a while to get through it all but I definitely LMAO at a few things on this thread
Well done gentlemen

smokin5 12-24-2016 04:47 PM
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pnoon 12-24-2016 06:57 PM
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:=:


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