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kaisersozei 10-28-2010 09:35 AM
Re: WTF is wrong with people?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ahc4353 (Post 1039458)
I have been reading this thread so long I forgot, did this happen on a Monday?
:r

Sauer Grapes 10-28-2010 10:11 AM
Re: WTF is wrong with people?
 
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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1039903)
Sounds like most of these states define "assault" as Illinois defines "battery". Nobody said Illinois lawmakers were the sharpest knives in the drawer. ;)
The common law definition, in pretty much every state is that assault is an action that causes apprehension of imminent physical contact of a harmful or offensive nature. Battery is contact of a harmful or offensive nature.

These aren't statutory (criminal) definitions, which will vary from state to state, but these are the accepted legal definitions. Also, there can be both assault and battery, or just one.

T.G 10-28-2010 10:12 AM
Re: WTF is wrong with people?
 
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Originally Posted by illinoishoosier (Post 1039986)
Damn those Duracells!! Damn them all to hell!!!





:rolleyes:
http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/5...yherfingv4.jpg

Pinky says "Right on!"

hscmit 10-28-2010 10:14 AM
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Damn you TG I was trying to find a "still going" ad

Subvet642 10-28-2010 10:17 AM
Re: WTF is wrong with people?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by T.G (Post 1040045)
It looks like Pinky is wearing thongs on those @ss shaped feet of his. :r

Whee 10-28-2010 10:26 AM
Re: WTF is wrong with people?
 
Call Homeland Security...this thread has been successfully hijacked.:r:noon:r

BigCat 10-28-2010 10:30 AM
Re: WTF is wrong with people?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sauer Grapes (Post 1040042)
The common law definition, in pretty much every state is that assault is an action that causes apprehension of imminent physical contact of a harmful or offensive nature. Battery is contact of a harmful or offensive nature.

These aren't statutory (criminal) definitions, which will vary from state to state, but these are the accepted legal definitions. Also, there can be both assault and battery, or just one.
I'm a little removed from 1st year criminal law at this point, but I don't think that's correct. As far as I recall, if there is a battery, the assault merges into it. Sort of like an attempted murder charge merges into the murder if you commit one. One does not get charged for both attempted murder and murder of the same person.

SterlingCigarMan 10-28-2010 10:35 AM
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http://www.cigarmanandy.com/emoticons/jaw.gif

Thammy 10-28-2010 10:46 AM
Re: WTF is wrong with people?
 
That is insane. I do not know what I would do in that situation. I would be way too angry. The closest this has ever happened to me was a lady yelling at me for pipe smoking in front of starbucks (apparently your not allowed to smoke on their outside tables, which is the opposite in most places). She then went inside to complain to the store and they made me leave. A non smoking couple attempted to aid me, it didn't work but I liked their good intentions. But yeah, these situations are getting common.

Ahbroody 10-28-2010 10:53 AM
Re: WTF is wrong with people?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by BigCat (Post 1040068)
I'm a little removed from 1st year criminal law at this point, but I don't think that's correct. As far as I recall, if there is a battery, the assault merges into it. Sort of like an attempted murder charge merges into the murder if you commit one. One does not get charged for both attempted murder and murder of the same person.
Correct sir.

Which is why someone would need to show the cigar removal was a battery. This would fall on its face. Leaving you a property claim.

CigarNut 10-28-2010 10:56 AM
Re: WTF is wrong with people?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zens7s (Post 1039973)
I am pretty confident that my dating life can be defined as "Assault and Flattery".
Is that a good thing? :)

nick2021 10-28-2010 11:44 AM
Re: WTF is wrong with people?
 
sad to say, but this is the society we live in...

Sauer Grapes 10-28-2010 12:07 PM
Re: WTF is wrong with people?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by BigCat (Post 1040068)
I'm a little removed from 1st year criminal law at this point, but I don't think that's correct. As far as I recall, if there is a battery, the assault merges into it. Sort of like an attempted murder charge merges into the murder if you commit one. One does not get charged for both attempted murder and murder of the same person.
For criminal, you are correct, for common law torts, you can have both, which was what I was trying to say. Of course, when typing on my phone, I don't always format the best.

thebiglebowski 10-28-2010 12:20 PM
Re: WTF is wrong with people?
 
just read this thread and i'm totally shocked that someone would actually do this. i think the OP responded perfectly with the verbal attack, but turning the hose on her would've been the icing on the cake. although, if this woman was brazen enough to walk up and grab a cigar out of his mouth, i'd wager there might have been a real assault if she got sprayed...

i feel sorry for her kid.

mhailey 10-28-2010 12:23 PM
Re: WTF is wrong with people?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zens7s (Post 1039973)
I am pretty confident that my dating life can be defined as "Assault and Flattery".
Not particularly in that order??

Addiction 10-28-2010 12:45 PM
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Your a good man, that woulda ended differently had it been me.

icehog3 10-28-2010 01:31 PM
Re: WTF is wrong with people?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zens7s (Post 1039973)
I am pretty confident that my dating life can be defined as "Assault and Flattery".
As opposed to pnoon's dating life before marriage, which was defined as "Assault by Flatulence".

Quote:
Originally Posted by illinoishoosier (Post 1039986)
Damn those Duracells!! Damn them all to hell!!!


:rolleyes:
Git yer stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!

Conch Republican 10-28-2010 01:33 PM
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:r

ahc4353 10-28-2010 01:33 PM
Re: WTF is wrong with people?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1040312)
As opposed to pnoon's dating life before marriage, which was defined as "Assault by Flatulence".



Git yer stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!
:r:r Now that's funny chit! :r:r (Pardon the punn :D)

gijoey959 10-28-2010 04:06 PM
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:r :r :r

I can't even go to work without this thread growing a couple pages! I just finished catching my breath from these recent pages

MajorCaptSilly 10-28-2010 04:13 PM
Re: WTF is wrong with people?
 
I haven't read the entire thread but wanted to participate. Can someone please punch my card?


MCS

BC-Axeman 10-28-2010 04:20 PM
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+1 for MCS

BnBTobacco 10-30-2010 09:07 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by benedic08 (Post 1038202)
Here's what I would've done in that situation. After her lecture, with a maniac tone tell her "Your lecture only makes my Pen*s HARDER!" Then proceed by inviting her into your house. She's probably gonna start walking away and scare the crap out of her for a while.
The look on her face would have been priceless. Good one! :tu

What if she's not the type to just walk away though? You could get slapped in the face or worst yet, get a good kick in the balls. Some women are very protective of their children, probably why she did what she did.

Jack Straw 11-08-2010 09:53 PM
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Originally Posted by gijoey959 (Post 1038713)
O.o leave for a few hours and the thread sprouts wings

She came up from behind-ish, so by the time I saw the b*ch, it was too late, I don't really like going to jail, so I just verbally assaulted her, and I found out she has been charged with tresspassing, and destruction of property, since the pulling the cigar out of my mouth would be hard to prove :r anyway, $15<permanent record + court fees + any other fees

It all equaled out, plus I just got birthday bombed by my own fiance :r my luck!
Why pay $10 to see a movie, when a thread like this can one minute send my blood pressure through the roof in anger, and then, with news like this, restore my faith that somehow, some way, mankind is not doomed after all. Bravo.

docdoty 11-08-2010 09:57 PM
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What andrew said x2

lbowles2 11-09-2010 09:55 AM
Re: WTF is wrong with people?
 
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Originally Posted by Dunkel (Post 1038163)
I'd have farted violently in her mouth.
You my friend are my new hero!!! :banger :banger

replicant_argent 11-09-2010 10:02 AM
Re: WTF is wrong with people?
 
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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1040312)
As opposed to pnoon's dating life before marriage, which was defined as "Assault by Flatulence".
There was a definition of flatulence way back in the Cretaceous Period?

pnoon 11-09-2010 10:08 AM
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Originally Posted by replicant_argent (Post 1055554)
There was a definition of flatulence way back in the Cretaceous Period?
Tough crowd.
:tg
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Ahbroody 11-09-2010 11:12 AM
Re: WTF is wrong with people?
 
This thread is reminding me of herpes

landhoney 11-11-2010 03:19 PM
Re: WTF is wrong with people?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by benedic08 (Post 1038202)
Here's what I would've done in that situation. After her lecture, with a maniac tone tell her "Your lecture only makes my Pen*s HARDER!" Then proceed by inviting her into your house. She's probably gonna start walking away and scare the crap out of her for a while.
This made me lol, had to let you know, been laughing at the thought for days. :r

sikk50 11-11-2010 04:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Ahbroody (Post 1055657)
This thread is reminding me of herpes
That ****'ll come back with ya

flybum62 11-13-2010 01:22 PM
Re: WTF is wrong with people?
 
A friend and I were tailgating at Purdue fooatball game last year when some snooty woman came past us twice and gave us an ear full because we were smoking cigars, said that "they stink to much." My frined told he to f.off, off she ran and came back with her husband who was smoking a cigarette! Some people!!!!

nick2021 11-14-2010 06:27 AM
Re: WTF is wrong with people?
 
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Originally Posted by flybum62 (Post 1060729)
A friend and I were tailgating at Purdue fooatball game last year when some snooty woman came past us twice and gave us an ear full because we were smoking cigars, said that "they stink to much." My frined told he to f.off, off she ran and came back with her husband who was smoking a cigarette! Some people!!!!
lol what did the husband say?

flybum62 11-14-2010 02:28 PM
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He just smiled apoligized and a grabed his wife by the arm and started chewing her out. He came back and broght us a couple of beers. He sat down and talked for about a 1/2 hr. Actually, a pretty nice guy.

gijoey959 11-14-2010 03:36 PM
Re: WTF is wrong with people?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ahbroody (Post 1055657)
This thread is reminding me of herpes
+1 :r

Bill86 11-14-2010 03:38 PM
Re: WTF is wrong with people?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by flybum62 (Post 1061488)
He just smiled apoligized and a grabed his wife by the arm and started chewing her out. He came back and broght us a couple of beers. He sat down and talked for about a 1/2 hr. Actually, a pretty nice guy.
:tu

LOL about smoking cigarettes and not cigars. Come on......smoke is smoke you either like it or hate it. I've smoked both and I'd rather smell cigar smoke.

joeobx 11-14-2010 03:41 PM
Re: WTF is wrong with people?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by flybum62 (Post 1061488)
He just smiled apoligized and a grabed his wife by the arm and started chewing her out. He came back and broght us a couple of beers. He sat down and talked for about a 1/2 hr. Actually, a pretty nice guy.
Bet he didn't get any for a while

cmitch 11-14-2010 03:58 PM
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You shoulda kicked her in the balls.

BnBTobacco 02-18-2011 03:58 AM
Re: WTF is wrong with people?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by flybum62 (Post 1060729)
A friend and I were tailgating at Purdue fooatball game last year when some snooty woman came past us twice and gave us an ear full because we were smoking cigars, said that "they stink to much." My frined told he to f.off, off she ran and came back with her husband who was smoking a cigarette! Some people!!!!
Probably, it was her way of letting out her feelings for her husband who is a smoker also. You served as the outlet.

chand 02-18-2011 05:15 AM
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What is with the thread necrophilia around here lately!

TBone 02-18-2011 06:30 AM
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I'm in jail...She's in the hospital with a broke nose and a bill for $15 for a replacement stick...

sjnovakovich 02-19-2011 01:51 PM
Re: WTF is wrong with people?
 
I'd have turned the hose one her.

Stephen 02-19-2011 02:38 PM
Re: WTF is wrong with people?
 
Daaang, there's some people with some anger issues in here. Would I have been pissed? You betcha. Would I strike somebody over $20? Last time I checked, I wasn't 15 years old...:2

Ahbroody 02-19-2011 02:50 PM
Re: WTF is wrong with people?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ahbroody (Post 1055657)
This thread is reminding me of herpes
Just like herpes. It sucks and its back again.

justonemorestick 02-19-2011 04:19 PM
Re: WTF is wrong with people?
 
I think WTF is wrong with people? is that some people dont know when to quit digging up the past.

loki 02-19-2011 04:55 PM
Re: WTF is wrong with people?
 
can someone lock this cluster****?

pnoon 02-19-2011 05:06 PM
Re: WTF is wrong with people?
 
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Originally Posted by loki (Post 1178779)
can someone lock this cluster****?
Works for me.


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