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elderboy02 02-13-2009 08:02 AM

Re: You know your getting older when.......
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by smitdavi (Post 232518)
what about when you no long listen to top 40 on the radio and you now listen to talk radio

I do this as well.

rizzle 02-13-2009 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by illinoishoosier (Post 232549)
BR5-49:r

Simpler times...

For the damn youngin's loitering on my lawn...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeDX6ESys10

Awesome. I haven't seen that in....I guess that means I'm getting old!;)

Lucky_Hippo 02-13-2009 08:44 AM

Re: You know your getting older when.......
 
When staying out late means 9:30.

When driving to the outlet mall, the conversation starts off with "I remeber when this used to be...."

When the beat up car you drove to high school is now considered a classic.

When a movie you remember from a few years ago turns out to be over 20 years old. (i.e. Top Gun, Major League, Back to the Future)

Skywalker 02-13-2009 08:51 AM

Re: You know your getting older when.......
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by pnoon (Post 233153)
Some of your cigar buddies are younger than your kids.

Or you find out that one of them is your kid!!!!;)

Parshooter 02-13-2009 10:35 AM

Re: You know your getting older when.......
 
When your wife gets AARP notices in the mail.

karmaz00 02-13-2009 10:37 AM

Re: You know your getting older when.......
 
when i use the term "back in the day"...

Seanohue 02-13-2009 11:11 AM

Re: You know your getting older when.......
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by pnoon (Post 233153)
Some of your cigar buddies are younger than your kids.

Sorry Uncle Pnoon :D

ActionAndy 02-13-2009 11:11 AM

Re: You know your getting older when.......
 
Last night I stopped drinking at 10 pm. Because I had work in the morning.

Kreth 02-13-2009 11:15 AM

Re: You know your getting older when.......
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ActionAndy (Post 233432)
Last night I stopped drinking at 10 pm. Because I had work in the morning.

Up partying all hours of the night? What do you think, you're in college?

:r

MajorCaptSilly 02-13-2009 11:24 AM

Re: You know your getting older when.......
 
Headbanging brings on severe neck pain the next day.



MCS

That doesn't mean I'm ready to stop yet!

Cyanide 02-13-2009 11:27 AM

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When you try to remember what you had for supper last night, and find out the meal you are remembering was from 3 months ago.

When you write the date on a peice of paperwork, and realize you are still dating things January 2008.

When you write on your schedule when you think you will need to change you transmission fluid, even though its not until July 2009.

The first time you ask your wife to "darn my socks, please"

When you hesitate to try new foods in a restaurant because don't know what they will do to your colon.

When you actually find that satisfaction Capt Kirk was talking about regarding the benefits of fibre; discovering that he is actually quite an effective spokesperson for "whatever that cereal was"

Cheers

Cyanide

poker 02-13-2009 11:30 AM

Re: You know your getting older when.......
 
When you automatically get mail from AARP (weekly)

pnoon 02-13-2009 11:53 AM

Re: You know your getting older when.......
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Seanohue (Post 233430)
Sorry Uncle Pnoon :D

You are by no means the only one, Sean. :)

JaKaacH 02-13-2009 12:22 PM

Re: You know your getting older when.......
 
...you look at your hair, and you don't care if it turns gray or white, as long as it don't turn loose...

Don Fernando 02-13-2009 12:31 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailkat (Post 232533)
....you try to explain to a 20 something co-worker that the letters on the telephone were there because telephone numbers used to have letters in them......not for text messaging.

wow, appearantly I am not old :r never knew that.

Genetic Defect 02-13-2009 12:33 PM

Re: You know your getting older when.......
 
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Originally Posted by Blueface (Post 233068)
.....when you go to the bathroom to urinate and you think you are done. However, the stains left on your pants show a different opinion.:r

:r I am old :bh

bonjing 02-13-2009 01:07 PM

Re: You know your getting older when.......
 
when the gf says, "baby, your hair is getting thin." :bx:bh

piperman 02-13-2009 02:27 PM

Re: You know your getting older when.......
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Commander Quan (Post 232729)
You bend down to pick something up, and look around to see if there is anything else that needs picked up while your down there.

Actually we you buy the gopher to pick up things so you don't have to bend down, I have two in case I forget where one is.

smitdavi 02-13-2009 09:49 PM

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good stuff guys....keep it coming :tu

groogs 02-13-2009 09:57 PM

Re: You know your getting older when.......
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailkat (Post 232557)
TU4-37..:r

The thing that was even funnier.....was that she acted like it was the most incredible thing she had ever heard

I have to say that is incredible.:r:r I guess I am not old yet.:D


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