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pnoon 07-01-2010 04:52 PM

Re: Tiger Woods Divorce Settlement?
 
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Originally Posted by longknocker (Post 904933)
Mila Would Be Upset!:D

I'll console her. :)

longknocker 07-01-2010 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by pnoon (Post 904948)
I'll console her. :)

:r:tu

icehog3 07-01-2010 05:01 PM

Re: Tiger Woods Divorce Settlement?
 
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Originally Posted by longknocker (Post 904933)
Mila Would Be Upset!:D

Mila is Ryan's heartthrob. ;)

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Originally Posted by pnoon (Post 904948)
I'll console her. :)

You console Mila, Elin can console me with her eleventy billion dollars. :)

BlackDog 07-01-2010 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 904969)
Mila is Ryan's heartthrob. ;)



You console Mila, Elin can console me with her eleventy billion dollars. :)

OK, so thus far in this thread we've got a jilted murderous wife, a dead husband, and at least three philanderous husbands. That's gotta be worth about 5 billion dollars at the new "Tiger" exchange rate. :xxx

ChicagoWhiteSox 07-01-2010 07:20 PM

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http://thugtooth.net/images/tiger_wo...nal_poster.jpg

Skywalker 07-01-2010 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by ChicagoWhiteSox (Post 903688)
I wish I was a divorce attorney:D

I wish I was divorcing Tiger!!!:D

Blueface 07-02-2010 05:34 AM

Re: Tiger Woods Divorce Settlement?
 
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Originally Posted by Skywalker (Post 905156)
I wish I was divorcing Tiger!!!:D

Maybe I am getting too money hungry but man if you wish you were divorcing him, then I wish I was now marrying him.:r
There is still lots more money to come out of that cash cow.

BlackDog 07-02-2010 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Blueface (Post 905522)
Maybe I am getting too money hungry but man if you wish you were divorcing him, then I wish I was now marrying him.:r
There is still lots more money to come out of that cash cow.

Absolutely. The line to be the next Mrs. Woods is going to be very long.

BigCat 07-02-2010 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by BlackDog (Post 905576)
Absolutely. The line to be the next Mrs. Woods is going to be very long.

Something tells me the next Mrs. Woods is going to sign an air tight pre-nup.

icantbejon 07-02-2010 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by BigCat (Post 905639)
Something tells me the next Mrs. Woods is going to sign an air tight pre-nup.

Without a doubt...his lawyers know his true colors now. They won't let any discrepancy pass. There might as well not be a next Mrs. Woods. Tiger should just stay himself and be the man-whore he is. He'll be happier and more wealthy in the long run.

HK3- 07-02-2010 09:35 AM

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Dont hate the player, hate the game. :banger

Genetic Defect 07-02-2010 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by pnoon (Post 904948)
I'll console her. :)

PS3?

gvarsity 07-02-2010 01:26 PM

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Woods and Elin have a pre-nuptial agreement. Granted he is going to pay more than the pre-nup requires for her to disappear but I just can't believe this 750 million dollar number.

stewshi 07-02-2010 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by icantbejon (Post 905647)
Without a doubt...his lawyers know his true colors now. They won't let any discrepancy pass. There might as well not be a next Mrs. Woods. Tiger should just stay himself and be the man-whore he is. He'll be happier and more wealthy in the long run.

Hopefully he goes back to being himself cause right now his golf game is suffering and he isn't going to earn much more the way he's playing.

2011 Headline: Tiger Woods net worth $50 mil - Elin net worth $1 billion

Lear31MX 07-02-2010 04:35 PM

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you'll lose more money chasing women.

you'll lose less women chasing money.

GreekGodX 07-02-2010 07:01 PM

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Reports now are saying $100 million.

icehog3 07-02-2010 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by GreekGodX (Post 906107)
Reports now are saying $100 million.

How will she ever survive? :rolleyes:

Kreth 07-02-2010 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 906163)
How will she ever survive? :rolleyes:

Coupons.
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icehog3 07-02-2010 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Kreth (Post 906189)
Coupons.
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And Ramen noodles.

Kreth 07-03-2010 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 906191)
And Ramen noodles.

She might have to cut back on the PPV too.
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