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qsalinas 03-09-2011 02:33 PM
Re: Advice for B&M customers anyone?
 
I got one...

Everytime I walk into my favorite B&M with my girlfriend. All of the regulars stare at her like she's some kind of RARE Cuban or a HMR Gurkha that no one has seen before. Although I think that my girlfriend is beautiful and all, can you guys stop drooling. It's not like she's on the Victoria Secret catalogs.

You could be honey and I think you should be***(Just in case she reads this)

kaisersozei 03-09-2011 02:42 PM
Re: Advice for B&M customers anyone?
 
^^^^^ :np

You mean like that? ;)


j/k, I know what you mean.

icehog3 03-09-2011 02:49 PM
Re: Advice for B&M customers anyone?
 
When you have a beautiful girlfriend/wife, guys are gonna look. Get used to it, or get an ugly girlfriend. :r4

awsmith4 03-09-2011 02:54 PM
Re: Advice for B&M customers anyone?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1200044)
When you have a beautiful girlfriend/wife, guys are gonna look. Get used to it, or get an ugly girlfriend. :r4
"If you're gonna be happy for the rest of your life..."

icehog3 03-09-2011 02:59 PM
Re: Advice for B&M customers anyone?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by awsmith4 (Post 1200051)
"If you're gonna be happy for the rest of your life..."
;) :r

Bill86 03-09-2011 03:02 PM
Re: Advice for B&M customers anyone?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1200044)
When you have a beautiful girlfriend/wife, guys are gonna look. Get used to it, or get an ugly girlfriend. :r4
Or in your case Tom, if you walk in with a beautiful wife AND girlfriend.....people are going to look.

loki 03-09-2011 03:17 PM
Re: Advice for B&M customers anyone?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by qsalinas (Post 1200025)
I got one...

Everytime I walk into my favorite B&M with my girlfriend. All of the regulars stare at her like she's some kind of RARE Cuban or a HMR Gurkha that no one has seen before. Although I think that my girlfriend is beautiful and all, can you guys stop drooling. It's not like she's on the Victoria Secret catalogs.

You could be honey and I think you should be***(Just in case she reads this)
you're taking a presumably good looking woman into a store that is populated by men...the hell do you expect to happen?

N2 GOLD 03-09-2011 03:31 PM
Re: Advice for B&M customers anyone?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by loki (Post 1200083)
you're taking a presumably good looking woman into a store that is populated by men...the hell do you expect to happen?
Yeah... :D

Volusianator 03-09-2011 03:34 PM
Re: Advice for B&M customers anyone?
 
I work one day a week at a cigar shop, so I'll not get involved...that way it won't sound like I'm *****ing! :banger

icehog3 03-09-2011 08:37 PM
Re: Advice for B&M customers anyone?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bill86 (Post 1200062)
Or in your case Tom, if you walk in with a beautiful wife AND girlfriend.....people are going to look.
Did that once, Bill.......ONCE. :r

Bill86 03-09-2011 09:04 PM
Re: Advice for B&M customers anyone?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1200572)
Did that once, Bill.......ONCE. :r
Gee I wonder why? :r

:r

docdoty 03-09-2011 09:06 PM
Re: Advice for B&M customers anyone?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1200572)
Did that once, Bill.......ONCE. :r
Once a week........:=:

enlightenedcigar 03-10-2011 04:03 PM
Re: Advice for B&M customers anyone?
 
Had a customer crap himself and let it trickle down his pants and onto our lounge floor one time, then bolted. Please do not crap on our floor. Haha

hscmit 03-10-2011 05:09 PM
Re: Advice for B&M customers anyone?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by enlightenedcigar (Post 1201410)
Had a customer crap himself and let it trickle down his pants and onto our lounge floor one time, then bolted. Please do not crap on our floor. Haha
haha
bet it was a $hitty day for him too

loki 03-10-2011 06:32 PM
Re: Advice for B&M customers anyone?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by enlightenedcigar (Post 1201410)
Had a customer crap himself and let it trickle down his pants and onto our lounge floor one time, then bolted. Please do not crap on our floor. Haha
guess he had to run....or had the runs...either way

Stephen 03-10-2011 06:36 PM
Re: Advice for B&M customers anyone?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bill86 (Post 1200062)
Or in your case Tom, if you walk in with a beautiful wife AND girlfriend.....people are going to look.
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1200572)
Did that once, Bill.......ONCE. :r
Who's wife?:sh;)

icehog3 03-10-2011 07:45 PM
Re: Advice for B&M customers anyone?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1201605)
Who's wife?:sh;)
Exactly. :)

replicant_argent 03-10-2011 07:47 PM
Re: Advice for B&M customers anyone?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1201605)
Who's wife?:sh;)
not to mention...


Whose girlfriend?

Bill86 03-10-2011 07:49 PM
Re: Advice for B&M customers anyone?
 
I'm guessing it's someone else's wife and her bi-curious girlfriend?

Tio Gato 03-11-2011 02:45 PM
Re: Advice for B&M customers anyone?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by enlightenedcigar (Post 1201410)
Had a customer crap himself and let it trickle down his pants and onto our lounge floor one time, then bolted. Please do not crap on our floor. Haha
:r:r

Wow, any idea what he was smoking? Please share if you do!


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