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Arty's next party invitation wasn't so tardy.

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My wife came home with bad news,

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she said "at the herf, they allow no booze"

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when I heard those words my jaw did drop,

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"Nothing at the herf but milk and pop?",

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Now I've got a real case of Holiday Blues

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Patriots shot down the high flying Jets

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They might have gotten a better game from the Mets,

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Next up are the Big Bad Chicago Bears

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See which dress Cutler wears,

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Maybe he'll look like a Christmas Rockette

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It's getting too cold to smoke outside

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and the public smoking laws we must abide

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I ask my wife about a garage heater,

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And I'm a basement smoking cheater,

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Originally Posted by VTDragon http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/images...s/viewpost.gif
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It's getting too cold to smoke outside

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Originally Posted by Mr B http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/images...s/viewpost.gif
and the public smoking laws we must abide

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I ask my wife about a garage heater,

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And I'm a basement smoking cheater,


Stupid ash - why can't I be a neater cheater?


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Of all the things that are grand in life

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Mark....Line #5 needs to rhyme with lines #1 and #2 in a limerick. :r

One of them is not my ex-wife,

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While we dated, we scootered

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But I soon was de-cootered,

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I just hope they used a sterilized knife!!