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icehog3

07-03-2010 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Kreth (Post 906490)

She might have to cut back on the PPV too.
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I can see a Netflix rental once or twice a week, but you're right...no more PPV.

markem

07-03-2010 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 906638)

I can see a Netflix rental once or twice a week, but you're right...no more PPV.

Probably can't afford the golf channel anymore either :r

icehog3

07-03-2010 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by markem (Post 906641)

Probably can't afford the golf channel anymore either :r

Than where shall she find her next meal tick...I mean husband?

awsmith4

07-03-2010 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 906648)

Than where shall she find her next meal tick...I mean husband?

With ESPN she can scan all the dating pools at once

icehog3

07-03-2010 03:15 PM

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With ESPN she can scan all the dating pools at once

But can she afford cable with only 100-750 million? :confused:

awsmith4

07-03-2010 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 906727)

But can she afford cable with only 100-750 million? :confused:

I didn't think of that...maybe she can steal SI from the waiting room of the welfare office

icehog3

07-03-2010 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by awsmith4 (Post 906735)

I didn't think of that...maybe she can steal SI from the waiting room of the welfare office

Or spend weekends pretending to shop in the Best Buy TV department.

Kreth

07-03-2010 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 906727)

But can she afford cable with only 100-750 million? :confused:

She'll have to get by with basic cable.
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icehog3

07-04-2010 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Kreth (Post 906748)

She'll have to get by with basic cable.
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I guess the rabbit ears don't work anymore, so basic cable is the minimum.

T.G	07-04-2010 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 907210)

I guess the rabbit ears don't work anymore, so basic cable is the minimum.

She could get a free-to-air satellite system. Once you buy the receiver and dish, all the channels are free. Might even be able to pick up one of those old style 10' dishes off craigslist for cheap.

BTW - anyone haver her number? Rite-Aid is closing out top ramen at 70% off, I wanted to let her know.

icehog3

07-04-2010 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by T.G (Post 907221)

She couldn't afford her cell service any more, but I have her snailer.

Kreth

07-04-2010 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by T.G (Post 907221)

BTW - anyone haver her number? Rite-Aid is closing out top ramen at 70% off, I wanted to let her know.

I don't know her number, but you could shoot her an e-mail: tiger_tamer@gmail.com.
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icehog3

07-04-2010 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Kreth (Post 907246)

I don't know her number, but you could shoot her an e-mail: tiger_tamer@gmail.com.
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She had to cancel her internet service, $29.99 a month was eating into her hundred millions too fast.

T.G	07-04-2010 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 907253)

She had to cancel her internet service, $29.99 a month was eating into her hundred millions too fast.

I think there are some charity internet programs she can apply for.

icehog3

07-04-2010 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by T.G (Post 907276)

I think there are some charity internet programs she can apply for.

She can use mine if she wants to come by and do some weeding in the backyard.

T.G	07-04-2010 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 907278)

She can use mine if she wants to come by and do some weeding in the backyard.

That would only work for hanging planters, I head she doesn't like to spend much time on her knees.

Chingas

07-04-2010 11:35 AM

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Damn... You bastards are so cold! It's hard enough to wake up, have her servant slip her tiger, I mean, leopard haired sandals on and actually Walking across 18 wings to get her breakfast. Now you want her to weed?

She's obviously gonna have to settle for a trailer out side of the gulf oil spill zone if she plans on keeping the luxuries she's been used too. Do you think she can boil water on her own? Maybe spend some of that cash on life lessons.

T.G	07-04-2010 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Chingas (Post 907297)

She's obviously gonna have to settle for a trailer out side of the gulf oil spill zone if she plans on keeping the luxuries she's been used too. Do you think she can boil water on her own? Maybe spend some of that cash on life lessons.

How is she going to be able to boil water? I heard she couldn't afford electricity, gas or propane service anymore. She'll have to get one of those funky solar reflector emergency cookers like we sent crates of to Haiti after the earthquake.

Chingas

07-04-2010 11:58 AM

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Remember science class in 5th grade? Sun and tin foil cooks a hot dog. Maybe there's a cool way to boil water. But wait... Stupid me, Tiger keeps the Pots!

T.G	07-04-2010 12:15 PM

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She won't be able to afford hot dogs, only scrapple.

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