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LasciviousXXX 05-09-2014 01:53 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by kugie (Post 1960117)
I can't stand it, I know you planned it
I'm gonna set it straight, this Watergate..............

:tu

So whatcha whatcha, whatcha want?

icehog3 05-09-2014 03:47 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
And your little Asian friend, she can come if she wants....

kugie 05-09-2014 08:17 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack
And you may find yourself in another part of the world
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife
And you may ask yourself
Well...How did I get here?

kugie 05-09-2014 08:23 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
One more for the evening

Darling, you gotta let me know
Should I stay or should I go?
If you say that you are mine
I'll be there till the end of time
So you gotta let me know
Should I stay or should I go?

icehog3 05-09-2014 10:46 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Try to understand. Try to understand. Try, try, try to understand....

smokin5 05-09-2014 11:02 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Here's the story of a lovely lady
who was bringing up 3 very lovely girls........

icehog3 05-09-2014 11:30 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Boy the way Glen Miller played, songs that made the hit parade

Porch Dweller 05-10-2014 05:24 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Night fever, night fever,
We know how to do it.

icehog3 05-10-2014 08:52 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
I was born in a crossfire hurricane....

Porch Dweller 05-10-2014 10:21 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
I drink enough whiskey
To float a battleship around

icehog3 05-10-2014 03:59 PM

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I've got one more silver dollar.....

Porch Dweller 05-10-2014 04:27 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Well I'm standin' next to a mountain
Chop it down with the edge o' my hand.

nutcracker 05-10-2014 05:45 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Harvest song - Neil Young
Aargh - can't get it our of my head!!,!

shark 05-10-2014 06:27 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
But every song's like gold teeth, grey goose, trippin' in the bathroom
Blood stains, ball gowns, trashin' the hotel room,
We don't care, we're driving Cadillacs in our dreams.
But everybody's like Cristal, Maybach, diamonds on your timepiece.
Jet planes, islands, tigers on a gold leash.
We don't care, we aren't caught up in your love affair.

cmitch 05-10-2014 08:28 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Da da da
Da da da
Da da da

Porch Dweller 05-10-2014 09:28 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
In the beginning, I believed every word that you said

dave 05-12-2014 10:04 AM

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took my fam'ly away from my Carolina home
Had dreams about the west and started to roam

tsolomon 05-12-2014 10:21 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
I took my troubles down to Madame Rue
You know that gypsy with the gold-capped tooth

icehog3 05-12-2014 10:48 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
I wanna get back
To my city by the Bay
Oh oo oh oh oo oh

Porch Dweller 05-12-2014 10:50 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
We've got a random red couch!


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