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chippewastud79 12-11-2008 05:11 PM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Studebaker (Post 114021)

"Nobody lends money to a man with a sense of humor."

Head


"Oh piss on your red hat!"

ChicagoWhiteSox 12-12-2008 09:08 PM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by chippewastud79 (Post 114596)
Head


"Oh piss on your red hat!"

A League of Their Own


" I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I'm going to take a stand. I'm going to defend it. Right or wrong, I'm going to defend it."

Tenor CS 12-13-2008 05:40 AM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ChicagoWhiteSox (Post 116658)
" I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I'm going to take a stand. I'm going to defend it. Right or wrong, I'm going to defend it."

Ferris Beuller's Day Off

I came here to kick some ass and chew some bubble gum ... and I'm all out of bubble gum.

Tenor CS 12-13-2008 06:45 AM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tenor CS (Post 116900)
Ferris Beuller's Day Off

I came here to kick some ass and chew some bubble gum ... and I'm all out of bubble gum.

Dammit, I messed it up:

Here's the correct quote:

I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass ... and I'm all out of bubble gum.

ChicagoWhiteSox 12-13-2008 09:21 AM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tenor CS (Post 116939)
Dammit, I messed it up:

Here's the correct quote:

I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass ... and I'm all out of bubble gum.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp_K8prLfso
They Live





"Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny ****ing Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse."

chippewastud79 12-13-2008 11:35 AM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ChicagoWhiteSox (Post 117168)
"Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny ****ing Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse."

Clark W. Griswald - National Lampoons Christmas Vacation

"Oh no, it looks good....but....well....its smiling at us."

:eevis 12-13-2008 03:23 PM

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"a Christmas Stroy" Fah Ra Ra Ra Rah!

"Tell Me something I Didn't Know"

"I once open mouth kissed a Horse"

???

"Something you didn't know, Baby!!"

chippewastud79 12-13-2008 03:30 PM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by :eevis (Post 117677)

"Tell Me something I Didn't Know"

"I once open mouth kissed a Horse"

???

"Something you didn't know, Baby!!"

Goldmember

"You're a 39 year old virgin, girls don't exactly find that attractive"

:eevis 12-13-2008 03:45 PM

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"THe 40 year old Virgin"

In Honor of Chippewastud79

"Lots of people go to college for ten years, Richard"

"Yeah, They are called Doctors"

Congrats buddy! It is and awesome achievement!! My wife is only once class away from getting her degree 11 yrs! It

chippewastud79 12-13-2008 03:56 PM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by :eevis (Post 117714)

In Honor of Chippewastud79

"Lots of people go to college for ten years, Richard"

"Yeah, They are called Doctors"

Congrats buddy! It is and awesome achievement!! My wife is only once class away from getting her degree 11 yrs! It

Although you were wrong on your guess.

Tommy Boy :tu

:eevis 12-13-2008 04:03 PM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by chippewastud79 (Post 117691)
Goldmember

"You're a 39 year old virgin, girls don't exactly find that attractive"

OOps! Then back to the guessing

chippewastud79 12-13-2008 07:06 PM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by :eevis (Post 117740)
OOps! Then back to the guessing

I'll add some more to it for ya.

"Shouldn't you be at home brushing your doll's hair?"

"Shouldn't you be at home blowing up a doll? Thats the only action you'll ever get."

Screwbag 12-16-2008 05:49 PM

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"...You keep using that word...I do not think it means what you think it means..."

Indigo Montoya in the Princess Bride

SvilleKid 12-18-2008 12:56 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by chippewastud79 (Post 117914)
I'll add some more to it for ya.

"Shouldn't you be at home brushing your doll's hair?"

"Shouldn't you be at home blowing up a doll? Thats the only action you'll ever get."

Seems to have us stumped, Chip.

Any additional hints? Or, reveal all, and give us another chance!!

chippewastud79 12-18-2008 08:13 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by SvilleKid (Post 125177)
Seems to have us stumped, Chip.

Any additional hints? Or, reveal all, and give us another chance!!

Its from "Benchwarmers". Sorry :(

"I guess ole Hank just wasn't enough for you."

chippewastud79 12-21-2008 12:20 AM

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I guess I just kill this game everytime I make a quote. :confused:

Quote:

Originally Posted by chippewastud79 (Post 125368)
"I guess ole Hank just wasn't enough for you."

:bh Bump

SvilleKid 12-26-2008 11:58 PM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by chippewastud79 (Post 129363)
I guess I just kill this game everytime I make a quote. :confused:



:bh Bump

Try one more mainstream or maybe a little wider known.

SvilleKid 12-29-2008 10:50 PM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
OK, in an effort to move the thread forward:

"honey............. It's made from honey!"

krash 12-29-2008 11:34 PM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by SvilleKid (Post 140973)
OK, in an effort to move the thread forward:

"honey............. It's made from honey!"


13th Warrior. Viking talking to Antonio Banderas when he says he can't drink fermented grape.

gvarsity 12-30-2008 01:12 PM

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Give me a scotch. I'm starving.

:) Having just been reading the scotch thread.

Gophernut 12-30-2008 01:21 PM

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Iron Man

"Whenever we needed money, we'd rob the airport. To us, it was better than Citibank."

vicvitola 12-30-2008 01:31 PM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 141646)
Iron Man

"Whenever we needed money, we'd rob the airport. To us, it was better than Citibank."

Goodfellas

"In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti"

:eevis 12-30-2008 02:19 PM

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Boondock Saints

"Thank you for inviting me to your Black Panther Party"

kugie 12-31-2008 09:30 AM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by :eevis (Post 141729)
Boondock Saints

"Thank you for inviting me to your Black Panther Party"


Forrest Gump

"I'll just take my ego for a walk"

Mugen910 12-31-2008 09:31 AM

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Step-Brother

"What's your favorite non-p00rnographic magazine to masterb8 to?"

"Boats & Hoes..Boats & Hoes"

:r

Starscream 01-02-2009 09:16 AM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by kugie (Post 143261)
"I'll just take my ego for a walk"

An Affair to Remember








"That's the last time, Bender. That the last time you ever make me look bad in front of those kids, you hear me? I make $31,000 a year and I have a home and I'm not about to throw it all away on some punk like you. But someday when you're outta here and you've forgotten all about this place and they've forgotten all about you, and you're wrapped up in your own pathetic life, I'm gonna be there. That's right. And I'm gonna kick the living **** out of you. I'm gonna knock your dick in the dirt. "

chippewastud79 01-03-2009 01:10 PM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by andysutherland (Post 145898)
"That's the last time, Bender. That the last time you ever make me look bad in front of those kids, you hear me? I make $31,000 a year and I have a home and I'm not about to throw it all away on some punk like you. But someday when you're outta here and you've forgotten all about this place and they've forgotten all about you, and you're wrapped up in your own pathetic life, I'm gonna be there. That's right. And I'm gonna kick the living **** out of you. I'm gonna knock your dick in the dirt. "

Breakfast Club :tu

Love that movie. "Eat my shorts" :D


Looks like its time for me to lock it up for a while. Maybe I should use one you guys can search. :rolleyes:
"Thats right, your not your father. Your father could sell a ketchup popsicle to a woman in white gloves."

Starscream 01-03-2009 02:28 PM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by chippewastud79 (Post 147842)
Breakfast Club :tu

Love that movie. "Eat my shorts" :D


Looks like its time for me to lock it up for a while. Maybe I should use one you guys can search. :rolleyes:
"Thats right, your not your father. Your father could sell a ketchup popsicle to a woman in white gloves."

Tommy Boy. Watched it earlier this week. Didn't even use search on this one.:tu




"Milt, we're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B. We have some new people coming in, and we need all the space we can get. So if you could just go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific, OK?"

:eevis 01-03-2009 03:51 PM

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Office Space!!

"OK Smoochy, I'm gonna go get drunk now!"

ChicagoWhiteSox 01-04-2009 09:07 PM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by :eevis (Post 148033)
Office Space!!

"OK Smoochy, I'm gonna go get drunk now!"

Death to Smoochy


"There's not gonna be any liberty for you boys cause you'll be going home by then."

groogs 01-04-2009 09:15 PM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ChicagoWhiteSox (Post 149860)
Death to Smoochy


"There's not gonna be any liberty for you boys cause you'll be going home by then."

An Officer and a Gentleman

"I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-Shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I'm here to party."

karmaz00 01-05-2009 02:33 PM

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"shake an bake" - Will F

"you aint first your last" - will F

Starscream 01-05-2009 02:46 PM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by groogs (Post 149874)
An Officer and a Gentleman

"I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-Shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I'm here to party."

Quote:

Originally Posted by karmaz00 (Post 150991)
"shake an bake" - Will F

"you aint first your last" - will F

Talladega Nights



"Sir, do we get to win this time?"

chippewastud79 01-05-2009 04:15 PM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by andysutherland (Post 151037)
"Sir, do we get to win this time?"

Rambo II

"Take the fall, act hurt, get indignant."

dschmidt20 01-05-2009 04:20 PM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by chippewastud79 (Post 151196)
Rambo II

"Take the fall, act hurt, get indignant."


The Mighty Ducks.

"Life moves by pretty fast. If you don't stop to look around once and a while you might miss it.":D

:eevis 01-05-2009 05:18 PM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Ferris Buelers Day Off

"I think I've got a frush."
What the f***'s a frush?
"[showing his royal flush] A *frush*."
"Oh, well I've got two sevens and two sevens beats a frush."
"Oh, thank you."

borndead1 01-06-2009 08:13 PM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by :eevis (Post 151355)
Ferris Buelers Day Off

"I think I've got a frush."
What the f***'s a frush?
"[showing his royal flush] A *frush*."
"Oh, well I've got two sevens and two sevens beats a frush."
"Oh, thank you."

Revenge of the Nerds :D



"We remember the night rider...and we know who you are!"

vicvitola 01-07-2009 09:18 AM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by borndead1 (Post 154011)
Revenge of the Nerds :D



"We remember the night rider...and we know who you are!"

Mad Max?

"What in the wild, wild world of sports is going on around here? I hired you boys to lay a little track...not to dance around like a bunch of Kansas City f....ts!"

SvilleKid 01-07-2009 11:11 AM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by vicvitola (Post 154870)
Mad Max?

"What in the wild, wild world of sports is going on around here? I hired you boys to lay a little track...not to dance around like a bunch of Kansas City f....ts!"

Blazing Saddles

"Remember this hat?"

"Why in the hell should I remember a Hat (laughing)?"

"You killed the man wearing it!"

krash 01-07-2009 05:57 PM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by SvilleKid (Post 155103)
Blazing Saddles

"Remember this hat?"

"Why in the hell should I remember a Hat (laughing)?"

"You killed the man wearing it!"


Was this from El Dorado? James Caan

SvilleKid 01-09-2009 08:56 AM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by krash (Post 155924)
Was this from El Dorado? James Caan

You are correct, sir! you're up for a quote!!

kugie 01-11-2009 06:23 AM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
"fly then with wing'ed sandels on your feet"

Demented 01-15-2009 09:46 AM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by kugie (Post 162198)
"fly then with wing'ed sandels on your feet"

Fly, lad... with winged sandals on your feet!

Legend Of Bagger Vance

"Goddammit, you bitİh! You never backed away from anything in your life! Now fight!"

LasciviousXXX 01-15-2009 10:28 AM

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For those on Facebook I did create a "movie quotes" quiz you can take... its on my profile under "boxes".

Heck... I'll copy it over here :D

SvilleKid 01-15-2009 11:46 AM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Demented (Post 171268)
Fly, lad... with winged sandals on your feet!

Legend Of Bagger Vance

"Goddammit, you bitİh! You never backed away from anything in your life! Now fight!"

The Abyss, Virgil Brigman to his wife (ex?)


"You want the good news first, or the bad news?"

Give me the bad news"

There's no way out of here alive"

"What's the good news?"

"Doesn't look as if we're going to be here for long"

Demented 01-16-2009 07:12 PM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by SvilleKid (Post 171570)
The Abyss, Virgil Brigman to his wife (ex?)


"You want the good news first, or the bad news?"

Give me the bad news"

There's no way out of here alive"

"What's the good news?"

"It doesn't look like we'll be here very long"

Real Men

"You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons"

Demented 01-18-2009 11:58 PM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Demented (Post 174706)
"You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons"

Here's another from the same movie...

"Well, Mongo ain't exactly a "who," he's more of a "what."

chippewastud79 01-19-2009 01:54 PM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Demented (Post 177955)
Here's another from the same movie...

"Well, Mongo ain't exactly a "who," he's more of a "what."

Blazing Saddles :tu

"I transferred from Los Angeles, your school has no gymnastics team, this is a last resort."

Demented 01-20-2009 09:12 PM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by chippewastud79 (Post 178900)
Blazing Saddles :tu

"I transferred from Los Angeles, your school has no gymnastics team, this is a last resort."

Bring It On

"Explorers in the further regions of experience. Demons to some. Angels to others."

markem 01-20-2009 09:19 PM

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hellraiser?

"The video arcade is down the street. Here we just sell small rectangular objects. They're called books. They require a little effort on your part, and make no bee-bee-bee-bee-beeps. On your way please. "


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