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Mikhail 06-24-2009 10:28 AM

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Balls to the walls!!!!!

MajorCaptSilly 06-24-2009 10:31 AM

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Don't leave your toaster in the road unless you want it run over by a car or a truck or a scooter.

MCS

TheTraveler 06-24-2009 10:52 AM

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A stitch in time saves nine.

Here's to swimmin' with bowlegged women.

DYNOMITE !!!

jjirons69 06-24-2009 11:33 AM

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Smokin' like a fish.

BC-Axeman 06-24-2009 11:35 AM

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It's not the heat, it's the humidity.

Or, just as bad:

"It's a dry heat." (115 deg!)

Mikhail 06-24-2009 12:44 PM

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I'll cry when I'm done killing.

csbrewfisher 06-24-2009 12:58 PM

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He's cooler that the other side of the pillow.

s15driftking 06-24-2009 02:53 PM

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Martini's first, questions later

MajorCaptSilly 06-24-2009 04:09 PM

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Goats do not like cats.

MCS

TheTraveler 06-24-2009 04:28 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly (Post 438768)
Goats do not like cats.

MCS

I thought goats would eat anything! :D

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Come hell or high water.

If the Lord's willin' and the creek don't rise.

Win some lose some.

You gotta know when to hold 'em and know when to fold 'em.

Give them an inch and they'll take a mile.

csbrewfisher 06-24-2009 04:30 PM

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I'm so full, I feel like the tall pig at the trough!

TheTraveler 06-25-2009 02:29 PM

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Old as yesterday's news.

Welcome as a fart in church.

High and mighty.

Waiting on pins and needles.

Doesn't know when to quit.

:D

Wolfgang 06-25-2009 03:01 PM

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cant hit the back side of a barn.

csbrewfisher 06-25-2009 03:26 PM

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Stupid is as stupid does.

TheTraveler 06-27-2009 11:29 PM

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"Breathe life" into something (as in this thread :D )

And I'm spent.

It was a dark and stormy night ...

D'oh.

Mmm, donuts.

Time to make the donuts.

The "HOT & FRESH" sign at Krispy Kreme is turned on !!! (stampede ensues)
(that's not really a cliche, but a stampede is EXACTLY what happens when you say this in a crowded room - don't believe me? try it, you'll see)

adampc22 06-27-2009 11:31 PM

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that bloke has as much charm as a mass grave

Wolfgang 06-27-2009 11:43 PM

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One I thought of the other day

Technically yes, honestly no :r

JaKaacH 06-28-2009 09:57 AM

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Think with your dipstick..


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