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Something like that!

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Originally Posted by nutcracker (Post 2028721)

:confused: How do you unsee something?

Watch a Toronto Leafs playoff game.

Too soon?

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Originally Posted by AdamJoshua (Post 2033360)

https://scontent-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hp...e0&oe=55D2C323

That should say "Always pissed off Asshole"...

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I do believe that I have located the Mother's Day gift site that many of you have been, dare I say, yearning for.

http://i418.photobucket.com/albums/p...st0yln2un.jpeg

http://www.dose.com/lists/19749/17-B...iately-ab580-1

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Um, something seems out of place in this picture...

http://oldchurchbbq.com/sharedpictur...%20picture.jpg

Can't quite seem to place my finger on it though...

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I hope that dog is a female, otherwise something will be digging in her back

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I thought Bradford Pear trees were the worst ones to have in your yard - not so

http://freefreefreesite.com/art/craz...y_goats_17.jpg

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They must think lonely goat herders don't climb trees

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http://i.imgur.com/gBysfuT.jpg

I'm glad the ones around here don't have that sticker on them!

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Originally Posted by AdamJoshua (Post 2035979)

http://i.imgur.com/gBysfuT.jpg

I'm glad the ones around here don't have that sticker on them!

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Originally Posted by AdamJoshua (Post 2035979)

I'm glad the ones around here don't have that sticker on them!

That's because "size matters". :D

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Originally Posted by markem (Post 2036249)

That's because "size matters". :D

https://rpseawright.files.wordpress....ze-matters.jpg

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Originally Posted by jjirons69 (Post 2036978)

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...b01a86e2ba.jpg

The same people who:
http://mentalfloss.com/sites/default...ving-off_5.jpg

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http://i418.photobucket.com/albums/p...psxifzowfk.jpg

So, how many of your imagined a nude Cheryl Tiegs dripping pure maple syrup down her, uh, chin?

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Herman and Martha were happily married for nearly forty years. The only friction in their marriage was caused by the husband’s habit of breaking wind nearly every morning as he awoke. The noise would always wake up Martha and the smell would cause her eyes to water as she would choke and gasp for air. Nearly every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping one in the morning. Herman told her that he couldn’t help it.

She begged him to visit a doctor to see if anything could be done, but the husband wouldn’t hear of it. He told her that it was just a natural bodily function, and then he would laugh in her face as she tried to wave the fumes away with her hands. She told him that there was nothing natural about it and if he didn’t stop, he was one day going to “fart his guts out.”

The years went by and Martha continued to suffer and Herman continued to ignore her warnings about “farting his guts out” until one Christmas morning.

Before dawn, Martha went downstairs to prepare the family feast. She fixed Christmas pudding, mashed potatoes, gravy and of course a turkey. While she was taking out the turkeys innards, a thought occurred to the wife as to how she might solve her husband’s problem.

With a devilish grin on her face, she placed the turkey guts into a bowl and quietly walked upstairs hours before her flatulent husband would awake. While he was still soundly asleep, she pulled back the covers and then gently pulled back her husband’s jockey shorts. She then placed all of the turkey guts into her husband’s underwear, pulled them up, replaced the covers and tiptoed back downstairs to finish preparing the family meal.

Several hours later she heard Herman awake with his normal loud ass trumpeting. This was soon followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as her husband ran to the upstairs bathroom. Martha could not control herself and her eyes began to tear up as she rolled on the floor laughing. After years of putting up with him she had finally gotten even.

About twenty minutes later, Herman came downstairs in his blood stained underpants with a look of horror in his eyes. She bit her lip to keep from laughing and she asked him what was the matter.

“Honey,” he said. “You were right – all those years you warned me and I didn’t listen to you.”

“What do you mean?” asked Martha.

“Well, you always told me that I would end up farting my guts out one of these days and today it finally happened. But by the grace of God and these two fingers, I think I got them all back in.

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Originally Posted by dijit (Post 2037672)

Herman and Martha were happily married for nearly forty years.

Where's the pic? :confused:

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 2037675)

Where's the pic? :confused:

Herman wouldnt let me post it

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I'm a little slow, is that sort of like H2O?

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Originally Posted by YankeeMan (Post 2039089)

I'm a little slow, is that sort of like H2O?

Here's the fact sheet on this dangerous chemical compound.

http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html

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Originally Posted by AdamJoshua (Post 2038772)

https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net...bb&oe=55F6E5C6

I thought that was Lena Dunham's little sister and Lena's van?

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Originally Posted by markem (Post 2039091)

Here's the fact sheet on this dangerous chemical compound.

http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html

I still don't get it. I'm real slow on the uptake. What am I missing?

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Originally Posted by ColdCuts (Post 2039253)

I still don't get it. I'm real slow on the uptake. What am I missing?

DHMO is H2O is water.