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I live here:

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:dr

Okay, that actually sounds good this morning.

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Ya know Ferdinand, ain't it enough that I was smacked around THREE TIMES AND ended up in the hospital last month, huh??

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Re: Oscar's..I'll eat Perry's hat if HEATH LEDGER
 

you might end up in the hospital again, after eating that hat.

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Quite possible. I hear Perry sweats bullets of cyanide.

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:wo

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Oh God no....

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Re: Oscar's..I'll eat Perry's hat if HEATH LEDGER
 

:r is it there yet?

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:r

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Yeah, and uh, I'm not so sure I know HOW to eat it. I mean, I could start, sure, but I'm not sure I'll be able to keep it down. Is that part of the deal, I have to keep it down? For how long? How long do I have to eat it? Am I going to be timed or can I take breaks? Can I drink water or do I have to do it dry? Can I use ketchup or something for the love of God??

You, sir, are a VERY disturbed individual. Seriously, who puts a damn dead bird on their disgusting, sweaty hat...

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Wait, is that really poop?

Can I at least cook the bird?

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:r

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Wait, the bird is dead, right? I hear something rattling around in the damn box, Perry....

I hope I make it home okay.

Pics, oh brother, will be on the way soon enough.

Shoot me now.

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Shoot the bird first.

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:r:r:r:r:r

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wtf????

What is happenin here?

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*****willow

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Um, okay, I've got to apologize....this thing scared the sh!t out of me as soon as I opened the damn box. Okay, even before that, it's true.

So when I got home with the disgusting thing, I left it outside over the weekend. I told you about the poop right?

And truthfully, I was really really busy this weekend so I didn't get to take pics or video or get on the news or anything (and I didn't even log in once to CA). I'm sorry about that. I know you would have loved seeing this on MSNBC or heard President Obama talking about it and I could have made that sh!t happen but like I said, we were really busy this weekend and mrsreindeer wouldn't let me go within 20 feet of the box.

Strangely similar.....but I digress.

Not to mention that I was already so full from breakfast Friday morning that I couldn't possibly fit in more to eat. Yes, all weekend long.

So the pics/video/blogs will have to wait until I can stomach reopening the thing and eating the hat and the damn bird. As long as the racoons don't get to it first.

Thank you very much for your patience. It will be soon.

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Feathers are a great source of fiber.:fu:fu

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man up David, and eat the damn thing.

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I am on the edge of my seat waiting.

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:D

I know, I know. :bh :hn I just feel awful that I have to delay this...it's just so delicious looking.

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After much ado, I have decided to dine this evening....

:pu :pu

Stay tuned.

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Use some Frank's.

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Haha looking forward to this...

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Daunting, ain't it?

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WTF, seriously, WTF.

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Nice Trex decking you got there.

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Well, I'll be, seriously Perry, you're disturbed. I had to kiss my lucky stars that this thing didn't destroy my house. Can't believe how photogenic the HAWK is....

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m...o/IMG_2484.jpg

You can't see the poop, but oh, it's there...

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That is a big bird.

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And so is the sweat from Perry's greasy brow....

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That will just make it go down easier.

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Nope....WRONG! :D

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This one's for you, Per.

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Don'tcha know dead birds on yer head are coming back in fashion...they're like the new black. Wait, that thing is black...

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I'm kinda digging the statement it makes. Chicks like it too.

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m...o/IMG_2490.jpg

Just don't call me 'Six Eyes' or I'll sick the HAWK on you.

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Just a few minutes on 400....

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And voila!
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:r

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Bring it on; your a$$ is mine, HAWK!

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I've been freakin' starving since Friday.....YUM!

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Good thing this fukin' bird is dead.

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BEAK is good eatin'!

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And a little poop never hurt nobody.

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Here goes nuthin.....and Perry, thanks for nuthin'!

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Sh!t, now that's a knife....and it's fukin' sharp!

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:r

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Me likem hat; hat tastem good! OM NOM NOM NOM...
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"Okay, HAWK, you don't want to watch this part..."

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Contemplating the next few bites...

and sh!t, wouldja look at my eyebrows!

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Hey, this ain't half bad!

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In fact, I'm gonna devour this sucker. Watch me go!

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Didn't even need Frank's Red Hot!

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After all this, I've gotta say, I really enjoyed my dinner of HAT & HAWK. Thanks Perry!

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My cousin a Borat, he thank you too

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And my other cousin a Dr. Evil a too

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And my brother, Dave Chappelle too

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So, in conclusion, my review of HAT.

Marca: "BlackHawk Warrior Wear" (100% Cotton, Made in China)
RG Size: Adjustable One-Size-Fits-All
Wrapper: Tan cotton ligero
Shape: HAT

Upon opening the packaging, I was overwhelmed by the smell of the hat. It smelled NEW, yes, NEW. There actually was a HAWK on the hat but it was sewn on as you can see in the pictures in very nice, bold puffy lettering. On the back of the HAT, there is advertisement for a website which sells military gear and the like. I myself am a lover, and not a fighter, but can appreciate those who fight....as long as they're not fighting me. I, therefore, will wear said HAT proudly and hope it brings Perry much future business. But in the future, we may have world peace and therefore not need military gear. But I will still support Perry's endeavors. In fact, I find myself strangely needing an M4 Triple Mag Pouch...

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Looks like a great meal. I like the shirt also.

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Is that you dressed as Borat, David?

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I know nothing.

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Looks like a similar watch band.

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I am merely the messenger. :D





First Charlie Chaplin, now Borat? :D:tu

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The police officer with the fishnets in the back ground is what caught my eye.

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:r:r:r

Nice review David.

I could have done without the pic of you dressed as Borat.:pu

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Holy hell! Completely absurd...yet entertaining and hilarious!