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Porch Dweller 04-04-2014 02:08 PM

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Good thing they're inverted, too. I've had the non-inverted ones and they're pretty crappy.

CigarNut 04-04-2014 04:29 PM

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Why the heck are they "inverted"?

:r

T.G 04-04-2014 04:45 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by CigarNut (Post 1949656)
Why the heck are they "inverted"?

:r

Because they're really gross the other way.

Blueface 04-04-2014 05:12 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by T.G (Post 1949661)
Because they're really gross the other way.

I just pissed all over.
At my age, not hard to do but this put it over the top.

Brlesq 04-04-2014 06:00 PM

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^^All of these comments are funny as hell! :r :r :r

dijit 04-05-2014 05:16 AM

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Oh hell just wrap them in bacon and feed them to Larry.

cmitch 04-05-2014 07:44 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by dijit (Post 1949795)
Oh hell just wrap them in bacon and feed them to Larry.

Oh, you're baaaad.:r

shark 04-05-2014 10:02 AM

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I knew it! They DO exist!

https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/...86027931_n.jpg

markem 04-07-2014 08:07 AM

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http://i418.photobucket.com/albums/p...ps2996cb56.jpg

CigarNut 04-07-2014 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by markem (Post 1950384)

Is that the form you were struggling to fill out yesterday afternoon?

:r :r

jjirons69 04-07-2014 08:15 AM

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http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-P3gd69BfzF.../marcopolo.jpg

AdamJoshua 04-07-2014 06:58 PM

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https://scontent-a-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/...10095712_n.jpg

pnoon 04-07-2014 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by pnoon (Post 1885079)

Quote:

Originally Posted by jjirons69 (Post 1950389)

Yep. ;)

jjirons69 04-07-2014 07:49 PM

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http://liveandlove.typepad.com/.a/6a...603151c970b-pi

jjirons69 04-07-2014 07:50 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pnoon (Post 1950655)
Yep. ;)

I'm slow, and it's Monday.

pnoon 04-07-2014 07:51 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by jjirons69 (Post 1950657)
I'm slow, and it's Monday.

Welcome to MY world. :D

AdamJoshua 04-07-2014 08:57 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by AdamJoshua (Post 1950635)

and the rebuttal ..

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.n...26540895_n.jpg

Steve 04-08-2014 06:10 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by AdamJoshua (Post 1950691)

:D

Blueface 04-08-2014 06:26 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by AdamJoshua (Post 1950691)

Pretty funny.

Truth be told, Puerto Rico was trying to figure out what their flag would look like.
It was a very famous Cuban liberator that offered Puerto Rico to take the Cuban flag colors and invert them.

So........I think it's Captain America who copied from Cuba. :r

Steve 04-09-2014 09:38 AM

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Time for a couple of people to check their shorts...

...Clicky...

CigarNut 04-09-2014 10:11 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve (Post 1951167)
Time for a couple of people to check their shorts...

...Clicky...

Wow!

Fredo456 04-10-2014 11:23 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve (Post 1951167)
Time for a couple of people to check their shorts...

...Clicky...

Yeah, I don't get why there are cameras rolling. I know that when I'm driving or standing on a street corner, there is never a rolling camera.

Are these scripted?

stearns 04-10-2014 11:36 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Fredo456 (Post 1951454)
Yeah, I don't get why there are cameras rolling. I know that when I'm driving or standing on a street corner, there is never a rolling camera.

Are these scripted?

A lot of people, particularly in european countries, have dash cams always rolling in case somebody intentionally jumps in fron of their car or does something else to try to get money out of the driver. I doubt any of these were scripted :2

Blueface 04-10-2014 11:36 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve (Post 1951167)
Time for a couple of people to check their shorts...

...Clicky...

Amazing.
Wish more states would be 100% with dash cams. Not allowed on FL windshields.

Goes to show, there are dumb people all over the world.

Love the ones that just keep walking as if nothing happened.

markem 04-10-2014 12:21 PM

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http://i418.photobucket.com/albums/p...ps2da47e83.jpg

CigarNut 04-10-2014 12:34 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by markem (Post 1951468)

:r :r

jhedrick83 04-10-2014 01:28 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by stearns (Post 1951457)
A lot of people, particularly in european countries, have dash cams always rolling in case somebody intentionally jumps in fron of their car or does something else to try to get money out of the driver. I doubt any of these were scripted :2

One of my favorite compilations:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?featur...&v=ZPkE2hHneP4

AdamJoshua 04-10-2014 04:25 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by stearns (Post 1951457)
A lot of people, particularly in european countries, have dash cams always rolling in case somebody intentionally jumps in fron of their car or does something else to try to get money out of the driver. I doubt any of these were scripted :2

I worked for a company here in CA, DriveCam, their cameras are used in many buses (front and back cameras),, waste management companies, public transportation systems, Time Warner cable uses them, etc.,

The video can then be downloaded manually or over cell / wifi signals to a server where it can be reviewed or downloaded. There was a big accident a few years go in NY where a drunk kid in a pickup hit a wedding limo headon and killed the limo driver and I believe the bride and a little girl that was with them, it was one of the first times that this kind of record was allowed in a trial and showed beyond doubt the pickup was in the wrong lane and struck the limo head on, the drivers defense was it that it was the limo swerving toward him or something stupid.


Edit: Ok so they have changed the clip lengthy from 30/30...

The DriveCam Video Event Recorder (VER) continually records driving data and provide continuous feedback to the driver. Additionally, video and audio – focused on the road outside the vehicle and on the driver – are continually recorded on a short loop but only stored when the vehicle exceeds a preset threshold (e.g. hard braking or a collision). Recorded video and audio includes up to eight seconds before an event and four seconds after.

shark 04-11-2014 05:13 PM

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https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hpho...04770532_n.jpg

shark 04-11-2014 05:26 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve (Post 1951167)
Time for a couple of people to check their shorts...

...Clicky...

5:38. Russian. Not a bunch of words to say in polite company....

AdamJoshua 04-11-2014 09:22 PM

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http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RoqPQXfOpI...dinginvite.jpg

CigarNut 04-11-2014 09:54 PM

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T.G 04-12-2014 02:19 PM

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Just because you have a lift and big tires doesn't make your ride a monster truck...

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/...3422186308.gif

Complete "Hold my beer and watch this" video HERE

Whee 04-12-2014 04:49 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by CigarNut (Post 1951925)

Yup. gonna borrow this.:D

pnoon 04-14-2014 06:39 AM

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http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i2...psab5e42e0.jpg

CigarNut 04-14-2014 08:43 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pnoon (Post 1952407)

:r :r

Whee 04-14-2014 09:29 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pnoon (Post 1952407)

:noon:noon:noon

Blueface 04-14-2014 09:40 AM

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Simply ingenious!!!

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s...6fae555e26.jpg

AdamJoshua 04-14-2014 03:41 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Blueface (Post 1952466)

Eh the ones built into the leather masks are.... i mean... I don't get it.

:r :r :r

AdamJoshua 04-14-2014 03:41 PM

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Anyone here OCD?

http://i.imgur.com/mRNv7Bq.jpg

CigarNut 04-14-2014 05:51 PM

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:r :r

hotreds 04-15-2014 07:03 PM

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https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/...31300050_n.jpg

CigarNut 04-15-2014 07:07 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by hotreds (Post 1953029)

:r :r

hotreds 04-16-2014 08:54 AM

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https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/...07235269_n.jpg

dman4505 04-16-2014 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by hotreds (Post 1953029)

Had that here in western Iowa over the weekend

81 on Saturday
low 40's with rain turning to snow Sunday
ended up with a couple inches in our yard Monday morning

Don

hotreds 04-16-2014 04:07 PM

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https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/...05964259_n.jpg

markem 04-16-2014 04:38 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by hotreds (Post 1953386)

And got an NSF grant to see if hearing aids would improve the jumping.

hotreds 04-16-2014 06:26 PM

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yup!

hotreds 04-17-2014 08:27 AM

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https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/...07490427_n.jpg

markem 04-17-2014 10:50 AM

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when I worked at a regular high-tech job, I used this phrase a lot during "inspirational and motivational meetings"

http://i418.photobucket.com/albums/p...psb63bc2d2.jpg


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