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shade 05-04-2014 07:07 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah, hey Jude

mk05 05-04-2014 07:27 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Speaking of "nah"

na nanananaaa nanananaaaa nanana nanana. nanananaaaaaaaaa

:noon

I bet no one knows what song that is.

DonWeb 05-04-2014 07:50 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
I got a freaky ole lady name a cocaine Katy
Who embroiders on my jeans
I got my poor ole grey haired daddy
Drivin' my limousine

kugie 05-05-2014 08:04 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
I met her in a club down in North Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Cherry Cola
C-O-L-A Cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said, "Lola"
L-O-L-A Lola, lo lo lo Lola

dave 05-05-2014 08:29 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
ain't good for nothin'....cept put a man six feet in a hole

dave 05-05-2014 08:29 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
oh....I'm still a page behind...lol

dave 05-05-2014 08:32 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
tell me why I don't like Mondays

Ye Olde Phart 05-05-2014 08:33 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
I read the news today, oh boy
4,000 holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
And though the holes were rather small
They had to count them all

AdamJoshua 05-05-2014 09:49 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Don't bring me down, down down down down down

icehog3 05-05-2014 10:45 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
**** that ****, 'cause I ain't the one, fo' a punk police with a badge and a gun, to be beatin' on, and thrown in jail, we can go toe to toe in the middle of a cell....

Dave128 05-05-2014 10:49 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
workin' 9 to 5.....

dave 05-05-2014 10:59 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Everybody wants a new romance
Everybody's going off the deep end
Everybody needs a second chance, oh

icehog3 05-05-2014 11:01 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
He said, "I got to go but my friend can stick around"

Porch Dweller 05-05-2014 11:11 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
There's an old man sitting next to me making love to his tonic and gin

dave 05-05-2014 11:41 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
No, I ain't seen my baby since the night before last,
Gotta get a drink man, I'm gonna get gassed
Gonna get high man, I ain't had enough,
Need me a triple shot of that stuff

icehog3 05-05-2014 02:40 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Now I'm not like this, I'm really kinda shy, but I get this feeling, whenever you walk by...

Porch Dweller 05-05-2014 04:20 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
If you look at your reflection in the bottom of a well,
What you see is only on the surface.
When you try to see the meaning hidden underneath,
The measure of the depth can be deceiving
The bottom has a rocky reputation.

TXRebel 05-06-2014 02:45 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!
Bird bird bird, bird's the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, bird is the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, well-a bird is the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, bird's the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, well-a bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird's the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, bird's the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, well-a bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know, about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word

mk05 05-06-2014 04:28 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
No.......why did you just do that....NOOOOOOOOOOOO

hmmm...how about, "I CAMMMEE IN LIKE A WRRREECCCKING BALLLLLLL"

:noon

kugie 05-06-2014 04:58 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
There she was just a walking down the street...
Singing.... Doo Wah Ditty Ditty Dum Ditty Doo


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