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Dave128 03-09-2012 02:15 PM
Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by LostAbbott (Post 1585856)
There were a few dried eggs, but no spiders crawling out. I think I would have freaked right out.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sonic04GT (Post 1586442)
Yeah I definitely would have thrown it and screamed.
DITTO.


(I have to believe I'm the biggest pansy on planet Earth when it comes to spiders)

Reaver2145 03-09-2012 03:35 PM
Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dave128 (Post 1586611)
DITTO.


(I have to believe I'm the biggest pansy on planet Earth when it comes to spiders)

Arr not really i heard a story from some of the army guys i know dunno if its true or not but suppository one of the native spiders in iraq decides to crawl up next to the hatch on his challenger so he knifes it then proceeds to leg it from the tank and up a telegraph pole for the entire base to see.

So hay thats nothing if the army brats are terrified of them.

BHalbrooks 03-09-2012 05:31 PM
Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
.... Reaver is that even English?

cjhalbrooks 03-09-2012 05:35 PM
Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Reaver2145 (Post 1586665)
Arr not really i heard a story from some of the army guys i know dunno if its true or not but suppository one of the native spiders in iraq decides to crawl up next to the hatch on his challenger so he knifes it then proceeds to leg it from the tank and up a telegraph pole for the entire base to see.

So hay thats nothing if the army brats are terrified of them.
They are called camel spiders and Fvck them. They will charge at you if they feel challenged

Pseudosacred 03-09-2012 05:37 PM
Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Reaver2145 (Post 1586665)
Arr not really i heard a story from some of the army guys i know dunno if its true or not but suppository one of the native spiders in iraq decides to crawl up next to the hatch on his challenger so he knifes it then proceeds to leg it from the tank and up a telegraph pole for the entire base to see.

So hay thats nothing if the army brats are terrified of them.
Quote:
Originally Posted by BHalbrooks (Post 1586766)
.... Reaver is that even English?
Suppository that's English ;) :=:

BHalbrooks 03-09-2012 05:39 PM
Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by cjhalbrooks (Post 1586773)
They are called camel spiders and Fvck them. They will charge at you if they feel challenged
How are those Ghurka's treating you :r

Quote:
Originally Posted by Pseudosacred (Post 1586778)
Suppository that's English ;) :=:
I put it into Google Translate and got nothing :tf

mase 03-09-2012 05:42 PM
Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pseudosacred (Post 1586778)
Suppository that's English ;) :=:
:r:r:r

cjhalbrooks 03-09-2012 05:46 PM
Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by BHalbrooks (Post 1586779)
I put it into Google Translate and got nothing :tf
I have to ask did you have the Spanish version of Google up again?

BHalbrooks 03-09-2012 05:49 PM
Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
No, I had it set to English to English :sh

cjhalbrooks 03-09-2012 05:50 PM
Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
Okay before anything is said i am done joking on this topic

nick2021 03-09-2012 05:58 PM
Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
I think the spider part is not the concern...but the twigs are...pretty big miss..

Pseudosacred 03-09-2012 06:08 PM
Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
Reaver used the word "suppository" instead of "supposedly"

Now, whether or not he did it on purpose is a question.

BHalbrooks 03-09-2012 06:15 PM
Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
I wasn't reffering to what you said haha. I meant his whole post. I can't understand it.
He kicked a Spider onto a Telephone poll to warn other spiders?

Pseudosacred 03-09-2012 06:17 PM
Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
Oh :r:r

If it means anything, I didn't understand it at all either :tu

BHalbrooks 03-09-2012 06:22 PM
Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
Who does???

On topic:
The twigs seem to be the worst part. I mean, maybe **** happens with the Spider?

cjhalbrooks 03-09-2012 06:25 PM
Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
i think that the spider would not have messed up the cigar for the most part. But the twigs would have changed the whole smoke. As in the burn and i have never tried to smoke a stick anyone want to tell me what that is like lol

Reaver2145 03-09-2012 08:07 PM
Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by BHalbrooks (Post 1586766)
.... Reaver is that even English?

You managed to read it didn't you even if it did take 20 seconds of your life away.

The master plan at work.

BHalbrooks 03-09-2012 08:10 PM
Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
Reading =/= ComPrehesion

mmblz 03-09-2012 08:33 PM
Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
zomg! look at those "tree trunks"
:r
:r

hotreds 03-09-2012 08:54 PM
Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
Actually- this would be a helluva title for a horror flic!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CzneQSObVv...1600/1482.jpeg


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