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Have you considered sending them on one of those meetings where they sit for like 4 hours being told the wonders of time shares?

Say...all of them within a 2 hour drive?

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Watch dog bark on a hot summer night,
kill my in-laws, kill my in-laws,
watch dog bark, though he bite,
kill my in-laws, kill my in-laws,
slip in his window, break their neck,
then their house I start to wreck,
got no reason, what the heck!
kill my in-laws, kill my in-laws,
C-I-L-L my in-laws.

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Seems like a song that would have a banjo behind it, right?

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My in-laws routinely stay for a month. Of course, they live in Europe and my wife and I live in Michigan.

I honestly have nothing to complain about. I love my in-laws and they are great with my kids. After a while though my MIL starts driving my wife nuts.

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Actually an old SNL Eddie Murphy skit, substitute "landlord" for in-laws.

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Well Kevin after talking with you last night and then reading this thread, I feel for you bro, two weeks is a long time to hold your tongue. You keep a very nice clean home and a couple of mutts shouldn't be ALLOWED to disgrace it with piss. Maybe a trip to the neighbors house Smith&Wesson's is in order;):D:D

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Ah, yes. "Images" by Tyrone Banks.

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The Dude abides. At this point White Russians are your friend, my friend.

Keep your head up Brother!

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WINNER!
Just made my night Tom! :tu :r

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Now ya know why I really want to get away and hit the cigar lounge as often as possible! :ss

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Do it! I'd say you deserve it.

By the way. Just rewatched Christmas Vacation last nite and this thread came to mind...:r;s

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We're really gonna need a summary on this one, Kev. I just came and looked this thread up just so Lisa and I could see how it all worked out. :)

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Yes. Update PLEASE!

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Kevin had another thread where he said his FIL (not the one staying with him) passed away yesterday, so he might not be able to update here at the moment.

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Thank you Tom, you are correct. My true father in-law who just passed lived in northern Ca.
I will be up dating you all shortly on the further trails and tribulations here at the Casa as soon as I gather my scattered thoughts (and get back from the hardware store as I needed to pick up a shovel, lg plastic bags, duct tape and lye :r)

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Sorry for your loss. Glad to see you are back on the task at hand :)

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sorry for your loss but I see you've retained your sense of humor

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find a horse ranch, under the manure pile they go.....in about 3 weeks nothing left!!:D

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Sorry to hear about your Father in Law. I cant wait to hear more about your troubles on the home front though.

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hmmm my next door neighbor has horses....

On a serious note, sorry for your loss Kevin. Prayers sent.